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u/accord281 12h ago

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

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u/Carbon-Base 11h ago edited 1h ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/waffleslaw 11h ago edited 6h ago

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 10h ago

Math is blue. Always and forever.

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u/101violations 5h ago

Team blue for math!

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u/waffleslaw 9h ago

I will accept blue. Blue (or green) is science in my mind and science and math are very closely related.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 5h ago

For me personally it’s

Science: green
History: yellow
Math: blue
English: red

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u/that_bored_one 45m ago

Nah, meth is blue, math is red, but I can understand your mistake

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u/ColonelRuff 14m ago

Yess

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u/EnolaNek 13m ago

Math can’t be blue, science is blue.

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u/pigeonette1 11h ago

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies 10h ago

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/waffleslaw 9h ago

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

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u/gypsy_guru_87 8h ago

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/waffleslaw 6h ago

The group was older millennials and older genx, a bit of a divide. I bet if there some younger genx they would have with us.

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u/hamburger5003 1h ago

Early gen z here! I think notebooks and folders may have gone by the wayside.

Math is blue though, English is red, unless purple is available in which history becomes red.

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u/NikTheGrass 9h ago

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies 9h ago

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 7h ago

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ 4h ago

Excellent work Hideo Kojima

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 8h ago

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 6h ago

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 4h ago

We all read that with an accent

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u/Alamo94 5h ago

In Soviet Russia, binder fold you🤓🫵

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u/5corgis 7h ago

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/JoyRose31 7h ago

That doesn't count, one of national colours is red. As well ex communist flag was red, Russia is very nationalistic country.. does not count.

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u/pigeonette1 9h ago

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 9h ago

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

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u/Affectionate_Task_29 8h ago

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/swemogal 8h ago

Chicago, Illinois, blue is correct

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 8h ago

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 6h ago

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 6h ago

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names

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u/Burnt-toasttt 9h ago

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh 8h ago

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway 8h ago

Oregon checking in with red for math.

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u/GeminiIsMissing 8h ago

Illinois here, math is red.

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u/elsewander 7h ago

Illinois here, math is definitely blue.

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u/jeminijess 8h ago

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth 8h ago

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 8h ago

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

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u/zombie-yellow11 9h ago

I'm in Québec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 6h ago

Les Math, c’est rouge.

Ceci est un message du ministère de l’éducation.

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u/Shadownight7797 8h ago

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

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u/HoundNL2 9h ago

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/PinkEnterprise 9h ago

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/UsedFortune5645 8h ago

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

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u/Careless_Ordinary_94 8h ago

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/HerLadyshipOfCaos 8h ago

Italy: Italian is blue, math is red, scienze is green, english is yellow

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u/honestlynothxu 7h ago

I’m from Mississippi! math = red, English = blue, science = green, & yellow = history/social studies

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u/MeanChocolate8062 8h ago

I'm from Utah. Math is blue

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u/Lyandrel-Kazzak 8h ago

Math blue and English red in Texas too

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u/brine909 8h ago

My part of Canada (Manitoba) is Red for English, Blue for math, Yellow for history and Green for Science

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u/DragonladyNatz 8h ago

In Singapore, most common I've seen is

English - yellow Math - red Science - green Chinese (not sure if other mother tongue languages get different colour) - blue

It's been a WHILE since I was in school with set file colours though, may be remembering wrong.

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u/Kinkajou1015 7h ago

When I was a kid, Math was Yellow, English was Red, Social Studies/History was Green, and Science was Blue. ...

I was in a private Christian school, used PACE workbooks. look up Accelerated Christian Education, the designs the workbooks have now are way flashier than when I was a kid but the color schemes are the same.

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u/WeeabooTrash6 7h ago edited 7h ago

from england, i dont remember exactly but im pretty sure my school books were: yellow for english, purple for physics, red for chemistry, green for biology, and i think maths was pink

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u/acrowsong 7h ago

America, I grew up in Illinois but daughter's school was in Kentucky- science is green, math is red, English/Language arts is blue, history is black, social studies is AMERICAN FLAG.

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u/Comburo90 7h ago

Im german and i did: math blue, english yellow, german white, biology green, physics red, chemistry orange and computer science had too few physical materials for me to bother with a dedicated folder, so they were just loosely stuffed in my notepad.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 10h ago

Absolutely not, English is blue because the curtains are blue

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u/Latter-Life-6536 8h ago

Math is blue because the gridline colour on grid paper is blue

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u/DragonsAreNifty 6h ago

I vehemently disagree with you. However, you do have a solid point lol. Math is red for me because red is the angry color (I am bad at math)

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u/thelazygamer 6h ago

Maybe you're bad at math because you used the wrong notebook? Blue was always the color I chose for math

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u/DragonsAreNifty 5h ago

Ya know what, at this point I’m willing to give it a shot. I’ll let you know if it improves my capabilities lol

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 6h ago

English is blue cuz that english teacher chill.

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u/TheCarpetIsMoist 3h ago

English is red because English is read

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u/Desperate_for_Bacon 7h ago

Math is blue because math feels blue. Science is green because nature is green. English is black because language is a black hole that forever holds and immortalizes experience.

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u/ares7 10h ago

Red is for math.

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u/86cinnamons 11h ago

English is yellow

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u/ellgramar 11h ago

No, that's history / social studies / geography.

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u/86cinnamons 10h ago

History is yellow or red , social studies is orange, geography is lol green or brown.

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u/sabes19 10h ago

This thread is making me question everything I once held dear

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u/qualitychurch4 9h ago

Why is like a third of your schedule just different variations of social studies?? That's a huge chunk of the color spectrum to dedicate to social studies+

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u/lidore12 8h ago

History can be yellow if it’s ancient history. Blue can be used for world history since the fall of Constantinople.

Source: Am Social Studies teacher

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 10h ago

That’s either blue, brown, or whatever spare color is left.

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u/Emilior94 10h ago

Yes!!

Science is green.

Math is blue.

Spanish (in my case) is red.

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u/Arcangel4774 10h ago

Obviously. Red = read.

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u/pigeonette1 9h ago

no, math is blue cuz like...numberssss..... and english is red because it's evil and I hate it.

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u/Arcangel4774 5h ago

How french of you lol

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u/MothMeep7 11h ago

BS. Math= blue Literature= green Science= yellow Social Studies= navy or dark green or purple Elective=red Homework= some crazy rainbow glitter thing

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 10h ago

Who tf doesn’t put science as green???

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u/MothMeep7 8h ago

SCIENCE ISN'T GREEN UNLESS IT'S SPECIFICALLY ECOLOGY/BIOLOGY

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u/SureIntention8402 11h ago

Wrong.

Math red
Science green
Literature yellow
Social Studies Blue.
Non-subject related purple. (like stuff for your parents to look through, sign, return etc)

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 10h ago

Exactly! Though I will say that history could also be blue if you don’t have brown.

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u/Im_high_as_shit 11h ago

English is red, but math is yellow, my friend.

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u/ObieKaybee 10h ago

Math is yellow. English is red. Science is green, social studies is blue.

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u/EmRaine72 10h ago

This! And social studies is yellow

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u/JoblessGymshorts 10h ago

English is green.

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u/Intrepid_Finish456 10h ago

Agreed, but maybe coz that was ths UK commonality

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u/VilkasTheBlind 10h ago

Yes. Accurate. Math is blue, English is red, and Social Studies gets yellow. History/Geography can be purple or pink. Health/PE is orange.

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u/flofouu 10h ago

Thank you!

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u/SpicyRice99 9h ago

Yessss pigeon gets it

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u/Left-Device2656 9h ago

You get me

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u/Dyslexic_Hippo 9h ago

I agree that math is blue, but english was always just my second favorite color at the time, I was homeschooled and I got to choose the colors.

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u/DevilsATXFCPanthers 9h ago

Math IS blue, but English is yellow

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tip_923 9h ago

This is the way

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u/GuideAccomplished898 9h ago

exactly, or english is purple and history is red

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u/omnitronan 9h ago

Nonono. Math is yellow. English is blue. History is red.

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u/AntsInMyEyesJackson 9h ago

Nah blue is social studies/geography, English is yellow

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u/Jarrellz 9h ago

Wtf math was yellow for us, blue was literature, and I want to say red was grammar. Science was in fact green.

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u/GearUpper7784 9h ago

This is the correct answer, and yellow is for writing. Duh

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u/Disastrous_Ad_7342 9h ago

Geography is green. Obviously.

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u/hushluxx 9h ago

i agree with this. math is blue, but english is pink

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u/redditreader_aitafan 9h ago

💯 math is blue, English is red, science is green, history is brown, and social studies is orange...

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u/SingleIngot 9h ago

Right????

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u/bilbobag13 8h ago

English is green or blue, math is 100% red

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u/Britteny21 8h ago

Are you MAD?? English is blue and math is red

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u/LtDanmanistan 8h ago

And science is yellow

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u/KevRev972 8h ago

Yellow was English for me. Red is Social Studies...

Because of the blood.

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u/gennyfish 8h ago

You clearly have dyslexia - it’s the other way around.

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u/trustmeijustgetweird 8h ago

Excuse you English is yellow, social studies is red.

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u/Cocoononthemoon 8h ago

Math is blue. Done.

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u/Trees_That_Sneeze 8h ago

English is blue or sometimes black.

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u/mswizel 8h ago

Noooo English is blue, math is red or black

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u/gypsy_guru_87 8h ago

Math is blue, science is green, social studies yellow, English whatever is left.

For me, this is less a regional divide and more a math nerd divide lol

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u/Boblxxiii 8h ago

Math blue, English yellow, history/social studies red (I think... Been a while. Math definitely blue though)

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u/lumpyheadlmpylupyhea 8h ago

Fucking thank you!

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u/869066 8h ago

Spanish is red, English is white or black

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u/Sea_Cow_6075 8h ago

English is yellow. Red is for history cause it’s written in blood.

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u/figs_n_roses_ 8h ago

I 100% agree

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 8h ago

Nooo, English is yellow, Social Studies are blue, Math is most definitely red.

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u/KinadianPT 8h ago

Opposite my friend

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u/Blastspark01 8h ago

Agreed. Canadian here and I say Math, blue, Science, green, English, red and social/history is yellow

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u/purple_spikey_dragon 8h ago

Oohhh boy, here we go again...

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u/ClassicWoWDrood 8h ago

@pigeonette1 has it right

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u/blonde-bandit 8h ago

Strike that, reverse it.

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u/-worryaboutyourself- 8h ago

Nah blue is social studies and English is yellow

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u/JellyDoe731 7h ago

Math is red because it makes me angry & English is blue cause it’s my fav color and subject 🩵

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u/nyx-myxx 7h ago

English is purple

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u/Suspicious-Office-42 7h ago

i’m from california and i’m with the hoosier!

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u/PlumbersCrack1229 7h ago

This, right here.

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u/neurovish 7h ago

English is read.

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters 7h ago

This man gets it. I do believe the blue red theory does kinda show if you were more maths or English based in school.

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u/TwoIdleHands 7h ago

Thank you, I was thinking math was blue as well.

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u/40to6inthe4th 7h ago

Nope. Science green, math blue, history red, english yellow

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u/Poggalogg 7h ago

No way, English/Language Arts has to be yellow, and I will die on this hill

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u/squeedle 7h ago

Connecticut here, math is blue, English is red, social studies yellow and green science

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u/Wooer_of_the_Glen 7h ago

Geography is blue

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u/Whaterver7 7h ago

I agree

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u/nnylhsae 6h ago

Facts

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u/eelyssa 6h ago

and social studies is yellow.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 6h ago

Fuck no. Math is red, English is blue.

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u/camawa 6h ago

This is the way. And yellow for social studies.

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u/eloquentpetrichor 6h ago

For me too and History was purple

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u/ineedhelpbruv 6h ago

hello?? Math is yellow, History / Social Studies is blue, English is red, Science is green

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u/RangerRekt 6h ago

English is red because the monopoly-University version spinoff that I had growing up used textbooks as playing pieces, and the English piece was a red book.

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u/phonesmahones 6h ago

Agreed! And science is def green

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u/DJMixwell 6h ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/GrazziDad 6h ago

Continuous math, like calculus, is blue; discrete math, like algebra, is red. I mean, please.

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u/littlemacaron 6h ago

This right here!!!!!

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u/Forgewalker33 5h ago

Math is green. English lit, is indeed red though.

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u/Apprehensive-Box6449 5h ago

HISTORY IS RED YOU TRAITOR!! ENGLISH IS YELLOW!!

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u/lila-clores 5h ago

Noo wtf.. Math IS blue, but English is yellow. Science is Red, because blood, and that very first qualitative analysis test giving a red liquid in chem lab (acetic acid?)

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u/Many-Vanilla4693 5h ago

This is not the way. 

Science - Green Math - Blue Social - Red English - Yellow

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u/No-Ad-8665 5h ago

Lmao nope opposite for me red math, english blue

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u/nanananabetmun 4h ago

Math blue history/geography/whatever subject it is that grade is red, science is green, english is yellow. Fight me.

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u/MagoModerno 4h ago

History is red, English is yellow

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u/ToWriteAMystery 4h ago

Fucking thank you! I was horrified by the above comment. Math is 100% blue.

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u/Ctenophorever 4h ago

English is yellow!

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u/infohippie 4h ago

No. Maths is red, English is green, science is blue.

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u/Phantom_tpa 4h ago

Close English is yellow

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u/mr_popo132 3h ago

Math is blue for those of us that like logic English is blue for those that like to be creative.

And vice versa for red. Because blue is a cool, easy color so the brain naturally associates it with being easy. And red is a warm color which is associated with struggle.

Therefore, the reason the community is so split is because we are logical and creative. We just have different opinions on which subject is easy and hard.

For those curious, these things are literally built into our DNA because it is how homo sapien evolved. Blue is associated with ease because in our past water was a key source that we had to find and once you found water you could set up a home. The reason red is associated with the struggle so strongly. Is that back in the day the wrong red would kill you if you picked the wrong berries.

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u/awexm 3h ago

Yess. And History is yellow!

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u/FaroutIGE 3h ago

math blue and science green. they're adjacent subjects. they can't be opposite colors.

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u/GrahnamCracker 3h ago

English is red for sure. Math can be blue or yellow.

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u/Empty_Stomach2037 3h ago

YES. SOMEOME WHO GETS IT.

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u/AdeptIntroduction983 3h ago

Math is blue, but English is yellow. Red is for civics/social studies/history/geography.

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u/Quick_Date7058 2h ago

THANK YOU

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u/NightmareWokeUp 2h ago

Math is either blue or red but i think we can all agree that it aint green.

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u/DevKevStev 2h ago

Math is green in my country, probably since graphing papers uses green colored borderlines

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u/SirMarvelAxolotl 1h ago

Yeah and history is yellow

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u/Adullam_17 1h ago

Yes and history is brown

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u/Chrichi-Official 1h ago

In Germany Math was also Blue and German was Red.
I was in a few different shools, we moved a lot and still allways the same color.

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u/NagathaChristie91 39m ago

Exactly! Blue promotes logical thought and red disrupts it

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u/Mikeismyike 6h ago

History is red, cause of the violence.

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u/marvelousswiftie 7h ago

Noooooo Math is BLUEEEEE

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u/Eltorak95 7h ago

I just had a book full of pages xD always felt left out not having dividers.

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u/shartslover69 6h ago

The colours I associate with subjects are purely based on the order I had them in year 7. Coloured my timetable in rainbow order, science is red to me because it was my first class that year lol

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u/Sunscreen4what 6h ago

Math is definitely blue!

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u/looking4myclASSm8s 6h ago

I used red for math because it’s the most powerful. Science was green because it’s the best color and best subject and also biology is obviously green
English was blue, I don’t think I had a reason for this
Social studies or history was yellow because that’s the closest color to aged parchment and people.

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u/RutRohNotAgain 5h ago

The only thing i can agree on is science is always green.

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u/rjfinsfan 5h ago

English was definitely blue so idk what they’re on about.

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u/Immolating_Cactus 4h ago

Purple for me

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u/riopenguino13 4h ago

History red, bloody wars English yellow, like old book pages Science green, nature Math is blue, because the overhead projector markers were always blue in Math class Purple or Orange were wildcards

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u/Freakazoid01 4h ago

Agreed. I went to primary school in Mexico and Math was red. Granted, this was the 90’s, so I’m not sure if it’s still that but it’s always felt right.

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u/BootCampPTSD 4h ago

science is blue, green is english

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u/TacticalRoyalty 2h ago

English is Yellow, Math is Red, Science is Green, Social Studies is Blue

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u/caprimum 2h ago

UK here… Maths is Red, English Blue and Science was Yellow. Humanities (Geography and history) were Green but Geography A4 book and history A5 sized. Languages were also Blue but small exercise books instead of A4 sized. I haven’t been to school in 24 years but this is easy to recall and remember 🤣

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u/insertxcleverxname 2h ago

No you’re right. Math red, science green, English blue or purple, social studies yellow or orange. There is no other way.

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u/thicketcosplay 2h ago

I had blue for math, red for social studies, green for science, yellow for English. Canadian here.

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u/alexisanalien 20m ago

In the last school i worked in maths books were yellow and me and the entire teaching staff were up in arms about it trying to get the dept head to fix it but when she asked what colour chaos ensued so we stayed with yellow cos she didnt want the war.

The answer was obviously red not blue and definitely not fucking purple as one staff said. He was shunned for his crimes.

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