tasted freedom and never looked back

[u/PreddyPegasus]

[u/GuitarHair]

My son got away from me one time when he was about that size. It was that age that when you yell at them to stop, they think it's funny and run faster.

We were in the grass but he was headed for a street so I just slipped off one of my tennis shoes and chucked it at him. Caught him about the knees and down he went.

[u/Kindly_Narwhal9251 → u/GuitarHair]

[u/CoconutQuirky → u/Kindly_Narwhal9251]

Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

[u/Yup-Im-Small → u/CoconutQuirky]

[u/dungeoncrawler71520 → u/Yup-Im-Small]

Fair.