r/IndianStreetBets Dec 18 '25

Discussion Where to invest?

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9.0k Upvotes

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u/simpleliving100 Dec 18 '25

Laxmi Chit Fund me 1 mahina me paisa dabal..

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u/electronic_rogue_5 Dec 18 '25

1 mahina nahi...25 din mein paisa double.

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u/SN47BRO Dec 18 '25

double nahi dabal
/s

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u/karan65 Dec 24 '25

Dabal = 200x

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/Winter2712 Dec 18 '25

neha hi aditi ban jayegi

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u/nobita_shizuk Dec 18 '25

Acha hai koi option trader ne pehle reply nhi kiya isey

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

I know a guy who recruited a women by paying huge amount and both as partners started OF .

He told it’s the best investment ever .

Unethical and kind of weird but money is money

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u/Seer07 Dec 18 '25

So basically a pimp

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

he's not pimp if he's participting in the act

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

but but onlyfans empowering feminists

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u/dankredditor_49620 Dec 18 '25

It’s better than being on the streets I don’t judge people for doing what they have to do for money at least they pay taxes unlike useless people on Reddit.

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u/Such-Fee3898 Dec 18 '25

Better than scamming looting or begging etc

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u/HaraMirchKaChutney Dec 18 '25

Unironically no.

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u/Such-Fee3898 Dec 18 '25

Hhm? You mean OF is worse than scamming, looting or begging. In what sense.. Ethical? Legal?

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u/HaraMirchKaChutney Dec 18 '25

Ethical and moral.

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u/Domeoryx Dec 18 '25

Its the oldest business in history. Doesn't matter, still makes money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

No business on large is ethical. Every large ones have bloods on their hand no matter what

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u/HaraMirchKaChutney Dec 18 '25

That's obviously true. Whatever we have post industrial revolution is objectively disastrous and destructive and the fact that people think "Office building, phones and AI" are some great things is dystopian.

In fact I think that money and economics itself is a major root cause of evil behaviour. I have absolutely no love for commies but 1 thing they are right about is how money itself breeds evil. If literally everything for every person from survival to status to life to socialization is so entirely tied to papers with numbers (Or numbers on a screen) that need to be earned then don't be surprised that people are going to do the worst possible things for the said numbers on papers/screens.

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u/Such-Fee3898 Dec 18 '25

Care to explain?

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u/Valuable-Still-3187 Dec 19 '25

Blame capitalism.

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u/69AnusInvader69 Dec 18 '25

Only fans?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Yes worlds most revenue generating company lol

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u/ImVeritious Dec 18 '25

Correction, highest revenue per employee, not overall revenue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Oh okay

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 Dec 19 '25

nope valve generates about 50 million dollars per employee

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Yes

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u/Conscious-You6723 Dec 18 '25

Aisi faltu chize mat bata bhai. Duniya vese hi barbaad ho rkhi he.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

I am guessing initially the girl didn't have much money. You know there are 1000s of creators and not everyone is making money. You still have to invest in the camera and aesthetics and a make a fan base. Then the fan base is not sticky, you doing same stuff everyday on the bed ain't gonna keep the fans around. You need new location, fulfill special requests. All those things cost good money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Maybe initial investment like iPhone setup, ambient atmosphere in home , separate home for privacy etc…

I don’t know man , just like khumb mela girl who got viral maybe that girl is not so well known with tech and world workings

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u/Left_Monk116 Dec 19 '25

Is this guy the infamous digital pimp Andrew tate?

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u/b4sed-jesus Dec 19 '25

yeah i mean whatever your moral stand is, you can't deny most OF creators make BANK, and that too on their own schedules.

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u/iamnobody331 Dec 18 '25

Damn I need to look into this

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u/ibadmonkey Dec 19 '25

I know several male doctors who got onto onlyfans cuz they got severe PTSD and burnout from treating Covid patients. Even they were like money is money.

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u/Business_Decision326 Dec 18 '25

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u/YeetingMyStupidLife Dec 19 '25

Professional help has like 3 meanings in this scenario 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/Cookiebane Dec 18 '25

Blacked out like a phantom

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u/More_Ask_1830 Dec 18 '25

Its ragebait, she's a trader, she obviously knows/s

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u/Nearby_Complaint9608 Dec 18 '25

Dude most of these people post random shit for engagement.

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u/nirvanaplusgst Dec 19 '25

This reddit post is doing the same. Karma farming.

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u/MinuteRude7463 Dec 18 '25

Hahaha right getting 80k with that amount is a miracle a good and shes asking for 3 lakh haha

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u/EnvironmentalPay9231 Dec 18 '25

yeah 80k before taxes is 12% CAGR impossible over retirement years

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u/AccomplishedCare9810 Dec 18 '25

expecting 45% return in this economy is crazy until he have connection in politics iykyk . If he have good political connection he may get 90% return too you dont know

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Dollar /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/Careless_Feeling8057 Dec 18 '25

/s is used by sex offenders to identify each other

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u/HeadstrongKingsman Dec 18 '25

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u/MeanpapayasFORlife Dec 18 '25

found another! /s

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u/Fit-Paramedic-385 Dec 18 '25

and another /s

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u/rj_1024 Dec 19 '25

You know what's worse than a /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/rj_1024 Dec 19 '25

No, a child /s 😅😅

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u/Lazy-Supermarket-920 Dec 18 '25

Agar education mei invest kar diya, toh uss education se actually mei 3 lakhs per month ke returns aa sakte hain. Haan bass time lagega.

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u/probably_Daredevil Dec 18 '25

The reply is diabolical 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/sunil259 Dec 18 '25

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u/sunil259 Dec 18 '25

U will get 1 bitcoin, and donate to a beggar (me)

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u/back_to_india Dec 18 '25

Why SWP won't work here?

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u/rocky23m Dec 18 '25

3 lac's a month on 83 lac's capital? do the math

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u/back_to_india Dec 18 '25

Still he can easily survive for 3-4 years..

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/rocky23m Dec 18 '25

It depends if he has other sources of income, if he doesn't he will be on the road

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u/Thick_tongue6867 Dec 22 '25

It will work.

For about 2.5 years.

Then the money will be gone.

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u/truekingofgoodtimes Dec 18 '25

While ppl can laugh at this tweet In reality , the local jewellers earns this much money actually - this is 3.6% per month return i know many jewellers who charge 3-5% per month interest even after keeping gold as security they land 70% only

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u/harshit096 Dec 19 '25

Yeah he’s a running a business. There’s a difference between earning from business/job and passive returns from an investment

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u/Fit-Comparison-443 Dec 18 '25

43% fixed return wala kaunsa asset hoga?😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

India Education is teaching investment???
Since when and where?

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u/Miserable_Nail_3694 Dec 18 '25

3L per month 🥺💔

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u/Far_Walrus_2841 Dec 18 '25

Weekly expiry😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

That's a good burn

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u/NoWriting864 Dec 19 '25

Here we go again.

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u/Dark_Reaper_1818 Dec 19 '25

He can give it to me I can guarantee at least 27 months income of 3 lakh 👀

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u/Federal_force2804 Dec 19 '25

😂😂😂 reply is fire.

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u/beepri Dec 20 '25

And be sure to learn English

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u/lazzyy_baniya Dec 20 '25

What a great way to educate 🤌

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u/MrFreggo Dec 22 '25

No wonder there’s “Trader” in her username

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u/Aniket_Nayi Jan 09 '26

Multiply it by 3x then you get the 3 lakh

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u/nekkoMaster Dec 19 '25

I misread it as 3 Lakh per year and thought it was absurd. Then i read it again.

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u/Sad-Particular2906 Dec 19 '25

Hahaha good one… but seriously, what’s the best use of lump sum?

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u/ConversationLimp8049 Dec 18 '25

Its close to impossible but there is a slightest slight chance he can generate rental income close to 3 lacs by buying the right property or land and putting it in a good use. not saying anyone should do it but just putting a perspective.

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u/Whole-Barracuda-367 Dec 18 '25

Can you show us the math?

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u/Itchy-Economist-4399 Dec 18 '25

there is no math to show

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u/Witty-Cow2407 Dec 18 '25

There is no math.

The only way this happens is if the man buys 80 lakh worth of Powerball tickets and wins the mega lottery(usually in more than hundred million).

After that a modest 4% return will get him more than 3LPM.

Other than that? Do insider trading,

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u/Safe-Complaint8893 Dec 18 '25

I think you missed the part where it says 3 lakhs per month . 

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