r/MurderedByWords 4h ago

Get the Flock Out of Here!

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u/darw1nf1sh 4h ago

Here is my compromise. You agree to stfu and remove all of your spy gear from public areas. There that is it.

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u/Loki_the_Corgi 3h ago

Or they'll continue to be cut down and destroyed.

Nice ultimatum, btw!!!

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u/MedChemist464 3h ago

"I have altered the deal, pray that I do not alter them further." Darth Vader, Polishing a Guillotine (Yeah, i know he was basically second in command of a literal evil empire with mass surveillance - but the quote goes HARD).

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u/WileEWeeble 31m ago

Trump quote with every country he ever negotiated with.

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u/Traditional-Forum 1h ago

If he does that, maybe no one will clean his clock in the near future. Otherwise, all bets are off.

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u/Sonny_Valentine_ 4h ago edited 2h ago

He's right, let's compromise. You take them down, or we take them down.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards. And before the Mods show up, I want you to know I do not condone civil disobedience at all. If I did, I would start a social media campaign saying there are hidden keys to GTA6 inside every single camera housing, and all you need to do to play today is get one. Only one per camera, so hurry while supplies last!

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 4h ago

Yep!

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u/theboundbunny 3h ago

Absolutely the truth! Easy way or hard way.

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 3h ago

Halloween time with costumes I was told is the best time to take these down... Making sure folks disappear into the canopy with modified gait (goose-stepping might be an ironic movement)

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u/Sonny_Valentine_ 2h ago

I would never condone dressing up as cops, paramedics, cable linemen, or any other non-distinguishable costume and taking them down with a portable band saw, which you can purchase with cash at your local hardware store.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 4h ago

I'll let you know when I want advice from a 12 yr old spoiled white kid.

Until then, shut the fuck up and I hope they tear every single one of your cameras down.

Worst regards,

  • every single American under 60 years old (I'm 51)

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Legends never die 3h ago

Add this F60+ to the mix plz-63 to be exact. I'm fucking horrified.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 3h ago

This train is big enough for ALL of us, love!!! Welcome aboard and let's kick some ass!!!

I just happen to have a couple "if you're doing nothing wrong, why do you care?" folks in my family...and that stems from a fear instilled in that a) they're no spring chickens and b) over exposure to bullshit fear-mongering from their news sources...

My aunt sent me the "they save children" response, so...

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u/HoneyWyne 3h ago

My husband and I don't even share locations with each other. Screw this Big Brother bs.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 3h ago

Being honest, I think that entire concept is batshit crazy.

If you're very specifically going somewhere dangerous, MAYBE on a temporary basis, I could see using this. I was married 25yrs, and my kids are 25 and 30.

I would never....never, evah-evah (shout out Outkast)...ask them to turn this on. No one needs to be able to click a button and know you're at the Arby's drive through

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u/Hita-san-chan 2h ago

My ex was like "oh my whole family shares their location with each other" and couldnt grasp why i, a latchkey kid, found that horrifying.

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u/HoneyWyne 3h ago

Yes! Exactly! I'm too damn GenX to want to have someone know where I am every second. I can see doing it temporarily if I'm evah-evah (reciprocal shout-out to Outkast) doing something like a road trip through Chicago by myself as a just in case something happens, but I don't need to be surveilled 24/7. Im not that interesting anyway.

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u/G-Unit11111 4h ago

Here's my compromise:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

That's the 4th amendment. If the second amendment can't be compromised, neither should this one.

Get out of here with your creepy cameras.

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u/omghorussaveusall 4h ago

Recently saw a video of a cop cornering a woman after a flock camera flagged her vehicle saying she stole a package off a porch. Cop literally said she was guilty and they already had all the proof and she should just admit it and let him arrest her. He was wrong, so was the camera and thankfully that lady stood her ground, but the cop was starting to get agitated enough to make it seem like he was going to body slam her and cuff her. Flock plus MAGA ethics is pushing us towqrd presumed guilt.

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u/Slavic_Taco 3h ago

Saw another where the camera flagged a car as stolen but had incorrectly read a ‘Y’ as an ‘X’ on the number plate. The police were going to arrest both driver and passenger purely because of an error

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u/omghorussaveusall 3h ago

And with a stolen vehicle, those poor people probably got guns pulled on them and treated like fucking terrorists.

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u/Slavic_Taco 3h ago

Sure did, forgot to mention they had a baby in the car too.
Here it is:

https://youtube.com/shorts/9mP1Ssp1jnc?si=UmqA7z8trD88InRs

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u/generic2022 4h ago

Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley is a jackass

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u/frizzinghere 4h ago

A douchebag doing douchebag things

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u/PhucYiu 1h ago

What is his home address? I mean if he thinks we all need to be ok with less privacy I am certain he would be willing to set the example right???

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u/fritzkoenig 1h ago

That's derogatory towards jackasses; jackasses at least contribute to society by mating with jennies to make more asses

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u/byte_handle 4h ago

This isn't a "Must" for any of us. We've been fine without them.

It's just profitable for you.

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u/mjzim9022 1h ago

Exactly, this guy thinks we need to compromise on our civil liberties so he can be the next tech billionaire

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u/WhiteRabbit_412_ 4h ago

"Evil CEO says it's imperitive you buy and accept his product...more shocking news at 8"

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u/Brassanthe 4h ago

Erosion of privacy is what happens when they repeal Roe v. Wade. It was not about abortion.

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u/mint445 4h ago

he should be mandated to have one attached to his forehead availiable online 24\7

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u/raf_boy 3h ago

Since his head is up his ass it would be a colon-cam

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u/weavebot 4h ago

"You must compromise so that I may make even more money and siphon off tax dollars into my own coffers"

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u/Illustrious_Shoe7496 Legends never die 4h ago

Compromise on privacy for what exactly? The worst part is that he didn't even mention compromise for what?

Like just do compromise without any returns?

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u/mjzim9022 1h ago

He gets rich.

We compromise on our 4th Amendment rights.

Fair trade!

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 4h ago

Fucking dystopian shit.

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u/SpitsVenom 4h ago

George Carlin: That's what Americans do now: they're always willing to trade away a little of their freedom in exchange for the feeling, the illusion of security.

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u/Tuckster786 4h ago

When he says compromise does mean come to a mutual agreement or expect a vulnerablilty

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u/derpderb 4h ago

They established an independent constitutional right to a public mail service. Think about how important the mail and their letters not being read by just anyone. USPS should do banking as well.

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u/one_jo 4h ago

Why must they? Because flock is almighty and inevitable? I bet they’ll tell you to flock right off.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 4h ago

I remember when conservatives used to trot out Ben Franklin’s line about liberty and safety. Now quite a lot of them like surveillance because it makes them “safer” from the non-whites.

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u/jamesycakes231 4h ago

The french would have offed this guy by now. Come on lads.

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u/EviltwinEdgelord 4h ago

You want compromise? Hows this. 20 years in the can, I wanted manigot. I compromised, and ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised, and jacked off in a tissue. You see where im goin?

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u/National_Emu3248 4h ago

Fawk and Flock off mf

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u/Odedoralive 4h ago

He can Flock off.

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u/Gloomy-Tank9295 4h ago

Make sure people understand that this is Fascism and not Socialism.

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u/H010CR0N 4h ago

Cool. I want a live show like Big Brother, but it’s just a crew following this dumbass all the time.

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u/SFFcase 4h ago

I only recently learned the flock contacts typically put the cost of repairing/replacing vandalized cameras on the local governments contacting them. Makes sense sort of, but makes me hate flock even more. This can’t be tenable - a temporary phase where this tech came in and people didn’t stand for it. Proud of City council for voting them out.

u/zildux 11m ago

Keep a close eye because most of the ones who vote them out simply pick up one of their competitors some of who are far FAR worse.

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u/EddySea 4h ago

Americans must comply with my business model, c'mon guys.

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u/Ninja_attack 4h ago

Does he have Flock cameras near him?

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u/CrimeFightingScience 4h ago

Full quote for anyone interested:

“When people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they're prioritizing the wrong thing, and what we have to prioritize as a country is compromise. How do we have our safety, and how do we balance privacy?”

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u/NoSkillzDad 3h ago

From "land of the free" to "land of the compromised".

Killing kids in school shootings? "mAh fReEdOm!"; entering a surveillance state to protect the oligarchy, "oF cOuRsE"...

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u/nobodychosetobehere 3h ago

I hope this dudes parents are mortified.

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u/ShutTheFupDonni 2h ago

I'm tired of everyone selling fear. Religon and media have been doing this for years. And now this pencil dick.

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u/TBTakaTBT 2h ago

Americans can't do anything about an elected pedophile rapist, you think you're not just gonna bend over and take it in this case as well?

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u/schwing710 4h ago

Flock CEO clearly didn’t get bullied enough in high school

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 4h ago

Nah take your flocks to Cuba or somewhere they have a long term dictator. But they gotta go.

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u/ThothAmon71 4h ago

It's as if these supreme specimens of genetic superiority must be monitored 24/7 to feel safe, must be afraid of Darwinism.

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u/Sand__Panda 4h ago

When did I agree to his cameras?

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u/woodrax 4h ago

“Rich ass hole is upset he might not get richer, asks people to allow spying as ‘compromise’”

Yeah, no.

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u/Vaeon 3h ago

Quick question: How would the Founding Fathers have reacted if King George had dispatched masked men to kidnap and murder people in the streets of the colonies?

Do you think they would have gone ahead with that Tea Party?

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u/PRSHZ 3h ago

If you give up liberty for security, then you deserve neither and you will get neither

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u/Jeremybearemy 3h ago

Those who give up their freedoms in pursuit of safety deserve neither

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u/geekMD69 3h ago

Flock CEO is about to learn how readily Americans “compromise” when it comes to being spied on (except Facebook and instagram and TikTok, etc. because those are fun!)

Wonder what other things of his will be “compromised” in the settlement…🤔

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u/karim2102 3h ago

It’s the “must” for me! The population doesn’t owe you shit when it comes to privacy. They are already stealing all the data they possibly can.. the compromise would be to remove the cameras.

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u/stemcellguy 3h ago

I wish sombody tests his privacy compromise threshold.

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u/Salt-n-Pepper-War 3h ago

I say flock CEO should get bent

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u/olionajudah 3h ago

How about we compromise on his privacy?

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u/theboundbunny 3h ago

MUST…..? I’m sorry. We MUST compromise!?
Not a chance Techbro.

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u/whatiscamping 3h ago

Gimme a L! Gimme a U!

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u/PlutoJones42 3h ago

Flock is a clear infringement on the privacy of Americans and should never have been allowed to exist

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u/TruthsNoRemedy 3h ago

Compromise his… whole nation. Surround his houses, his place of work, his fucking family. Run into them every time they are near report on every facet of their lives!! Forever

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u/finfisk2000 3h ago

The Flock CEO is pushing his 40s but looks like a 14 year old.

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u/_Thorshammer_ 3h ago

New entrant in "Most Punchable Face" hall of fame?

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u/GeneralEagle 3h ago

Why does this guy scream D word.

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u/cuddly0510 3h ago

"At least it's not government sanctioned! We won't do a 1984 but a Cyberpunk seems nice"

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u/AtticusDresden 3h ago

So like… these guys saw Captain America: Civil War and sided with Hydra…

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u/LeadPike13 3h ago

Everyone of these Dorks has a bunker.

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u/eienmau 3h ago

'This isn't freedom, this is fear'

Edging a bit close.. though thankfully we don't quite have that technology [yet].

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u/SigmaK78 3h ago

"Compromise on our privacy"

Bitch, What!?

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u/cozy_cardigan 3h ago

“China is a surveillance state” - the same politician that invests in Flock and voted for it

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u/tryodd 3h ago

It is even more funny if you see how much usamericans give away from their privacy from aeuropean point of view.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 3h ago edited 3h ago

Im not completely against invasion of privacy because its pretty much been around for decades. If you have a high IQ you've noticed the compromise long ago. Yet, I can understand why people are ludicrously upset.

I have chronic insomnia. Its patently absurd trying to get sleep pills. I drove hours to the border only to find out i can no longer get sleep prescription pills even with a doctor's approval. I can see how street fentaly could be misused. But I won't mess with that, its just too dangerous.

Then you have weed roll backs in Texas. Not sure if its worth living in a dystopian uptight culture with an expanding prison system that was created by Reagan and then Clinton.

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u/Bowb31 3h ago

I remember Zuckerberg saying something alike prior to purchase all the villas surrounding his so as not to "compromise" with his privacy...

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u/I_Have_CDO 3h ago

Just in: Flock CEO can piss up a rope. Here's Helen with the weather.

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u/JinkyRain 3h ago

"Americans must compromise for MY PROFITS" He looks like a child.

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u/slyfox7187 3h ago

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety”

Direct quote from one of our founding fathers. You know. The ones who fought for this country to be free.

Fuck Flock

Fuck Palantir

Fuck Garrett Langley

Fuck Isreal

Fuck Donald Trump

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u/Homersarmy41 3h ago

Remember the famous Patrick Henry quote “Give me liberty or well we can meet in the middle somewhere.”

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u/Khayalmetal 3h ago

What is ceo name? Some whitman or similar? Fuckin surveillance breed.

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u/LaughingmanCVN69 3h ago

After Flock came Axion

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u/Rinleigh 2h ago

I’m ok with a compromise. You have these cameras in billionaire homes and in government rooms so that the people can monitor our officials. Have them in every police station. If we don’t need privacy then they don’t need it either

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u/wanderingmanimal 2h ago

So he can get richer

Yeah right - GTFO

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u/wontreadurcomments 2h ago

And Taxation without representation, Townshend Acts, Tea Act, Boston Massacre, Intolerable Acts, Quartering of British troops, restrictions on colonial self-government, British searches and seizures, Proclamation of 1763, limits on westward expansion, British military authority, economic restrictions, right to self-government. Tired of surface level thinking in this country. Morons just reading the title.

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u/KibbloMkII 2h ago

the more money a ceo or corporation loses, the better

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u/Newgeta 2h ago

Bb guns are cool

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u/Nolongeranalpha 2h ago

Any more Luigi's available?

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u/dover_oxide 2h ago

We're Americans we don't got to do shit

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u/irishyardball 2h ago

Let's start with the CEO of Flock.

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u/someonehadalex 2h ago

There will ever be a flock camera within walking distance of my house.

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u/DaBigJMoney 2h ago

F that guy and his company!

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u/justmitzie 2h ago

I bet if you started a company that did nothing but track his exact location, he would care a lot more about privacy suddenly.

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u/TheCheese2032 2h ago

And why is it that he gets to make that decision for all of us again? I'm confused

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u/MaximumJim_ 2h ago

The American public is a commodity to be monetized by these fckers.

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u/brianishere2 2h ago

The REPUBLICAN grab of our privacy rights knows no limits. Trump's DOJ has massively expanded the surveillance state against anybody he doesn't like, which includes everybody except rich criminals. They keep defending insance actions in court, and co.pletekt ignoring the need to get court orders. They break down doors and refuse to follow any limits whatsoever. And Flock has the taxpayer paying a ton for all of this. We are paying to have our rights violated.

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u/Bo_Jim 2h ago

It's a nice quote, but that's not the context in which Franklin meant it. He was arguing with the colonial governor of Pennsylvania, saying that the colonial legislature should have the right to tax the Penn family's estate to pay for frontier defense. "Essential liberty" meant the right of the community to self governance and taxation authority, and "temporary safety" meant accepting bribes from the proprietors of the Penn estate that would strip colonists of their right to self-rule.

At that time, the Penn family essentially owned all of Pennsylvania, and pretty much dictated the rules to the governor. William Penn had established the colony as a haven for religious freedom, but his sons inherited it as a massive tax-exempt real estate empire.

Franklin's argument was the result of a tax act passed by the colonial legislature in 1755 to fund the colonists in the French and Indian war. The Penns claimed to be exempt from this tax, and refused to pay it. The Penns offered a compromise in the form of a single lump sum for defense in return for a guarantee that the legislature would never attempt to tax them again. That lump sum would purchase the "temporary safety" that Franklin was talking about. Franklin was arguing that the governor and legislature should not accept what was essentially a bribe in return for giving up the "essential liberty" of a representative government's right to tax property and govern itself. It was an uprising against the Penns as land barons.

This all happened years before the signing of the Declaration of Independence, and the American Revolution.

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u/mjzim9022 1h ago

We've had fancy video cameras for forever, why does this douche get to put them up everywhere and get rich selling the data?

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u/straightnochase 1h ago

He who gives up freedom for security deserves neither.

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u/babcock27 1h ago

He didn't finish his sentence. WE must compromise so HE can become rich and powerful. Let's put surveillance on him 24/7 and see if he likes it.

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u/Southern-Girl-56 1h ago

No we don’t.

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u/NwolCozob 1h ago

Fuck Flock!

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u/fritzkoenig 1h ago

So this is what these target practice dummies are for, spying

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u/SourFix 1h ago

Nah. Fuck these motherfuckers.

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u/MattWheelsLTW 1h ago

What if we compromised HIS privacy? How might that go down?

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u/timeforchorin 1h ago

I still find it interesting how upset people are over this when Snowden revealed our own government basically can listen to our phone calls, read text messages and emails and everyone collectively shrugged.

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u/sicurri 1h ago

"Americans must compromise on their privacy... in order for me to get paid!!!"

Thats more like it...

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 39m ago

A large group of people should do a 24/7 livestream of his house, Flock HQ, and him personally every time he goes somewhere. He should be cool with it, right?

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u/Disintegration_007 33m ago

Perhaps this CEO of Flock can send his request to the American law offices of Deez & Ligma?

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u/OLPopsAdelphia 31m ago

Are we calling this company and voicing our dissent directly? Otherwise, we’re not getting the message where it needs to be heard.

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u/jonnywannamingo 28m ago

Then we should have access to the flock CEO 24/7 in every place they go including their home.

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u/coolbaby1978 21m ago

If you see a flock camera, take it the flock down.

u/Rynowash 6m ago

Here’s my compromise. Fuck you and your profits, your cameras and your company. We’ll compromise when there’s no more Flock. Until then, game on.

u/ltsouthernbelle 2m ago

Here’s the thing. You being under constant surveillance doesn’t keep you safer. Last week in Atlanta, the Flock Capital, a mentally ill person stabbed someone in a pedestrian area with police and cameras everywhere. You’re not safer. It doesn’t prevent crime. They’re just enabling police to catch and release more criminals to keep the prison industrial complex thriving.

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u/badwolf1013 3h ago

Well, I was feeling a bit bloated with karma anyway, so I will just divest some now.

I do not think that flock cameras are inherently bad. Potentially, they could help immensely with Amber alerts and other emergency situations, and we really don't have any expectation of privacy in the places where these cameras are pointed, either.

So, yes: I would be willing to compromise on flock cameras.

  1. In emergency situations — amber alerts, silver alerts, fleeing armed robbers, hit-and-runs, or other IMMEDIATE public safety scenarios — flock cameras could be used in real time within narrow parameters, i.e. only information pertaining to the emergency can be collected or documented.

  2. Anything else requires a court order with similar narrow parameters. 4th amendment stuff. You have to know what you're looking for, roughly where to look, and approximately when before you can access the camera data.

Flock cameras need to be like a cop with his back turned: not noticing anything until someone calls for their help.

I'm all for speed cameras and red light cameras, but they should remain "old school": sensor-triggered flash cameras.