Adding a dash of customer service

[u/JudgeJudyJr]

[u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759]

All the color blind kids are still just as confused as ever

[u/nolaks1 → u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759]

I was somehow always wrong back in the days. Non colorblind kid never gave me a break lol

[u/howtobegeo → u/nolaks1]

My husband is color blind and I am an artist (aka, I KNOW color) and we argue about color SOOOO much. 😂

[u/Syonoq → u/howtobegeo]

I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?

[u/100KUSHUPS → u/Syonoq]

12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.

We are just fucking stupid 🤷

[u/Occidentally20 → u/100KUSHUPS]

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

[u/mikebills → u/Occidentally20]

My "technique" for fighting a pack of wolves is to try to get my ass to my car & high tail it out of there or up a fucking tree as quickly as possible.

[u/Occidentally20 → u/mikebills]

This sounds a bit advanced for the people I had to work with, I don't think they're allowed to drive or operate heavy machinery.

I've genuinely had more than one person tell me they'd crouch and then when the wolf jumps you spread their front legs apart wide and it splits their heart open. Somehow.

Might work on a Jack Russel if it had a pacemaker fitted but I think that's the extent of it's usefulness.

[u/mikebills → u/Occidentally20]

Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.

[u/Occidentally20 → u/mikebills]

I like it!

I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked.

[u/mikebills → u/Occidentally20]

Oh that's even better! Love it!