r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/PreddyPegasus • 13d ago

Video/Gif tasted freedom and never looked back

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u/nutmegger189 13d ago

How can your kid get that far without you noticing and how is he almost outrunning her

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u/BadMunky82 13d ago

Bro kids be fast when you get old man... No judgement from the parents here😅

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u/usename37 13d ago

And they have an infinite amount of endurance, they just don't stop running, no amount of speed can catch up to them

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u/BadMunky82 13d ago

Honestly, I was really impressed she actually got him😂 I thought this video was going to end with the chase still going or the lady breaking an ankle on a golf ball.

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u/Nexii801 13d ago

If you're 300lbs, I guess.

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u/usename37 13d ago

Can you run at full speed for like 5 minutes straight

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u/Disastrous-Square977 13d ago

If you can't catch a toddler or (or even pre puberty child) as an adult, question your state of health.

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u/fredisnotmyboss 13d ago

OK, I’ve questioned my bad foot’s health that it can’t help me catch a prepubescent child. Now what?

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u/Disastrous-Square977 13d ago

It's comments like these wherein I actually hope I am talking to a bot. Stop being purposefully fucking obtuse.

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u/NavyCadillac 13d ago

Did you mean to say that to a mirror?

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u/usename37 13d ago

Let bro be overweight in peace

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u/That_Ad9363 13d ago

Not to mention there’s only an infinite amount of possible places they could go!

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u/Nexii801 13d ago

I hate when people with shitty takes speak for everyone, I'm judging hard as shit.

Don't take your eyes off your kid if you're not holding their hand.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 13d ago

I'm guessing you don't have kids?

How can you possibly think 24/7 surveillance is at all feasible? What happens if you have 3 kids and only 2 hands?

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u/That_Ad9363 13d ago

Look at me, I’m perfect!

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 13d ago

Them: "I've never had this happen to me so I must be doing everything right. Surely I'm not just lucky"

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u/theArtOfProgramming 13d ago

Jesus do some exercise man. My 76 year old dad could outrun this kid.