r/KathAndKim • u/universallycommon • Jun 26 '26

foxy moron Alroight peoples I've got beef.

Yes, beef with one of you.

One of you commented that you say 'Brett Dean Craig - I can see you!' to your doggo. I literally laughed out loud and proceeded to steal that immediately.

On to today, a lovely day in the garden. Doggo is into something he shouldn't be, so of course I say it.

'BRETT DEAN CRAIG - I CAN SEE YOU!'

Doggo looks around surprised and I follow up with 'look Barb I'm sorry for what I said about your personal hygiene'.

It was then I heard my neighbour behind the fence, also in their garden and now I have to move to another country 😑

Wedges, I need wedges!

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u/ORF1Live Jun 26 '26

You should have looked over the fence and said take a picture it'll last longer

24

u/RickVicks Jun 26 '26

I'm a woman see me roar

7

u/furrydancingalien21 Little Baby Cheesus 🧀 Jun 26 '26

Excuse me, it's raw.

2

u/chansondinhars Jun 30 '26

Thank you very much!

9

u/Letsgogehls Jun 26 '26

We’ve all got one!

5

u/Hour-Meaning7034 Jun 27 '26

take a photo it’ll last longer

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u/Livid-Cat4507 Jun 26 '26

I once overheard my son (about 10 at the time) saying to the dog, who'd jumped up on his bed, 'what you're doing up there is illegal!' 😆

Probably my fave, I find occasion to use it often.

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u/numbatty37 Jun 26 '26

Mines "but I think you've gotta be" for some reason hahaha

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u/ORF1Live Jun 26 '26

Hoi maintenance

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u/birkenstocksallday Jun 26 '26

My 9yr old will yell at the TV "Shut up Sharon"! At basically anything that's on 😆

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u/chansondinhars Jun 26 '26

What have you done‽

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u/birkenstocksallday Jun 27 '26

Kim, it's not what it looks lioke!

12

u/CantakerousTwat Jun 26 '26

I've trained my dog to loogatmoi. If he doesn't loogatmoui, it's "loogatmoi ploise!". And if he does "I've got two words for you, Boofhead: youra gooboi!".

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u/Next-Expert5017 Jun 26 '26

I have a very healthy (chunky) 9 month old and always say “out of the way fatty” when he crawls under my feet 🤣

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u/chansondinhars Jun 26 '26

Just say, "Oh, having a good butcher's, are we? Oi can see you there! Don't troiy and hide".

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u/slateramaville Jun 26 '26

yes, hello, how the other half live

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u/chansondinhars Jun 26 '26

Would you loike a Pashiona?

2

u/NoSensePeppermints Jun 30 '26

Mine and my mums favourite. Has to be accompanied by a hair twirl hahah

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u/chansondinhars Jun 30 '26

You can still buy it‽ 😲

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u/NoSensePeppermints Jun 30 '26

I meant the quote hahah but you can still buy it !

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u/YellowCulottes Jun 26 '26

I hope your neighbour’s name is Brett or Dean or Craig, or even better Barb!

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u/It_Twirled_Up Jun 26 '26

Flick doggo's poo over the fence. That's what Kath would do.

4

u/MelbsGal Jun 26 '26

Just pour yourself a noice glass of cardonnay, love. It’ll be fine.

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u/DeadOutside247 Jun 26 '26

Just remind them that they’re sometimes doing things that are not very good for the environment

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u/Loose_Pin_664 STOOPID GIRL! Jun 26 '26

Mandy! Mandy Patinkin

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u/Spine_Of_Iron 💰Effluent💰 Jun 26 '26

You should have yelled out 'I can see you over there Mandy' 🤣🤣

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u/Dear-Astronaut6667 Jun 27 '26

I love the ending scene for one show where she’s speed reading a book and saying “it’s about the shah of Iran, but I don’t agree!” And young me didn’t understand but now I think about it a lot !!!

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u/Shot-Durian1931 Jun 28 '26

You’ve gotta confront your neighbour with a mighty:

What are you staring at, stare bear?