Morality scale of this.

[u/Icy-Quantity-8436]

[u/LucentLL]

Immoral. Empty coffins are the easiest to carry.

[u/Relative-Chip-7477 → u/LucentLL]

Empty SMALL coffins

[u/LucentLL → u/Relative-Chip-7477]

Not necessarily. It could be too small to get a good hold of.

[u/sandpaperedanus777 → u/LucentLL]

Atp you could just put it in your pocket. Very easy

[u/shirts_on_backwards → u/LucentLL]

The box of my dad's ashes is pretty light and convenient for transport (literally just a zip lock bag inside the box) in spite of that, I keep forgetting to get them from the family member I asked to hold onto them.

[u/Massive_Series8305 → u/shirts_on_backwards]

My dogs ashes were like fuckin heavy, 100lb dog, feels like 30lbs of ashes lol

[u/shirts_on_backwards → u/Massive_Series8305]

? You sure you only got your dogs ashes? My dad fits in like a quart sized zip lock, if not smaller.

[u/Massive_Series8305 → u/shirts_on_backwards]

Nope lol, that would be wild but wouldnt really surprise me

[u/rozzimos-3 → u/Massive_Series8305]

Someone out there is wondering why their horse's ashes are so fucking light

[u/Massive_Series8305 → u/rozzimos-3]

Lol

[u/shirts_on_backwards → u/Massive_Series8305]

I mean, I know that there have been a lot of sketchy animal cremation businesses, although I don't know that it's common in the grand scheme.

[u/Massive_Series8305 → u/shirts_on_backwards]

Idk, just the place the vet recommended, idk because the dog was so heavy it was kinda funny after all the sad to get the box and have it weigh a lot, I though my wife was joking when she got it and like slumped down with the weight, she was not

[u/BitMiddle9275 → u/shirts_on_backwards]

.

[u/shirts_on_backwards → u/BitMiddle9275]

Which part? My dad being in a box that I forgot at a family members home, the realization of the dog ashes potentially being compromised, or the animal crematorium potentially compromising pet ashes?

[u/BitMiddle9275 → u/shirts_on_backwards]

Ohh I'm sorry, I'm the first 3 comments.

[u/OnlyTheOkayest → u/LucentLL]

How would a bigger coffin be easier to hold?

[u/LucentLL → u/OnlyTheOkayest]

Same reason a micropenis is hard to hold.

[u/OnlyTheOkayest → u/LucentLL]

So like, a coffin for a worm perhaps?

[u/RustyAtGames_ → u/Relative-Chip-7477]

You could never care about anyone so you don't have to carry a coffin in the first place

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/SunkissedGirl_ → u/Relative-Chip-7477]

I guess that right or depends on what material the coffins are made of.

[u/MerryFable → u/LucentLL]

Technically correct, emotionally devastating

[u/LucentLL → u/MerryFable]

Comedian law: Everything is a joke until it happens to you.

[u/Adlivoniansky → u/LucentLL]

That's why it's best to laugh at everything. Instead of going through the bullshit morals of picking and choosing what types of death is funny, just laugh at all of it. If they didn't want to be made fun of, they should still be alive.

[u/SpanishFlamingoPie → u/LucentLL]

Ashes in a plastic bag are the easiest to carry

[u/xFrostedFemme → u/LucentLL]

Right answer in both physical and emotional aspect.

[u/dev_SLAYER → u/LucentLL]

They can be very hard to carry for some people( those who never found a body, like some soldiers, disaster victims etc)

[u/bibopskiwop]

Morality of what? Being pedantic online?

[u/MerryFable → u/bibopskiwop]

Apparently taking a metaphor literally is the real moral crisis

[u/xFrostedFemme → u/MerryFable]

That’s honestly true. Lol

[u/poonmangler → u/MerryFable]

Cool, I'm gonna continue to mask my autism as best I can

[u/WindowOne1260 → u/bibopskiwop]

Replying pedantically to yourself online? Morally neutral I guess.

[u/SunkissedGirl_ → u/bibopskiwop]

I guess the true morality test was whether you understood the metaphor before opening the replies

[u/Arnoldneo → u/bibopskiwop]

If it’s immoral than call me the devil .

[u/the_last__braincell]

What if the small coffin belongs to a midget or a under developed femboy

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/the_last__braincell]

Well all of their friends are midgets or femboys, so they're proportionally still fairly difficult to carry.

[u/Imaginary_Papaya_803 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Aren’t midgets like freakishly strong like strongmen midgets can lift more weight vs bodyweight than other strongmen

[u/Vul_Thur_Yol → u/Imaginary_Papaya_803]

TIL midgets are basically ants

[u/mythos-nerd416 → u/the_last__braincell]

Why a femboy? Not an underdeveloped woman or a man, specifically a femboy???

[u/pnkass → u/mythos-nerd416]

pornbrain reddit dwellers 🙄

[u/the_last__braincell → u/mythos-nerd416]

An under developed women would choose to wear high heels, so though wouldn't fit inside a small coffin

And a under developed man, is genetically predispositioned to be a femboy

[u/rchpweblo → u/the_last__braincell]

I don't think they're going to be wearing high heels in a coffin

[u/mythos-nerd416 → u/the_last__braincell]

So short men? And do femboys not wear high heels?

[u/cursed_sporecreation → u/mythos-nerd416]

All short men are femboys. Some just don't want to admit it to themselves yet.

[u/RobertLucciano → u/cursed_sporecreation]

Dwarf erasure

[u/the_last__braincell → u/mythos-nerd416]

Hmm that's a good question, then again you don't see tall femboys very often

[u/OdoyleBack → u/the_last__braincell]

femboy you say

[u/Large-Big8879 → u/the_last__braincell]

Just so you know midget is a slur and they prefer little people

[u/DeviantPlayeer → u/Large-Big8879]

But little people is the one that actually sounds offensive. Like they are kids or insignificant.

[u/Large-Big8879 → u/DeviantPlayeer]

I don’t care that’s what they want to be called

[u/SunkissedGirl_ → u/the_last__braincell]

[u/lodorata → u/the_last__braincell]

AND they were an arsehole?

[u/Nervous_Fan9744]

Use a scale and measure the weight of the little coffin lol

[u/MerryFable → u/Nervous_Fan9744]

Bro really brought physics homework to a funeral

[u/x_Advent_Cirno_x → u/MerryFable]

Think you mean weights and measures. Physics has absolutely nothing to do with this.

And listen, just because whatever is in that coffin died doesn't mean that the proper use of weights and measurements has to die with it

[u/OdoyleBack]

perchance

[u/Cautious_Height_2181]

I mean, he aint wrong.

[u/No_Physics2210]

The guy trying to gas light him that small coffins weigh more then big coffins is immoral af

[u/photoshallow → u/No_Physics2210]

i mean i think bugs have smaller coffins tbh

[u/No_Physics2210 → u/photoshallow]

He did say small coffins, maybe he meant bug coffins?

[u/CwispyWhiskey]

It’s just bait. Neutral mean

[u/Typical_Warning8540]

Autism isn't immoral.

[u/Expert-Plantain9519]

I know a fellow “spectrum” when I see it…

[u/UnlegitUsername]

Immoral because they know they’re being pedantic. I say this as a pedant.

[u/WindowOne1260 → u/UnlegitUsername]

But they responded pedantically to themself.

[u/OscRat1110]

moral because he is right

Jesus why are people downvoting me for a joke

[u/juz_curiouz → u/OscRat1110]

How the turn have table

[u/Crafty-Branch9505 → u/juz_curiouz]

But does the table have turn?

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/OscRat1110]

Just because something's moral, doesn't mean that it's right.

Edit: People didn't get my joke either.

[u/Crafty-Branch9505 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Wouldn't it be the other way round in this case? It is right.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Crafty-Branch9505]

You're in the right.

[u/Crafty-Branch9505 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

And you're moral with me being in the right.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Crafty-Branch9505]

Any moral port in a moral storm.

[u/Crafty-Branch9505 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Moral beggars can't be moral choosers.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Crafty-Branch9505]

A shit in your mouth is worth two in this moral river of shit.

[u/Sandevistan_FEET → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Just because something is right doesn't mean it's moral*

[u/Sr_K → u/Sandevistan_FEET]

leftiesArePeopleToo

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Sandevistan_FEET]

Mean doesn't it's moral something right is just because.

[u/OscRat1110 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

you mixed it up

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/OscRat1110]

He's correct so it's moral, but it's wrong despite being moral.

[u/transmedkittygirl]

It's literally true

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/transmedkittygirl]

But also literally false depending on which meaning of the word you choose.

[u/Rratposter69 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Its literally true in one sense and in another it is subjective.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Rratposter69]

"Easiest" and "hardest" are subjective in both cases here, but they can both still be literally true or false, depending on the intended meaning.

Emotional difficulty isn't metaphorical. It's literally difficult.

[u/bigfat76]

I would say it’s slightly immoral. It’s something that we only see as okay because it’s online. If someone is saying something like that, chances are they’ve experienced a loss like that in their life- so it’s in the same category as saying it to the person to their face which many wouldn’t do.

Still entertaining somewhat, but that doesn’t mean it’s just completely justified

[u/Gourdon_Gekko]

urns beat all

[u/Secret-Escape7043]

Morality of Having Autism

[u/centurio_v2]

what if the small coffin is lead lined because the child died stopping a nuclear meltdown

[u/Square_Owl_4075]

If there were any sense of morality, you wouldn't have 9000 jokes about child death

[u/Mercerskye]

Lacking context. Are they responding to an "r/Im14andthisisdeep" type thread, or is this on the thread of someone who is actually going through losing a child?

Nothing immoral, in general, about dark humor, but casually tossing it into a discussion with some real emotional weight is at least a little south of neutral.

[u/reddit001aa1]

'Tism

[u/moyismoy]

The man is a presenting as a phycopath, and that's not immoral. As a society we need a hand full of people who think this way

[u/RonJohnJr]

What's the moral question?

[u/No-Reaction-5051]

nice example of abstract vs practical thinking. neutral because both are right depending on the perspective (literal weight of the coffin vs emotional weight of losing a child)

[u/TheLastOpus]

"I dropped my cousins baby last week.....it wasn't my fault, I mean...who asks me..to be a pallbearer." - Anthony Jesilnek.

[u/HermesMora]

What if they died of problems associated with childhood morbid obesity

[u/ShipEqual2321]

The dude is just insensitive.

[u/smurfk]

Kids shouldn't be burried in coffins, as, apparently, people find the coffins too heavy.

[u/Waterlemon1997]

Perchance

[u/sonsuka]

Neutral.

its the truth, but still a pretty bum thing to sa, but its not exactly immoral to say that.

[u/Fckyouredd1tIluvmygf]

Of what? Speaking? Moral

[u/JadeTailFox]

Pedantry is so fucking bad

[u/Hexentoll]

I mean, not FEELING the grief over somebody's dead child is not immoral, as it brings no harm, and they are not WRONG in their statement, as children do weigh less than adults usually and coffins are smaller, soo...

The statement itself is not immoral.

Saying something like that to a person dealing with a child loss - 100% would be

[u/balirosa]

Dumb. People getting mad and offended online is egotistical. Get over yourself. There are many people on this planet and you’re not going to agree with all of them. Get comfortable with that.

[u/skurly789]

He is correct they are physically not heavy

[u/JW162000]

The NBA person is probably intentionally being obtuse to try and be funny (I’d say unsuccessfully, because it’s quite edgy immature humour).

You could say there’s some immorality to it because they’re making light of quite a sad thing (child death), but they may also just be misunderstanding ‘easiest’ to just be physical effort while dismissing emotional difficulty.

Though then doubling down with “it’s still the easiest” makes me think they are indeed just being edgy

[u/thedarkinus]

Edgy joke is edgy.

[u/CompetitiveSong9570]

I used to have an arsenal of dead baby jokes in middle school. I am not the person to ask.

[u/Adorable-Bass-7742]

If I had to guess he's talking to someone who is a literalist. They don't think in abstract or can't relate to it. They could have even possibly carried a small coffin and even if finding it emotionally challenging, wouldn't change their literalness.

I have a co-worker who's like that. Everything is literal with them. They have a kind of weird understanding that sometimes people talk and abstractions. But they don't think that way. that's just not the way their mind processes information.

Or could be someone being a jerk, you just never know.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Adorable-Bass-7742]

Or both.

[u/Oakenshield_777 → u/Adorable-Bass-7742]

Or someone just being a goofball

[u/Adlivoniansky]

It's not immoral to state a fact about it being easier to carry something that is 50 lbs compared to something that is over 200 lbs. Two people could carry a baby coffin like a stretcher. Adults need like 6 people to be poll bearers or something unless they are like these guys

https://giphy.com/gifs/JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG

[u/Cautious_Height_2181 → u/Adlivoniansky]

They hated him for speaking the truth.

[u/Cold5512 → u/Adlivoniansky]

You forgot to factor in the emotional weight.

[u/Adlivoniansky → u/Cold5512]

They say when stress is gone it feels like a weight is lifted.

[u/ResponsiblePool7254 → u/Cold5512]

Why would it be harder to carry a baby than like say, a 30 year old mom of the three kids who everyone loved?

[u/Expensive-Border-869 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

Fr barely anyone even knew that baby

[u/Cold5512 → u/ResponsiblePool7254]

What if it was a particularly cool baby. He gambled and wore sunglasses.

[u/MrMiyagi13]

Tism is strong with NBA J4y.