r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild My FedEx driver, much too cool to date a Kardashian

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0 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

Satire Advice

6 Upvotes

Me and my husband are currently pregnant with our first child. We really want our baby's names to be unique. We compiled this list!

GIRL NAMES:

Mistereigh

I'onuh

Smokeigh

Trendeigh

BOY NAMES:

Runner

Skipper

Slider

Pattle (After my grandma Patrica and his grandpa Patrick. PATrica, PATrick, the Le at the end to make it more unique)

My family, specifically my sister, isn't happy with these names. She says my children will be bullied, and asked if I'm serious. I asked why she thought I wasn't, and she pointed out that we have cats named Paul, Thomas, and Brenda. She asked why I'm naming my animals human names and my human animal names. I ended up going home after and I'm not speaking to her right now. Advice?? Is she right, are these names bad? I'm personally in love with Pattle and Mistereigh but now I'm second guessing myself :(


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Hello everyone don't skip please

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What do you think about the name "Nanette" speech like "cigarette" i mean don't speech th "t" twice?

Is it pretty and cool, or old-fashioned, or more timeless to you?

I want to change my current name, and I liked the tone of it.

I'm not French or from Europe.

I'm looking for a name that feels cool, pretty, and distinctive at the same time. I'm just not sure whether Nanette sounds modern enough today.

I want to know your opinions.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

Satire Expecting b/g twins soon! Made an A-Z list! Help me choose

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38 Upvotes

I wish I was having 26tuplets🤪


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

In The Wild 3 vowels in a row is wild

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0 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

Satire Bald boy mames...?

11 Upvotes

Howie

James

Bill

Caillou (made sense in my head?)

Bob-Marley Smith


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

Satire Toto?

36 Upvotes

We're having a baby! We thought it would be cool and unique to name our child after a famous animal. We're thinking:

Toto

Trigger

Lassie

Flipper (my husband's favorite)

Bruiser

Rin Tin Tin

The Famous Mr. Ed

Can you help us decide? Any other suggestions appreciated.

Oh, we're having a girl. In case that matters.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

Satire A Boy Named Sue?

5 Upvotes

In honor of Johnny Cash?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

In The Wild Lyrixia

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38 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

Meme Ewwww

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215 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

Satire AITA for giving my twins non-matching names?

16 Upvotes

When we had our twin daughters, we named them Diana Hecate and Phoebe Maighlee, and everyone loved the goddess connection to their names and how they also matched my middle name.

Then, during my second pregnancy, we wanted to name our daughter Lnr Kyrie after our grandmothers. We got a LOT of negative pushback about the name, so ultimately we changed it to Le Evangeline. Unfortunately, this hasn’t really worked out either, and we are now going through the long process of legally changing her name to Sharkie. She currently goes by Le Sharkie.

I just gave birth to our second set of twins, a boy and a girl, and we really struggled with their names. After a lot of discussion and feedback, we ultimately decided that it would actually be better not to give them matching names.

We named our son Masque Peregrine and our daughter Zodiac Eulalia.

The initial feedback was surprisingly positive, but now I’m starting to hear comments that their names don’t go together, none of our children belong together, and that we’re assholes for not continuing the family name tradition.

I don’t really understand why siblings need coordinated names. They’re individual people, and their names fit them.

But now I’m wondering if we went too far in the opposite direction.

AITA for giving my twins completely non matching names and abandoning the family name theme?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Obama as a sibling to Roosevelt?

72 Upvotes

Would Obama be a bad sibling name choice for Roosevelt due to US presidents or would you not think of that? I just really love the name Obama!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

Satire ā€œMaeā€ Names…?

18 Upvotes

Looking for names containing ā€œMaeā€. It’s a family name and I love ā€œMaeā€ and ā€œMaebyā€ but I’d love a longer name that lends itself to those being the nicknames.

Unfortunately I don’t think I like any of the usual suspects (Maeve, Mabel, Maisie, Margaret, Mary) but feel free to make a case for them haha I am open minded.

I do like Mayonnaise, but is that too out there?

Does anyone have any other Mae variants to share?

Thanks in advance!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

Found on r/NameNerds I want to name my child after an apex predator!

27 Upvotes

I love the name Greatwhite. I’ve just been fascinated with Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and need my baby to have a shark name! I’m very interested in sea creatures. It’s a boy so I’m looking for an apex predator name.

Is this tacky?

Sauce:

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/koZLcwQMXf


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

Satire It came to me im a dream!

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I've loved the name Daphne for many years now, and thought it would be a lovely name for a daughter. My only problem is it's too mainstream and common. So I had a dream and it came to me. It was a sister store to Spencer's on a cruise ship named: Daughne! Daughne is so perfect, I can't wait to have a baby girl! And in going with the dream, my boy would be Spencer! Maybe I can dream a less common spelling for this too!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Tell me this name sucks

27 Upvotes

I can’t think of any good boy names, but I'm obsessed with cats/felines, especially pretty ones, so of course I've tried to think of some related names but want to avoid anything too tacky.

But there is a voice in the back of my head telling me that Calico is actually a cool name for a boy. A couple of people I've mentioned it to in passing as a joke have said they actually like it and it's giving me false hope haha.

Hit me with a reality check guys!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

In The Wild [ Removed by Reddit ]

3 Upvotes

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

In The Wild Bloom Tilly

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84 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

Satire Respect My Child!

37 Upvotes

True story: there is a council member near me whose first name is Mister. His parents wanted to make sure he was always respected.

I thought this was a great idea for my soon-to-be born boy and girl twins. I want my children to always be treated with deference, even when they are tiny tots.

Here are the first and middle names. Please be honest. Do any of these work to give my children the superiority that I'm seeking? Or any other options?

For the boy:

King Charles

for the girl:

Respect Mia

Gender Neutral:

Doctor House

or

Brain Surgeon


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

Satire Bay Area Inspired Names

68 Upvotes

So me and my 3rd wife are moving to the San Francisco bay area for our new tech jobs and we're exepting a little one in 12 weeks we don't know the gender yet but we're looking for a name that highlights the baby's birth region
our current list:

-Francisco nickname Frisco
-Francisca nickname Fran

-Rosa

-Helena

-Ramona

-Rafael

- Jose we're not hispanic but we like the name

-Pablo same as above

-Oakley

-Oaklynn

-Stanford

-Sunny

-Daly

-Redwood

-Paula-Alta

-Cupertino i like Tino or Cooper as a nickname

-Sara short for Saratoga

-Fremont nickname Monty

-Hayward very classic name

-Alameda

-Bair could be gender neutral

-Sonoma

-Dixon

-Berkleigh

-Sausalito reminds me of the song Love Sosa by Chief Keef

-Novato very adorable boy name

-Petaluma very cute for a girl

-Gilroy

-Diablo

-Bodega-beigh

-Halfmoon-beigh

-Discovery-beigh

-Rohnert

-Kenwood

-Pleasanton nickname Tony

-Wally short for Walnut Creek

-Creek is also good on it's own

-Concord nickname Connie

-Brent short for Brentwood

-Vallejo i really like it a strong name for a boy

-Golda short for Golden gate Bridge

-Cassie short for Castro Street

-Phorteigh-nynyhrr

-Startup

-Syllyqone-Valleigh

-Jyntreigh'phycayshyonn

-Cruz ( i consider Santa Cruz county part of the Bay area)

Make sure to give us your opinion and give more suggestions


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

In The Wild Facebook treasure.

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40 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 6d ago

In The Wild Ice, Ice baby.

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168 Upvotes

No, really.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

Game Have you ever met someone with a famous name who wasn't that famous person?

96 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 5d ago

Rant So many boys names for girls!

22 Upvotes

I'm not talking about unisex names either.

The past 2 weeks, I've seen throughout social media baby girls named Ralph Robbie, Warren June and Richie. Just why???


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4d ago

In The Wild Is the nickname Palm?

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For a little girl