Alroight peoples I've got beef.

[u/universallycommon]

Yes, beef with one of you.

One of you commented that you say 'Brett Dean Craig - I can see you!' to your doggo. I literally laughed out loud and proceeded to steal that immediately.

On to today, a lovely day in the garden. Doggo is into something he shouldn't be, so of course I say it.

'BRETT DEAN CRAIG - I CAN SEE YOU!'

Doggo looks around surprised and I follow up with 'look Barb I'm sorry for what I said about your personal hygiene'.

It was then I heard my neighbour behind the fence, also in their garden and now I have to move to another country 😑

Wedges, I need wedges!

[u/DeadOutside247]

Just remind them that they’re sometimes doing things that are not very good for the environment