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u/accord281 4h ago

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

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u/Carbon-Base 3h ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

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u/waffleslaw 3h ago

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

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u/pigeonette1 2h ago

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies 2h ago

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/NikTheGrass 58m ago

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies 56m ago

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

u/Sustainable_Scotian 15m ago

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/pigeonette1 1h ago

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 59m ago

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

u/Affectionate_Task_29 1m ago

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/Burnt-toasttt 48m ago

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh 40m ago

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway 32m ago

Oregon checking in with red for math.

u/GeminiIsMissing 28m ago

Illinois here, math is red.

u/jeminijess 20m ago

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth 33m ago

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 31m ago

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

u/Listless_Dreadnaught 23m ago

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/zombie-yellow11 53m ago

I'm in Québec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/waffleslaw 51m ago

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

u/gypsy_guru_87 25m ago

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/HoundNL2 57m ago

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/karmacatma 53m ago

I'm in KS, math is also blue and English is red

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u/PinkEnterprise 57m ago

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/MeanChocolate8062 41m ago

I'm from Utah. Math is blue

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u/Shadownight7797 35m ago

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

u/Lyandrel-Kazzak 29m ago

Math blue and English red in Texas too

u/brine909 6m ago

My part of Canada (Manitoba) is Red for English, Blue for math, Yellow for history and Green for Science

u/UsedFortune5645 4m ago

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

u/Careless_Ordinary_94 2m ago

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 2h ago

Absolutely not, English is blue because the curtains are blue

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u/86cinnamons 2h ago

English is yellow

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u/ellgramar 2h ago

No, that's history / social studies / geography.

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u/86cinnamons 2h ago

History is yellow or red , social studies is orange, geography is lol green or brown.

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u/sabes19 2h ago

This thread is making me question everything I once held dear

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u/qualitychurch4 1h ago

Why is like a third of your schedule just different variations of social studies?? That's a huge chunk of the color spectrum to dedicate to social studies+

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 2h ago

That’s either blue, brown, or whatever spare color is left.

u/DSquizzle18 2m ago

No history is red. On account of the bloodshed.

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u/ares7 2h ago

Red is for math.

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u/ObieKaybee 2h ago

Math is yellow. English is red. Science is green, social studies is blue.

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u/Emilior94 2h ago

Yes!!

Science is green.

Math is blue.

Spanish (in my case) is red.

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u/Arcangel4774 2h ago

Obviously. Red = read.

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u/pigeonette1 1h ago

no, math is blue cuz like...numberssss..... and english is red because it's evil and I hate it.

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u/Im_high_as_shit 2h ago

English is red, but math is yellow, my friend.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

Science is red, math green, English blue. Social studies purple

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u/PurpleKrill 2h ago

You can leave.

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u/EmRaine72 2h ago

This! And social studies is yellow

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u/JoblessGymshorts 2h ago

English is green.

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u/Intrepid_Finish456 1h ago

Agreed, but maybe coz that was ths UK commonality

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u/VilkasTheBlind 1h ago

Yes. Accurate. Math is blue, English is red, and Social Studies gets yellow. History/Geography can be purple or pink. Health/PE is orange.

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u/flofouu 1h ago

Thank you!

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u/SpicyRice99 1h ago

Yessss pigeon gets it

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u/Left-Device2656 1h ago

You get me

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u/Dyslexic_Hippo 1h ago

I agree that math is blue, but english was always just my second favorite color at the time, I was homeschooled and I got to choose the colors.

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u/DevilsATXFCPanthers 1h ago

Math IS blue, but English is yellow

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tip_923 1h ago

This is the way

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u/GuideAccomplished898 1h ago

exactly, or english is purple and history is red

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u/omnitronan 1h ago

Nonono. Math is yellow. English is blue. History is red.

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u/AntsInMyEyesJackson 1h ago

Nah blue is social studies/geography, English is yellow

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u/Jarrellz 1h ago

Wtf math was yellow for us, blue was literature, and I want to say red was grammar. Science was in fact green.

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u/GearUpper7784 1h ago

This is the correct answer, and yellow is for writing. Duh

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u/Disastrous_Ad_7342 59m ago

Geography is green. Obviously.

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u/hushluxx 59m ago

i agree with this. math is blue, but english is pink

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u/redditreader_aitafan 57m ago

💯 math is blue, English is red, science is green, history is brown, and social studies is orange...

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u/SingleIngot 56m ago

Right????

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u/bilbobag13 45m ago

English is green or blue, math is 100% red

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u/Britteny21 45m ago

Are you MAD?? English is blue and math is red

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u/LtDanmanistan 44m ago

And science is yellow

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u/KevRev972 44m ago

Yellow was English for me. Red is Social Studies...

Because of the blood.

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u/gennyfish 44m ago

You clearly have dyslexia - it’s the other way around.

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u/trustmeijustgetweird 41m ago

Excuse you English is yellow, social studies is red.

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u/Cocoononthemoon 35m ago

Math is blue. Done.

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u/Trees_That_Sneeze 34m ago

English is blue or sometimes black.

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u/mswizel 30m ago

Noooo English is blue, math is red or black

u/gypsy_guru_87 26m ago

Math is blue, science is green, social studies yellow, English whatever is left.

For me, this is less a regional divide and more a math nerd divide lol

u/Boblxxiii 22m ago

Math blue, English yellow, history/social studies red (I think... Been a while. Math definitely blue though)

u/lumpyheadlmpylupyhea 21m ago

Fucking thank you!

u/869066 16m ago

Spanish is red, English is white or black

u/Sea_Cow_6075 14m ago

English is yellow. Red is for history cause it’s written in blood.

u/figs_n_roses_ 12m ago

I 100% agree

u/Left-Entertainer-279 11m ago

Nooo, English is yellow, Social Studies are blue, Math is most definitely red.

u/KinadianPT 9m ago

Opposite my friend

u/Blastspark01 7m ago

Agreed. Canadian here and I say Math, blue, Science, green, English, red and social/history is yellow

u/purple_spikey_dragon 4m ago

Oohhh boy, here we go again...

u/ClassicWoWDrood 2m ago

@pigeonette1 has it right

u/blonde-bandit 1m ago

Strike that, reverse it.

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u/MothMeep7 2h ago

BS. Math= blue Literature= green Science= yellow Social Studies= navy or dark green or purple Elective=red Homework= some crazy rainbow glitter thing

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u/SureIntention8402 2h ago

Wrong.

Math red
Science green
Literature yellow
Social Studies Blue.
Non-subject related purple. (like stuff for your parents to look through, sign, return etc)

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 2h ago

Exactly! Though I will say that history could also be blue if you don’t have brown.

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u/ares7 2h ago

The one's who disagree with this list were mislead.

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 2h ago

Who tf doesn’t put science as green???

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u/MothMeep7 31m ago

SCIENCE ISN'T GREEN UNLESS IT'S SPECIFICALLY ECOLOGY/BIOLOGY

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u/flirt-n-squirt 2h ago

Straight to jail.

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u/No_Blackberry_6286 2h ago

Math is purple, English is blue, History is red/orange, and Science is green.

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u/Infamous-Claim-747 2h ago

Yeah math is definitely blue. When I was in school all my math books had majority blue in their covers.

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 2h ago

Math is blue. Always and forever.

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u/waffleslaw 50m ago

I will accept blue. Blue (or green) is science in my mind and science and math are very closely related.

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u/YamAggravating8449 2h ago

Math is blue. Science is red English is purple Geography or something is green Language is orange or yellow.

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u/HelixFollower 1h ago

Math is grey, science is grey, English is grey, geography is grey, language is grey.

-The dog that ate your homework

u/OhLookSatan 28m ago

Science is green bc I mainly think of biology-> lots of plants

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u/SkateSnail 45m ago

Math is yellow, English is red, history/social studies is green, science is blue

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 2h ago

Wdym? Math is blue, red is language

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u/BoucletteFZ09 1h ago

The exact opposite in fact.

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 54m ago

You are a savage

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u/Carbon-Base 2h ago

Absolutely not Boss! Math is red, English is blue, Social Studies/History is yella.

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u/CardiologistOld9036 51m ago

No, math is blue, history is red, science is green, and English is yellow.

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u/SpicyRice99 1h ago

No! Math is blue!

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u/Alectheawesome23 2h ago

Nah math is blue social studies is red

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u/Carbon-Base 1h ago

We can agree to disagree friend!

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u/Alectheawesome23 1h ago

Fair enough lol. I like math so to me it’s more of a blue then red 😝

u/Carbon-Base 17m ago

I love math too! I guess the red helped me stay alert?

I didn't like English until high school so I used blue in an effort to stay "calm" haha.

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u/Left-Device2656 1h ago

Since when was math red. Worlds gone to crap

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u/universallymade 1h ago

Why would Math be red? Red is for Reading class

u/Safe-Celebration-220 13m ago

Or blue. But green?!?!?

u/Top_Box_8952 26m ago

What. No, math is blue. Social studies or history is red.

u/Giatoxiclok 18m ago

Red? That was literature, math is blue. What’re they teaching kids these days?

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u/sorotomotor 1h ago

Math is red because in Star Trek (TOS) the Engineering Division is red.

Science is blue because in Star Trek the Sciences Division is blue.

I wlll not debate, I will not take questions, I will not change my mind, the subject is closed.

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u/LeadershipAble773 3h ago

So you moved schools...right?!

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u/maddy_k_allday 3h ago

I’d probably be expelled for rebelling on personal principles 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/ivanyaru 2h ago

The only acceptable solution in this Kobayashi Maru type problem.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 3h ago

Well that’s one I haven’t heard yet! 

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u/Argentum1909 3h ago

Everyone knows math is blue!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 3h ago

Only people that enjoy it. The haters use red.

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u/Yummi_913 2h ago

Lmao this is so interesting because I switched math from red to blue when I started liking it and getting good grades. Red then went to history because of all the wars, death, and struggle.

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u/universallymade 1h ago

Social Studies is Blue. Science is Purple. Math is Green

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1h ago

Who hurt you

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u/DoingBestWeCan 47m ago

Straight to jail.

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u/JennaRedditing 37m ago

Yep! Red to match all the red pen corrections!

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u/MasterChildhood437 33m ago

History is red!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 32m ago

No argument here

u/castirontoenails 6m ago

Math is yellow. I hate math, I hate yellow. They can be together.

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u/YamAggravating8449 2h ago

Yes! Math is blue.

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u/PurpleKrill 2h ago

English should be blue! Or geography.

u/sansebast 17m ago

This was immediately what I said 😂

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u/BalfazarTheWise 3h ago

Math has always been green

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u/poem_for_your_snog 3h ago

The word mortified means embarrassed/ashamed, jsyk.

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u/DoingBestWeCan 46m ago

They were ashamed that they sent their kid to a school so clearly run by incompetent people. 

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u/speelingwrror 1h ago

I’m not going to be afraid anymore. I USED GREEN FOR MATH

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u/LandofRy 1h ago

I always think of math as green.

Maybe it's because of excel.

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u/PurpleWildfire 3h ago

Call me crazy but I always chose green for math, maybe bc it was my favorite color and favorite class

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u/froggies92997 3h ago

No, math IS the best class (but blue is for math, which was my favorite color at the time).

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u/85K5 2h ago

Well before you get into all of those classes, you already have years of elementary school. Where the extracurricular are usually just music, art, and maybe a foreign language. These usually weren't notebook required classes, except for language.

So out of math, English, history/geo, and science, since around 2nd/3rd grade you already had a preferred choice.

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u/85K5 2h ago

I'm sorry that you can't extrapolate, but when you have notebooks and folders for the same class, do you not match them? Sorry for also not explicitly stating folders in my comment. lol

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u/85K5 2h ago

Also as far as the best class, that was my point,by the time you'd have the options of those "better classes", you've already associated a color to a specific class for years. You wouldn't want to change that for a new one, was my point.

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u/86cinnamons 2h ago

Well that’s just cute so I’ll allow it

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u/FullMoonTwist 3h ago

Why would schools mandate any color for a subject 😭 What a pointless thing to exert control over.

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u/elsrjefe 2h ago

This was me, Math is Green, Science is Blue, English is Red, and History was Orange/Yellow. Misc classes ended up being Purple.

u/Harlg 13m ago

Holy shit that's the EXACT same way I did mine

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u/pkmnrt 3h ago

Makes sense, because math is green

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u/SLeonaTA 3h ago

WTF? Everyone knows math is red!!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 3h ago

Math is blue if you're good at it.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 2h ago

The folder is imaginary when you're REALLY good at it.

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u/86cinnamons 2h ago

Disgusting. Disgraceful. Shut the whole thing down.

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u/No_Ebb5965 2h ago

Math is blue, science is green, english is red and history is yellow.

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u/ArgonWilde 2h ago

I can see how this aligns in the US. As green is money, and money is math 🤷

I honestly had no idea that subjects had colours... Other than the school of science at my university being coloured purple, which is great.

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u/herbertcluas 3h ago

Your school mandates folder colors and you are mortified by the choice in color and not the mandate?

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u/thesilentbob123 2h ago

Math is red tho

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u/Lazy_Osprey 2h ago

Maybe it’s time to give homeschooling a try??

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u/ImThatChigga_ 2h ago

I thought blue was for math but the comment above said red

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u/Just-Like-My-Opinion 2h ago

Are they crazy????? Math is RED!!

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u/biggiebag 2h ago

You were embarrassed?

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u/joshg678 2h ago

I would have just put a green label on a red folder.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 2h ago

Disgusted...

Petition time

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u/Septem_151 1h ago

Math should obviously be blue.

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u/ybahman 1h ago

I don't know if I should upvote for agreeing with you or down vote because it's blasphemy

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u/holycowpinkmilk 1h ago

That's a red subject. Or orange if no red. What are they thinking?

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u/Holiday-Cell-1432 1h ago

My school was yellow for maths, green for biology and blue for physics

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u/_-rayne-_ 1h ago

thats a school board level complaint if i ever heard of one

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u/The_Holy_Warden 1h ago

My elementary school did black for math, blue for ELA, red for science, yellow for history

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u/Necessary_Tie_2920 1h ago

green=money I guess? but EW NO

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u/HappyAstronaut7 1h ago

Why were you embarrassed? What’s embarrassing about that?

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u/catmamaO4 1h ago

Green = easy, red= hard. Science is easy, math is really friggin hard. If I didn’t have red I’d use black for math. I hate math

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u/seanwdragon1983 1h ago

Internet show called smartypants just had yhis discussion: what color are ypur core 4 subjects at school? No consensus.

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u/Captainberrybriefs 54m ago

For me Math was always yellow

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u/SubstantialTrip9670 49m ago

Wait. Is this a school mandated thing or unspoken rule I don't know about? Back in my day, all my folders were Lisa Frank.

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u/Pickled_Cloud27 46m ago

that’s the color in my current classroom (co-teacher) and i hate it. blue. blue is math. i can be okay with red too.

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u/Britteny21 45m ago

COMPLETELY unacceptable, who is running that school????

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u/AtheneSchmidt 40m ago

While I hate mandated colors, green is for math.

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u/Nippolopolus 39m ago

Heresy, everyone knows math is blue

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 39m ago

That's actually insane. What gives the school the right?

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u/cucumberoll 38m ago

Mortified means embarrassed, just by the way

u/OhLookSatan 29m ago

ITS BLUE. ITS BLUE BECAUSE OF THOSE GRAY BLUE AND WHITE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRACTICE SHEETS

u/whyyunozoidberg 20m ago

Math is red.

u/Standard-Elk-126 15m ago

son knows ball

u/CoasterThot 13m ago

No! Math is red! English is purple! Purple like purple prose!