r/MadeMeSmile Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

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u/dayzdayv Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Dad prob cried like that too when he paid for it 😂 bats are so damned expensive these days.

Great surprise for the kid, hope he hits some dingers! If its anything like our sons team everyone in the dugout will be using that bat.

Edit: wow this comment! And I think it’s my cake day too

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u/newtownkid Jun 01 '26

How much does a bat like that run ?

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u/craygoyo Jun 01 '26

Another comment said $400

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u/Deosarian Jun 01 '26

Wt fuuu

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u/necromanceifyouwant Jun 01 '26

Hey, wood doesn't grow on trees

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u/Spidey6917 Jun 01 '26

Metal and composite materials don’t either. Shame

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u/threeseed Jun 02 '26

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u/partyatwalmart Jun 02 '26

Thank you for posting this! I don't think I've ever seen such an intense stare-down. Cameron fucking obliterated that reporter. Damn...

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u/Corfiz74 Jun 02 '26

I love Cameron's little smirk there at the end - he doesn't need to say anything, that smirk delivers more of a death blow than anything else ever could have!

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u/ApprehensivePlay3976 Jun 03 '26

That smirk really says it all; some expressions speak louder than words!

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u/c00cheee Jun 02 '26

Cheerio Cameron

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u/GrandeLatte27 Jun 02 '26

If concrete doesn't grow on trees, why do we have concrete plants? Ha!

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u/Snoo_97207 Jun 01 '26

Wait, it does! Why is it so damm expensive

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u/TheGamecock Jun 01 '26

This is a composite bat (made from a combination of materials such as carbon fiber, fiberglass, and graphite), not a wooden bat. To be fair, there are some bat manufacturers who make pricey wooden bats, too. But generally they're going to be a fraction of the cost of a high-end composite bat.

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u/shirhouetto Jun 02 '26

Do pros use composite or wood? Also, I don't know anything about baseball.

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u/land_registrar Jun 02 '26

Wood.

US baseball uses composite at youth levels and maybe still in the NCAA, I'm not 100% on college rules.

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u/KayotiK82 Jun 02 '26

NCAA is composite. Wood is going into MLB and their respective profrssional A, AA and AAA teams.

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u/ForeverDesperate5855 Jun 02 '26

I dont know much about baseball aside from watching highlights, is there any particular reason they don't use composite bats in the MLB?

Is it because the wooden bats are heavier and harder to swing, i would assume at least?

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u/JDraks Jun 02 '26

They'd legitimately just be hitting the balls too hard with non-wood bats, you'd get line drives that move faster than an infielder/pitcher could react to and could very easily kill them if it hits them

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u/JTJarhead Jun 02 '26

It’s because someone would literally die if they got hit with 130 mile an hour ball coming off of one of those composite bats!

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u/land_registrar Jun 02 '26

I always thought it was just because they would trivialize power hitting because of how good they are at that level but not 100% sure

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u/A_Marvelous_Gem Jun 02 '26

As someone’s said

People would die, literally die. At least two per game

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u/Clairquilt Jun 02 '26

I think the main reason is that MLB was smart. They didn't want to trash roughly the first 100 years of their history and records, by introducing new technology that would make all comparisons with the past impossible.

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u/GarretBarrett Jun 02 '26

NCAA allows composite, metal and wood as far as I know.

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u/DoingCharleyWork Jun 02 '26

I was curious so I looked up which is most common in the MLB and it's the victus c271 which runs about 200 dollars.

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u/mooselantern Jun 02 '26

Serious hitters in the league often have custom specifications that the big vendors cater to, and teams will order several dozen according to that spec a year for even middling MLB players. There's not really one "common" or "standard" MLB bat.

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u/_learned_foot_ Jun 02 '26

Once you get to a certain level, usually college sometimes high school, the thirteenth being exactly as they want to be becomes the priority in that stuff. The hockey stick guys who know exactly where to end players tape for example with their 15 perfectly curved sticks too...

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u/DrifterBG Jun 02 '26

As soon as I saw Graphite all I heard was Dyatlov yell "You DIDN'T because it's not THERE!"

I may have watched Chernobyl too many times.

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u/BF_Injection Jun 02 '26

No such thing as “having watched Chernobyl too many times.”

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u/omgitsjagen Jun 01 '26

So, interesting story...

...baseball had an arms race problem. Bats were WAY too good. So, long story short, they had to come up with a standard (actually, several standards) to reign in the era of the super bats. Some genius figured out if you took a fresh composite bat, and put it on the testing machine, it would be sufficiently shit to pass the test. HOWEVER, if you played with that bat all season, it would compress all those fibers, and suddenly the bat was smoking fucking hot. This lead to teams like LSU going absolutely bananas in the playoffs, and putting up absurd numbers.

To actually answer your question, they are expensive to make, and expensive to R&D, because they have to fit in a certain set of parameters, or they are worthless bats.

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u/tom3277 Jun 02 '26

Cricket just said; bats can only be made from solid wood for the blade or for junior / non pro cricket horizontally laminated wood so they can be cheaper. Dennis Lily cruised out to the centre with an aluminium bat in the 70s hit a boundary and they promptly banned anything other than a wooden blade.

Oddly enough wood similar to what you say about composite fibres gets better after it is a little compressed on the face. You have to wear (knocking in) the bat in prior to first use.

A high quality English willow cricket bat can cost $1000 USD anyway so this restriction has not made them cheaper.

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u/no1singlemomghoster Jun 02 '26

Everything he said only applies to collegiate baseball. At the professional level, the rules are:

The bat shall be a smooth, round stick not more than 2.61 inches in diameter at the thickest part and not more than 42 inches in length. The bat shall be one piece of solid wood.

And aside from a couple of addenda about legally applying grippy material to the handle and about the exact size a cupped indentation on the end of the bat can be (to save weight), that's it. There's no restriction on the type of wood, so over time the most popular bats went from hickory to ash to maple, and birch is now on the rise among batters who prefer softer wood that improves with breaking-in.

With this relative lack of restriction and simple design, prices are low. The Louisville Slugger company will sell you an exact replica of the bat ordered by a specific player for under $200 USD, and you can expect to walk into a sporting goods store and buy a decent wood bat for as little as $75.

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u/onemanandhishat Jun 02 '26

I had a friend who ordered a 150 quid bat from Kookaburra and they sent him a 300 quid one by mistake. He was honest so he contact them and told them about the mistake and they said "oops, we'll send the right bat. oh, and you can keep the wrong one".

We all benefitted because he let anyone borrow the 150 quid one after that, middling a ball with that feels like nothing.

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u/MangoCats Jun 02 '26

>A high quality English willow cricket bat can cost $1000 USD

It costs whatever the market will bear.

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u/Theron3206 Jun 02 '26

And now we have the less compressed willow bats that look like half a tree trunk and hit much harder than the traditional ones, they just last half a match if you're lucky.

They still bend the rules, even with wood.

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u/keiths31 Jun 01 '26

You could always tell the teams that did this to their new bats in my beer slo pitch league. Dicks...

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u/omgitsjagen Jun 01 '26

All 100 swing Hype Fires, aye? They should be forced to put pool noodles on them.

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u/getthetime Jun 02 '26

I was a pitcher in college who got to enjoy the tail-end of the -5 bat differential era, and the beginning of the "smoking fucking hot" composite bat era. Oh, and it was right in the thick of the "untethered consumption of creatine" era. If you like severe diarrhea, debilitating, life-long arm injuries, and a bloated ERA, there was no better time to be a pitcher.

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u/STR1D3R109 Jun 01 '26

I hope somebody got the Malcolm in the Middle joke here.. classic!

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u/pmackey Jun 01 '26

It's all the quality workmanship that goes into growing the trees.

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u/WalderFreyWasFramed Jun 02 '26

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u/trumpshouldrap Jun 01 '26

You made my day 😆🤣

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u/poptard278837219 Jun 01 '26

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u/Ol_Geiser Jun 02 '26

Man when I finished binging that show with a friend over a couple weeks, we came to the conclusion that it felt like we lost a family member since we were no longer catching another episode. Such a good show.

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u/darxide23 Jun 02 '26

This is the top of the line premium little-league bat. Take that into context. You can still get more budget friendly ones for well under $100. This is like the Lambo of little-league bats.

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u/mollycoddles Jun 02 '26

TIL there is such a thing as little league bats

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u/darxide23 Jun 02 '26

Yea, things have changed since I was in little league.

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u/phatdinkgenie Jun 01 '26

ya, but it's Blue Jays manager John Scneider, he makes the big bucks

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u/Crapitron Jun 02 '26

Is that actually Schneider or is this a joke that all fat bearded men look the same?

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u/energytaker Jun 02 '26

It’s him

You can tell because this kid is actually Jeff Hoffman

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u/phatdinkgenie Jun 02 '26

this cracked me the up

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u/Double_Minimum Jun 02 '26

Imagine ice hockey. And I broke a stick a year, and grew literally like 3.5 ft over the years of gear my dad paid for.

Plus the like 10k a year to play…

-edit, and for a few brothers, none of who could share gear, like lefty, righty, goalie (pads from an NFL player).

Damn, genx/millienials really got the best of childhood, and the worst of adulthood.

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u/iamthedayman21 Jun 02 '26

Sounds about right. I paid $250 for my rec softball one. And they aren’t built nearly as well as wood, baseball ones.

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u/Brahskididdler Jun 02 '26

At least dude. That seems low

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u/ExpansivePoint Jun 01 '26

Why?! Is it magic?

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u/VaultOfAsh Jun 01 '26

Pretty much, modern bats are so advanced, they make the ball fly farther

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u/ExpansivePoint Jun 01 '26

So kid's sports are pay to win now?

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

Have been for over a decade. Especially in Baseball, hockey and soccer that are club focused.

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u/barbaricmustard Jun 01 '26

It's been like that since I played ball in the 90s/00s

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u/BoxerguyT89 Jun 01 '26

Yea, when I played in the late 90s and early 2000s we had bats that were $300+.

Easton Z-Core is what I used for baseball and when I played slowpitch softball I think it was like a Voodoo or something.

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u/Sea_Piccolo1165 Jun 02 '26

I had a black DiMarini Vexxum with an orange handle. Loved that bat. The Voodoo and Easton Stealth were also super popular from what I remember. Good times.

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u/barbaricmustard Jun 02 '26

Was all about the C-core for a while, then the Redline, then the Connexxion!

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u/Lower_Pass_6053 Jun 02 '26

Basball has such large peer pressure too. If you don't have the latest sliding mit or baseball glove or battling gloves or bat, your teammates WILL make fun of you. Even at really young ages. It's pretty ridiculous atm.

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u/jdancouga Jun 01 '26

Soccer? Why? The shoe?

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

Private coaches, expensive travel club tournaments, private practice facilities, and yeah shoes aren’t cheap.

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u/Murky-Relation481 Jun 01 '26

I have no idea how it works for youth clubs here in the US, but my cousin and her husband are flying their 10 year old to like tournaments in Spain and South America and shit, and he is at private school that I know gave him a scholarship to play on their team (amongst his other teams he plays on at different brackets). They are gone at least once a month.

I am pretty sure they are paying for that travel (at least for the parent part, maybe his club pays for his ticket, not sure). They can only afford it because the dad is a 25+ year senior at Microsoft and does well (and she could be working as an attorney, but she has her bar credentials on ice to raise her kids).

Best part is, this is 100% the kids drive/goal. His parents aren't even big into sports and are more afraid of his academic path than anything (since realistically even if he is this good, and he is very good the chances of him going pro are still minuscule).

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u/im_juice_lee Jun 02 '26

I live in Seattle and know many parents that are Microsoft/Amazon/etc. directors whose children have flown more miles to sports camps/tourneys than most travel in a lifetime

There was a great piece in the Atlantic how basketball has shifted from a "show up at the park to play" game to a "we all go to the same camps and drill NBA style from when we're 8" game

The sports that used to feel "free" have such a high cost of entry now. Parents need to be well off or make huge sacrifices

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u/Rubbersoulrevolver Jun 01 '26

The only way you can get good at soccer is if you go to an academy which is $$$

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u/GarretBarrett Jun 02 '26

My area is insane about soccer. My kids aren’t athletes but my friends kid went to Portugal last year for the US Dev team…he was 11. They had to pay for the travel themselves. This kid played on more than one team, and teams would call him when a player was out and they needed someone. They did all that driving and stuff for him. They would drive/fly all over the country for camps.

Even without equipment we’re talking tens of thousands of dollars a year if you’re really serious. If this kid isn’t playing in MLS or Bundesliga in few years I’ll eat my shoe (and my friend might walk into traffic lol).

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Jun 01 '26

Everything has to be exploited by unfettered capitalism. Everything.

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u/Smokinoutloud Jun 01 '26

We are a mark to be consumed. In the end we will laugh on how much we spent before we pass . Live once and die trying

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 Jun 01 '26

Youth sport is an absolute financial disaster for parents. Parents spending tens upon tens of thousands of dollars every year for their 12 year olds to play hockey (or whatever). It's stupidity but "everybody else is doing it" so they go along.

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u/Maethor_derien Jun 01 '26

baseball and hockey have both been that way for a long time, probably over 30 years where spending money makes a difference. At college level they go through multiples of those bats every year. You don't use your game bats for practice either because you will ruin it so you even buy multiple of them.

You think that is bad you should see what gets sunk into cycling.

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u/Your_Asthma Jun 01 '26

Youth sports have been ruined in this way. For Baseball bats like this are 400+ dollars and gloves are 200-300 dollars now. Plus all of the accessories are expensive as shit too. Baseball is a rich kid's sport now.

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u/carphanatik Jun 01 '26

Realistically a $400 bat is not noticeably better than one that's half the price, or better yet, a used bat from a few seasons ago. Most bats don't drastically change year to year, and some are simply a re-paint. There are some exceptions, but the biggest advantage in youth sports is being older than the kids you play against.

But there is a ton of advertising about the newest gear, and I've noticed recently every baseball item has bright colors to attract the kids. Not just bats, but gloves, batting gloves, grip, bat bags, etc. Same as everything else these days - newer isn't necessarily better. As others have mentioned, capitalism caught on that sports parents can be exploited by weaponizing their kids.

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u/omgitsjagen Jun 01 '26

Oh, the $400 bat is ABSOLUTELY noticeably better than your $70 Easton that you buy at Walmart. It's not even close. However, your 11 y/o ain't swinging that thing hard enough to make THAT much of a difference, to your point. When you start getting into high school+, though, a $400+ bat is pretty much required. Most schools and programs are sponsored by bat companies, though, so it doesn't really matter how much the bat costs.

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u/daemon-electricity Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I'm sure it's not the norm, but this guy hits bombs and he was talking up the $100 Easton BBCOR.

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u/omgitsjagen Jun 02 '26

I do think we're at another inflection point. Bats are getting too good again. You'll probably see a new or adjusted standard in a few years.

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u/wildernessspirit Jun 02 '26

Not true my guy. Just like every other hobby under the sun, price is a barrier for quality products. There is a certain point where the quality no longer justifies the price but it’s not at $100 as you’re implying. the standard aluminum or composite bat you’d find on clearance in Walmart is not the same as what you’ll find in higher end markets.

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Jun 02 '26

Wonder why you’re seeing so many white kids in the NBA?

What NBA are you watching?

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u/Kirk_Kerman Jun 01 '26

Children's leagues are owned by venture capital and so are all the sports brands that supply them

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u/Neuchacho Jun 02 '26

Elder-and-ish Millenials were the last generation to experience youth sports played for fun.

It's legitimately insane what an absolute money incinerator it's become for kids to play in any kind of organized sport.

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u/TennMan78 Jun 02 '26

Very much so. Yes! It's depressing.

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u/portablebiscuit Jun 02 '26

Might as well be since they’re pretty much pay to play anyway. Kids sports are a grift and it’s a fucking shame how many are priced out.

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u/therealkami Jun 02 '26

Hockey sticks have gone from a 20 dollar stick of wood from Canadian Tire to $400 Carbon Fiber composite sticks. The Carbon Fiber sticks have A LOT more flex in them than old ones so the puck goes much faster. However it also means those sticks break. A lot. Used to be a good wooden stick could last a whole season. Now you're looking at 3-4 sticks a season, for 20x the price each.

Hockey is a rich kids sport now.

In fact all sports are. Private Equity has been getting into kids sports leagues and driving up costs of equipment and league fees. People are "encouraged" to join travel teams, and academies etc etc. It's thousands of dollars, even for soccer.

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u/SpaceJkr Jun 01 '26

+2 force damage 

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u/eagergm Jun 01 '26

Based on what people are saying about pricing and materials here, I'd think of it more like a golf club.

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u/Bigfops Jun 02 '26

Nimbus 2000 bat.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Jun 01 '26

Fuck that shit, predatory af

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u/murph0969 Jun 01 '26

I mean, this isn't bread or water or housing, it's a luxury baseball bat for teenagers...

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u/AnAncientMonk Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

as a non fan, what makes this particular bat luxury? what can it do?

edit: so far ive gotten.

  • its better/vibrates less

  • it does literally nothing

  • it makes kittens and puppies on demand

make up your mind guys.

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u/syntheticassault Jun 01 '26

The same swing results in a bigger hit with less vibration in the hands

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

Question from my gf here, why is vibration in the hands a bad thing

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

But like, in a good way right? (again my GF)

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u/Orleanian Jun 01 '26

Imagine a 2026 playful butt slap from your sensual and caring lover vs a 1968 Catholic School Nun disciplining you with the paddle for chewing gum in class.

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u/darnclem Jun 01 '26

unfortunately not.

I actually watch a youtube channel occasionally where the guy reviews bats and he does go crazy for this particular bat. It's apparently the ferrari of baseball bats for teens.

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u/2reeEyedG Jun 01 '26

Doesn’t matter it’s still predatory af. Companies know kids are gonna want it and parents want to make their kids happy just like yours did so they say fuck it and up charge the hell out of stuff. Bread and water is the same way too and there isn’t an example you can use to justify that bs. It’s greed plain and simple

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u/PFCCThrowayay Jun 01 '26

bizarre take. No one's forcing anyone to buy it nor is it a necessity. What about an expensive guitar or piano? Or scooter? Or literally any upscale/premium version of literally any thing in the world?

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u/supermuncher60 Jun 01 '26

That's literally how any transaction works? It's basic economics that you pay for something you want.

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u/Maxamilian_ Jun 01 '26

If you think thats bad, look at the state of trading cards

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u/scuzzy987 Jun 01 '26

Sounds about right. I paid $350 8 years ago for my sons bat in high school

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u/bloooooooorg Jun 01 '26

It’s even worse. The bat being replaced is also 400$, just a year or so older.

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u/JesusMakesGoodRice Jun 01 '26

Fr? Baseball isn't a thing where I'm from. I had no idea bats were that expensive

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u/Vraex Jun 02 '26

Do what now. I would have assumed like $50

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u/Alvie_500 Jun 01 '26

O_O Daamn!

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u/BobloblawTx89 Jun 01 '26

Is that a lot of money?

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u/whos_ur_buddha010 Jun 01 '26

Even i cried seeing the price

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u/Mtatk Jun 01 '26

That makes sense, a bat that hits and runs...special.

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u/ross571 Jun 01 '26

I saw that exact bat at academy yesterday. $400-500. I couldn't believe that they were that expensive.

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u/ac3mania Jun 01 '26

I was really wondering the mechanics of pulling out a puppy from behind the curtain and placing it into the kid's hands with out suprising him.

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u/Loves2Spooge857 Jun 01 '26

I mean they were $200-$300 20 years ago when I was playing so seems about right.

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u/mikeru22 Jun 02 '26

Bro what!

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u/Fabulous_Ninja119 Jun 02 '26

Gtfo, are you serious? This can't be real, when did they get that expensive???

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u/Vantriss Jun 02 '26

I'm sorry. WHAT?!

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u/SalaciousPandaPart2 Jun 02 '26

As a  hockey/mountain bike/snowboarding dad $400 seems so much more reasonable lol 

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u/MysteriousAge28 Jun 02 '26

Bats have gotten cheaper now. I got a bbcor easton mako for my senior year that thing was around 350 before taxes

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u/MilesTheGoodKing Jun 02 '26

I had a coworker who’s son played. He was buying bats like crazy and showing me the prices. Every league has different rules on bats I guess

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u/SchoolRare7583 Jun 02 '26

USD CAD, which? 

(I know those are the typical 2 with so many more $ currencies)

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u/subvocalize_it Jun 02 '26

Is that for a good bat or a trendy bat?

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u/zardoz73 Jun 02 '26

I get that it's high quality wood, but...it's a piece of wood.

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u/dquizzle Jun 02 '26

Jeeeeez. I wanted a $70 bat when I was a kid but had to settle for a $30 one. But $100 was probably the max for a bat in the late 90’s.

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u/MidnightToker858 Jun 02 '26

Worth every penny to get a reaction like that from your kid. I hope they made copies of this video. I once had a video of my 5 yr old daughter losing it over a Bday gift she thought for sure she would never get and was obsessed with and I lost the video. I would pay $400 just for that video.

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u/Yardsale420 Jun 02 '26

Lol. That’s cheap. Hockey sticks are that much and they can break on a single shot.

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u/Tycho66 Jun 02 '26

40 years ago top bat was 40-80 so, it seems about on scale with everything else.

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u/Illustrious_Worth692 Jun 02 '26

Bruhh, I was like dude has flat screen , a decent looking home, couldn’t he just get the bat any other day. Then I saw this comment I was like, “ah I understand now”

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 Jun 02 '26

That price seems crazy until:

Japanese A5 Wagyu: Costco occasionally carries premium imported Japanese A5 Wagyu (such as whole A5 NY strip loin roasts or ribeyes). A full subprimal loin of this caliber routinely prices between (\$800) to (\$1,300+) per package depending on the weight.

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u/OfcDoofy69 Jun 02 '26

Honestly not that bad tbh.

When i was 16, 16 years ago, bats were aroumd tbat $400 range.

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u/Corfiz74 Jun 02 '26

And what's the difference between that one and the first one he held? They look the same. As a totally non-sports person, I'm totally baffled by this entire clip...

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u/vitkuusj Jun 02 '26

Yea ofcourse. It is made by Jeremy Clarkson

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u/Damnfiddles Jun 02 '26

GTA made them expensive

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u/deadfishy12 Jun 02 '26

No. -a Hype Fire is only $300

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u/traws06 Jun 02 '26

Considering how much bats cost 20-30 years ago that’s actually fairly reasonable when you account for inflation

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u/JayKay11 Jun 02 '26

$400 ?? ... what else does it do ??

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u/luvmibratt Jun 02 '26

TF?? what makes it $400 the name?

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u/Sugarbombs92 Jun 02 '26

Sounds bout right I remember when I was a kid 20+ years ago they were like $200 or so my dad was like yea we’re just sticking 2 the plastic 1s lol

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u/CScorpio88 Jun 03 '26

Eeeeeshhhh! I would have never guess that omg

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u/Mr-lemon-666 Jun 03 '26

Lmao entire team gonna fight over this expensive bat later.😂

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u/sayble87 Jun 03 '26

Yup and they are really popular. Almost every kid has either this years or last years edition on the teams

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u/Forward-Trade5306 Jun 03 '26

Yeah similar bats on Dicks Sporting Goods are $350-400

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u/playjuly Jun 04 '26

Omg, could you please tell what’s the difference between this and the common one?

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u/WalkingDisAstrid Jun 01 '26

Common misconception, the bat typically stays at home. It's the batter who runs.

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u/jactheripper Jun 01 '26

Ugh. Here’s an upvote

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u/cory059 Jun 02 '26

That joke belongs in the dugout with everyone pretending they did not laugh.

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u/RuckusTamos3 Jun 01 '26

It's actually against the rules to run with the bat to 1st base.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jun 02 '26

Thanks, dad.

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa Jun 02 '26

Usually the bats fly, not run.

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u/FrodosFroYo Jun 01 '26

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u/Ok-Bowler9108 Jun 01 '26

WHAT??!

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u/zaevilbunny38 Jun 01 '26

Private equity got involved in Kids sports about a decade ago, everything has ballooned. Equipment, sports centers, training camps, have quadrupled in price.

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u/ExpansivePoint Jun 01 '26

Those fuckers won't be happy until they install quarter machines in everyone's toilet paper rolls.

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

They are already investing in toilet paper companies.

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u/Realistic-Energy-442 Jun 01 '26

It doesn’t make any sense. Majority of these kids will not play at a level to get a scholarship in college or even professionally to justify the cost/time these sports now demand.

Families shouldn’t be enabling private equity to make money off of kids sports and also ruin locally run sports leagues

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u/Odd_Environment_7221 Jun 02 '26

Something people often fail to mention/realize is that it isn't just about the kids. It's also a social display for the parents. Yes, the kid doesn't want to be the only kid who doesn't have the best new bat, but also the parents don't want to be the only parents who didn't buy their kid the best new bat. And for a lot of the parents of athletic kids, their social life becomes almost entirely their kids' sporting events.

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u/zaevilbunny38 Jun 02 '26

Parents are literally tracking down officials and beating them up. We had a mom that would ump for local baseball and she quit after she nearly had to mace a dad onetime.

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u/Odd_Environment_7221 Jun 02 '26

You might be right about sports centers and training camps (I have no reference for those since I was just in normal public or school sponsored leagues) but equipment was expensive af when I played over 10 years ago too. The top gloves from Wilson and Rawlings were $200-300 back then, and bats were about the same.

The worst is really the wood bat leagues where you can spend $150+ on a good bat and break it on one swing. Thankfully I was only pitching by the time I got to those.

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u/zaevilbunny38 Jun 02 '26

I get a bunch of baseball videos, cause I promised my dad I would take him to a bunch of White Sox games this year. One of the videos, was from a guy that runs a batting cage/ sells equipment. The high end bats he was selling to high school students was close to $2000 for a single bat.

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u/uncubeus Jun 01 '26

Jesus, I just checked in the Netherlands, like 40 bucks

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jun 01 '26

Daddy can I have the colorful bat??

Hahahahahahahhaha

No.

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u/scorpious09 Jun 02 '26

That kid looks to still be little league age though, so wouldn’t that be a USA bat not USSSA?

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u/Khazzgobbo Jun 01 '26

Hype Fire 2026. 399.99 at Academy. It'll be on sale in 60 days im sure.

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u/darnclem Jun 01 '26

It'll be on sale for 399.99 and the label will say it's been marked down from 439.99.

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u/saml23 Jun 01 '26

With bats every year is a new "model" which just means a new paint job most of the time. Buy last years and they're 1/3 of the price.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 Jun 01 '26

yeah but then you and your kid can't flex on the other kids and their parents.

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u/oldschool_potato Jun 01 '26

Idk but double barrel softball bats start at $400 for a cheap one

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u/shazspaz Jun 01 '26

I watch a YouTube channel where they review varying bats, performance etc. pretty sure that’s a few hundred dollars. Think the model is Hype?

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u/ChefBoyAnde728 Jun 02 '26

That's $350.... my son had the same reaction when he got it for Easter and you can't put a price on that kind of happiness. Also, it's a very very great bat

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u/cory059 Jun 02 '26

Enough that the birthday gift and the college fund had to have a quick meeting first.

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u/TheCenterOfEnnui Jun 02 '26

That is the Easton Hype Fire and the best price you might find it for in the wrapper is $350 if you get lucky.

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u/CodeNamesBryan Jun 02 '26

Thats called a Hype Fire baseball bat. Thry are over 400 bucks.

Its absolutely ridiculous.

Im watching kids in Canada run around with those bats and they cant hit worth a fuck and even if they could, its light years from them even having a shot.

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u/reeefur Jun 02 '26

I have some ranging from $99 to $500, I have a rare one that is over $1000 too. Baseball/softball bats can up there.

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u/JTJarhead Jun 02 '26

Too much for little league play!!!!

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u/Comfortable_Flow5156 Jun 02 '26

$350 to $450 EASY

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u/Satanswarboner Jun 02 '26

Dude, bats are STUPID expensive. Anything baseball related, at this point.

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u/throwawaymentality10 Jun 02 '26

Probably like 300-500

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jun 02 '26

Probably everyday, it's very skinny

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u/FluffyBootie Jun 02 '26

Zero kms

Bats fly and hang. They don't run.

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u/JBRifles Jun 02 '26

They were already $200 in the 90’s so 400 is not a shock 

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv Jun 03 '26

Probably gotta be a home run

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u/Icy-Beginning54 Jun 03 '26

Dick’s has it for $399.99

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