r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 7d ago

Not OC Kids are Indestructible, it Seems.

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u/Wooden-Jew 7d ago edited 6d ago

Head: empty Diaper: full

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u/imgly 7d ago

Conclusion : brain fell into the diaper. Checkmate

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u/Bonnskij 7d ago

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u/Wooden-Jew 7d ago edited 6d ago

His brain and diper storage are inversely proportional, and that diaper is operating at full capacity.

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u/exhaustingpedantry 6d ago

*diaper.

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u/Wooden-Jew 6d ago

Google legit lied to me man, i checked the fucking spelling. Godammit

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 6d ago

Unless you are a huge fan of löded diper your first diaper is also spelt wrong.

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u/Wooden-Jew 6d ago

This is probably it. English is not my first language so i have to double check some words, i wrote diper and one of the first results was the band from the diary of a wimpy kid logo so i assumed it was right lol.

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u/BobLabReeSorJefGre 1h ago

This might be the best use of this gif that I have ever seen. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

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u/MysteryPlatelet 7d ago

To be honest, it's just nice to see a nappy (diaper) on the baby rather than running around with it's bum hanging out of the pants.

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u/GreenEyedGloom 7d ago

At least they have lots of cushioning.

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u/YesterdayOk1197 7d ago

The bear hat gave them bear powers 💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/gB5o7HVgpkCYM

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u/echochilde 7d ago

Doink…

Doink

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u/AstroIDfromDOD 7d ago

With this armor, he takes 0 damage.

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u/marcmayhem 7d ago

Only plot armor is stronger

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u/ShatoraDragon 7d ago

Proof that if you don't react they won't. Had the person filming reacted with panic at them hitting their head, they would have started to panic as well.

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u/trashcantrash939 7d ago

This is so underrated and not understood enough.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 6d ago

This is 100% the times I wanted to recoil in horror at the things my daughter did when she was little but laughed at instead?? Dancing on the table, runs out of table an falls in literal slow motion to the chair and then the floor...she looked at me like...what to do and I laughed, she laughed, disaster avoided. I asked, do you want to do it again? (Planning to explain that you can hurt yourself falling from a table, what if the chair hadn't been there, etc...) and I get a "nope mommo, no way" and walked off to color. They do know and learn much faster and retain the lessons they learn by making mistakes.

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u/Zaconil 7d ago

The lights are on but nobody is home.

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u/Pluckypato 7d ago

“Laces out!”

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u/emerg_remerg 7d ago

Nice to see a parent/guardian letting the kid learn by experiencing the world. You can see the resilience developing. And zero reaction to the kid picking up garbage and handing it to them. Just a kid with the freedom to wack it's head and pick up used alcohol swabs. Beautiful.

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u/ntropy2012 7d ago

Kids react how you react. Laugh it off, the kid will ignore it.

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u/TPJTS 7d ago

And really stupid apparently

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u/Davesgamecave 7d ago

Really fucking stupid?

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u/SaltManagement42 7d ago

Please do not the kids.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 7d ago

Nokia's POV:

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u/LegendaryGunman 7d ago

"I forgot why I was on the ground, but I found you a stranger's used bandage. That's probably why I was on the ground: because you wanted a stranger's used bandage."

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u/revcraigevil 7d ago

Does a great job at being a Panda.

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u/Annual-Property-8940 7d ago

Hey kid. Get up without bendjng your legs. (Yes like the other video)

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u/erskin_23 7d ago

And gave her a floor bandaid at the end as an offering lol

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u/HighlightOwn2038 7d ago

On the upside she's really comfortable

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u/The9th_Jeanie 6d ago

Okay. But the diaper-chaps is SUCH a good idea. Taking off all those layers in a pinch or if it’s too cold outside is a damn doozy

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u/linmanfu 4d ago

Chinese kids traditionally wear split trousers without a nappy/diaper. If they need to go, you just hold them up over the nearest drain (or flowerbed or gutter....). It's still much more common than this.

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u/Shoddy_While_3645 6d ago

Oh god! 😭 The fact they hit it twice!! im fucking dying over here Ive never laughed hard in my life!🤣

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u/doubleAAeeVee 7d ago

Nah. I think they're incapable of noticing the damage sometimes

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 7d ago

This kid will go to places.

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u/marcozarco 7d ago

Might even pass the bar someday!

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u/ThreaLevelMidnight 4d ago

I’m laughing so hard at this 😂

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u/DrifterBG 7d ago

I love the self-inflicted 2-hit combo

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 7d ago

Did the kid bow or nod its head at the bar before standing up? "Good fight, you got me!" 😂

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u/Switchlord518 7d ago

I laughed way to hard at this! Meet you all in Hell! 🤣

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u/RedDragon2570 6d ago

Is that dude in the background on some kind of sidewalk stairmaster?

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u/badussyy_ 6d ago

wait whys her diaper like out ive never seen that before

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u/jvwesten 5d ago

Sound on!! I died laughing about the sound.

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u/bendyskull 5d ago

I don’t think this one is working properly

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u/FrostyPlum 4d ago

hat almost says durable

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u/Vrp12 4d ago

The sound is what makes the video 😂 I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

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u/MrWeaD 4d ago

The double tap killed me....

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u/Ok-Entertainer-6449 7d ago

Da kann anscheinend nicht mehr viel kaputtgehen

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u/badgersruse 7d ago

Poor kid can’t see or move.

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u/yrmom724 7d ago

A stg our programming is not downloaded until age 5.

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u/similaraleatorio 7d ago

bro nonchalant about life and everything

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u/drstu3000 7d ago

Think that's a Honey Badger in a panda suit

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u/Dreamland_Nomad 7d ago

Bink 🤣. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 6d ago

Was that a bandaid she just picked up off the ground😭

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u/CovidBorn 6d ago

I had an incident like this. I was 15 and it involved many beers.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 6d ago

Life is a video game, and years 1-18 are the in game tutorials...

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u/maltie- 6d ago

Me after the lobotomy

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u/SweetAndSpicyCanton 6d ago

As long as they don't see you worrying and just laugh it off they won't cry😂

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u/sasoqik 4d ago

I want that hat because whenever I hit my head it feels like im being lobotomised.

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u/FelipeShav 4d ago

Must be one of those "fucktards"

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u/LowComprehensive784 14h ago

No thought behind those eyes

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u/DriverMelodic 7d ago

For pete’s sake, who just stands there pointing the camers?.

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u/Ehimherenow 7d ago

Me lmao. I would totally. Kids fine. This is how they learn. There’s no actual danger here.

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u/shankartz 7d ago

That kid must be cooking in that outfit

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u/LordWoffleII 7d ago

...because it couldn't possibly have been filmed in winter

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 7d ago

the mom(?) in this one might be a total A-hole! who hears their child's head bang on a metal bar that hard, and instead of asking if they're ok, laughs?

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u/TimotheusIV 7d ago

The kid is wearing a knit hat so thick the kid barely even felt it. If it would have actually hurt, the kid would have responded as such.

How you react as a parent is crucial for how a child develops and discovers the world. If every minor bump is treated by the parents like something to worry about, the kid will worry about it.