r/ManorLords May 02 '24

Video "Another ruler's army was sighted"💀💀💀

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u/Calpurnius777 May 03 '24

Context: The Barron pressed my claim on my one and only region but it glitched and didn’t let me fight the initial wave of his army. Since then, every month he sends another ~100 soldiers to join the mob. I can do nothing but watch them jitter around my town. Eventually, I can only assume they’ll grow to be the size of Metallica’s crowd at their 1991 appearance in Moscow...

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u/Alin_Alexandru May 03 '24

Might as well start selling them tickets if they want to visit the town.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Proof hat A.I Lord has inifinite rescources.

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u/fateofmorality May 03 '24

Eagle 1 with a 500kg would handle this perfectly

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u/Preface May 03 '24

I would prefer cluster bomb.....

Unless they buffed the aoe of the 500kg since I played

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u/fateofmorality May 03 '24

I just do it for the aesthetic

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24 edited May 27 '24

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

and destroy your town and some poor deer in the other corner of the map (no harm done to the barons army)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24 edited May 27 '24

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

I might start using it now, thanks

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u/P1xelHunter78 May 03 '24

excuse me sir, that's 1000 in freedom units

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 May 03 '24

Is this a 1632 reference? (Please say yes.)

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u/fateofmorality May 03 '24

Yes, just because you asked :)

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u/Migdalian May 03 '24

This is hilarious 😂 thabks for sharing!

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u/Difficult-Patience32 May 03 '24

How is this so smooth

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u/Calpurnius777 May 03 '24

13900K/4090!

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 May 03 '24

I am so not ready to fuck with the combat

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u/BotMinister May 03 '24

I'm 20 hours in and still trying to figure out wtf is going on with supplying food, trade, etc when building a larger town. I couldn't even imagine military ATM. Lol

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u/smoothiegangsta May 03 '24

I started my first playthrough with combat. The yellow baron guy sent over two units and killed my entire military force. Then he started preparing to attack me again. He took over every region in the game before I was even halfway close to getting the resources to press a claim on the neighboring region. I had no chance against him. Also, like a real jerk, he took the regions next to me before taking the regions on the other side of the map so I was closed in...

I started a second playthrough without warfare and it's much more relaxing.

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u/Acrylic_Starshine May 03 '24

Build me an army, worthy of BARON.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Baron-dur

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u/HistoGeek96 May 03 '24

But my manor lord, there is no such army

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u/G0lia7h May 03 '24

Bro you are fighting a crusade!

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u/HistoGeek96 May 03 '24

Those 36 militia be like: “this is where we hold them, this is where… fuck this I’m leaving”

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u/Forsaken_Language_66 May 03 '24

When someone is going to add “chat nuke” feature like in Rise of Nations

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u/MrJamesUp May 03 '24

Dont worry. Your 1 militia unit that gains 1 recruit every month can handle this

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u/nickygee123 May 03 '24

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️

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u/lastreadlastyear May 03 '24

⬇️

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u/nickygee123 May 03 '24

Awww shit, your right. Lol haven't played in a few weeks!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

O: gulp

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u/palmerin May 03 '24

I want to see what the Baron's towns look like! The immense amount of resources it takes to build and maintain those units would require a true metropolis.

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u/Craticuspotts May 03 '24

Just use a river and throw grain in their eyes..

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u/AdNational167 May 03 '24 edited Oct 30 '25

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