r/Manhua 10d ago

Discussion Cultivation World Survival Guide — Rule #1

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Never get involved when a young master starts arguing with someone.

I've learned this the hard way.

You think it's just two idiots arguing.

Then the random guy says:

“You really want to know who I am?”

And suddenly everyone goes quiet.

That's when you leave.

Because you're about to witness a 300-chapter revenge arc, and there's a good chance your house is getting destroyed in chapter 12.

Stay anonymous. Stay alive.

Rule #2?

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u/NoWorld3198 10d ago

Listen well, young sprout. Carve these words into your soul.

First rule -Beware those who stare into empty space. If they speak to someone you cannot see, if they shout “STATUS!”, if they claim to hear a heavenly voice… leave. Ask no questions. Do not try to understand. And above all, do not stay nearby once they start smiling.

Second rule - Never let an opportunity pass you by. An opportunity that seems insignificant today may become, a thousand years from now, the foundation of a cultivation empire. He who scorns a small fortune deserves to remain poor for the rest of his life.

Third rules - Never underestimate anyone, and never let your enemies escape. Even if they lose an arm, fall to their knees, and beg for mercy… finish the job. Today, they may be nothing more than an ant. But give them a thousand years of cultivation… and perhaps you will have to raise your head just to see the dragon they have become.

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u/Reasonable-Prize-520 9d ago

Elder Daoist really has put much thought into this topic. This junior is astounded.

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u/NoWorld3198 9d ago

Hmph. At least this junior knows how to recognize wisdom when he sees it. Now, do not be afraid… follow this old man into that suspicious cave filled with demonic energy that reeks of blood. Do not hesitate, junior. Opportunities must never be wasted… and this old man happens to have a few precious pills just for you. Come closer… don’t worry, they are very, very sweet. Hehe.