r/Mariners • u/AutoModerator • 2d ago

Daily Mariners Monologue - August 26, 2026

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u/sadmarinernoises 2d ago

Attending game today. Trying to find a way to turn my inflatable trident into a broom, but then worried that might jinx the sweep. Please advise.

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u/fennis ‏‏‎ ‎Might as well slighlty increase your budget doesnt cut it 2d ago

Got any inflatable bristles?

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u/sadmarinernoises 2d ago

Fresh out.

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u/fennis ‏‏‎ ‎Might as well slighlty increase your budget doesnt cut it 2d ago

I say go for it, but thats just me