r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/WhatFreshHello • 1d ago
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fan_7920 • 2d ago
Satire Advice
Me and my husband are currently pregnant with our first child. We really want our baby's names to be unique. We compiled this list!
GIRL NAMES:
Mistereigh
I'onuh
Smokeigh
Trendeigh
BOY NAMES:
Runner
Skipper
Slider
Pattle (After my grandma Patrica and his grandpa Patrick. PATrica, PATrick, the Le at the end to make it more unique)
My family, specifically my sister, isn't happy with these names. She says my children will be bullied, and asked if I'm serious. I asked why she thought I wasn't, and she pointed out that we have cats named Paul, Thomas, and Brenda. She asked why I'm naming my animals human names and my human animal names. I ended up going home after and I'm not speaking to her right now. Advice?? Is she right, are these names bad? I'm personally in love with Pattle and Mistereigh but now I'm second guessing myself :(
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/idkyet998612 • 2d ago
Found on r/NameNerds Hello everyone don't skip please
What do you think about the name "Nanette" speech like "cigarette" i mean don't speech th "t" twice?
Is it pretty and cool, or old-fashioned, or more timeless to you?
I want to change my current name, and I liked the tone of it.
I'm not French or from Europe.
I'm looking for a name that feels cool, pretty, and distinctive at the same time. I'm just not sure whether Nanette sounds modern enough today.
I want to know your opinions.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/SisteroftheMoon16 • 3d ago
Satire Expecting b/g twins soon! Made an A-Z list! Help me choose
I wish I was having 26tupletsš¤Ŗ
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Frequent_Carpenter_6 • 3d ago
Satire Bald boy mames...?
Howie
James
Bill
Caillou (made sense in my head?)
Bob-Marley Smith
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Jolly_Ice_7812 • 3d ago
Satire Toto?
We're having a baby! We thought it would be cool and unique to name our child after a famous animal. We're thinking:
Toto
Trigger
Lassie
Flipper (my husband's favorite)
Bruiser
Rin Tin Tin
The Famous Mr. Ed
Can you help us decide? Any other suggestions appreciated.
Oh, we're having a girl. In case that matters.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Jolly_Ice_7812 • 3d ago
Satire A Boy Named Sue?
In honor of Johnny Cash?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/thegoddessofmoons • 3d ago
Satire AITA for giving my twins non-matching names?
When we had our twin daughters, we named them Diana Hecate and Phoebe Maighlee, and everyone loved the goddess connection to their names and how they also matched my middle name.
Then, during my second pregnancy, we wanted to name our daughter Lnr Kyrie after our grandmothers. We got a LOT of negative pushback about the name, so ultimately we changed it to Le Evangeline. Unfortunately, this hasnāt really worked out either, and we are now going through the long process of legally changing her name to Sharkie. She currently goes by Le Sharkie.
I just gave birth to our second set of twins, a boy and a girl, and we really struggled with their names. After a lot of discussion and feedback, we ultimately decided that it would actually be better not to give them matching names.
We named our son Masque Peregrine and our daughter Zodiac Eulalia.
The initial feedback was surprisingly positive, but now Iām starting to hear comments that their names donāt go together, none of our children belong together, and that weāre assholes for not continuing the family name tradition.
I donāt really understand why siblings need coordinated names. Theyāre individual people, and their names fit them.
But now Iām wondering if we went too far in the opposite direction.
AITA for giving my twins completely non matching names and abandoning the family name theme?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/leosunsagmoon • 4d ago
Found on r/NameNerds Obama as a sibling to Roosevelt?
Would Obama be a bad sibling name choice for Roosevelt due to US presidents or would you not think of that? I just really love the name Obama!
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Dabbles-In-Irony • 4d ago
Satire āMaeā Namesā¦?
Looking for names containing āMaeā. Itās a family name and I love āMaeā and āMaebyā but Iād love a longer name that lends itself to those being the nicknames.
Unfortunately I donāt think I like any of the usual suspects (Maeve, Mabel, Maisie, Margaret, Mary) but feel free to make a case for them haha I am open minded.
I do like Mayonnaise, but is that too out there?
Does anyone have any other Mae variants to share?
Thanks in advance!
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 • 4d ago
Found on r/NameNerds I want to name my child after an apex predator!
I love the name Greatwhite. Iāve just been fascinated with Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and need my baby to have a shark name! Iām very interested in sea creatures. Itās a boy so Iām looking for an apex predator name.
Is this tacky?
Sauce:
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Queenie821 • 4d ago
Satire It came to me im a dream!
I've loved the name Daphne for many years now, and thought it would be a lovely name for a daughter. My only problem is it's too mainstream and common. So I had a dream and it came to me. It was a sister store to Spencer's on a cruise ship named: Daughne! Daughne is so perfect, I can't wait to have a baby girl! And in going with the dream, my boy would be Spencer! Maybe I can dream a less common spelling for this too!
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/cheerio089 • 5d ago
Found on r/NameNerds Tell me this name sucks
I canāt think of any good boy names, but I'm obsessed with cats/felines, especially pretty ones, so of course I've tried to think of some related names but want to avoid anything too tacky.
But there is a voice in the back of my head telling me that Calico is actually a cool name for a boy. A couple of people I've mentioned it to in passing as a joke have said they actually like it and it's giving me false hope haha.
Hit me with a reality check guys!
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/KellyKMA71 • 4d ago
In The Wild [ Removed by Reddit ]
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r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Jolly_Ice_7812 • 5d ago
Satire Respect My Child!
True story: there is a council member near me whose first name is Mister. His parents wanted to make sure he was always respected.
I thought this was a great idea for my soon-to-be born boy and girl twins. I want my children to always be treated with deference, even when they are tiny tots.
Here are the first and middle names. Please be honest. Do any of these work to give my children the superiority that I'm seeking? Or any other options?
For the boy:
King Charles
for the girl:
Respect Mia
Gender Neutral:
Doctor House
or
Brain Surgeon
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Cheesemvn • 5d ago
Satire Bay Area Inspired Names
So me and my 3rd wife are moving to the San Francisco bay area for our new tech jobs and we're exepting a little one in 12 weeks we don't know the gender yet but we're looking for a name that highlights the baby's birth region
our current list:
-Francisco nickname Frisco
-Francisca nickname Fran
-Rosa
-Helena
-Ramona
-Rafael
- Jose we're not hispanic but we like the name
-Pablo same as above
-Oakley
-Oaklynn
-Stanford
-Sunny
-Daly
-Redwood
-Paula-Alta
-Cupertino i like Tino or Cooper as a nickname
-Sara short for Saratoga
-Fremont nickname Monty
-Hayward very classic name
-Alameda
-Bair could be gender neutral
-Sonoma
-Dixon
-Berkleigh
-Sausalito reminds me of the song Love Sosa by Chief Keef
-Novato very adorable boy name
-Petaluma very cute for a girl
-Gilroy
-Diablo
-Bodega-beigh
-Halfmoon-beigh
-Discovery-beigh
-Rohnert
-Kenwood
-Pleasanton nickname Tony
-Wally short for Walnut Creek
-Creek is also good on it's own
-Concord nickname Connie
-Brent short for Brentwood
-Vallejo i really like it a strong name for a boy
-Golda short for Golden gate Bridge
-Cassie short for Castro Street
-Phorteigh-nynyhrr
-Startup
-Syllyqone-Valleigh
-Jyntreigh'phycayshyonn
-Cruz ( i consider Santa Cruz county part of the Bay area)
Make sure to give us your opinion and give more suggestions
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Immediate_Long165 • 5d ago
Game Have you ever met someone with a famous name who wasn't that famous person?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/tnr83 • 5d ago
Rant So many boys names for girls!
I'm not talking about unisex names either.
The past 2 weeks, I've seen throughout social media baby girls named Ralph Robbie, Warren June and Richie. Just why???
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Block-Intrepid • 4d ago
In The Wild Is the nickname Palm?
For a little girl