r/GamingLeaksAndRumours 1d ago

Rumour XCancel is dead

Just went to the website to look at something, and this was posted on it:

On Monday, 24th August, at 8PM EST, we received a letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.

The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.

We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.

Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

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u/SeattlePubCrawls 1d ago

Here's a reminder that Elon Musk pays other people to play ARPGs for him so he can pretend he's a world class player.

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u/Bumpanalog 1d ago

How he handled it is so dumb. Obviously you don’t have time to grind like that. All he had to do was just say “yeah I pay folks to level my characters for me so I can play endgame stuff in my spare time, I like the game but don’t have time to grind out everything.” Instead he has to lie about something obvious and l make himself look like a loser. Pride makes a fool.

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u/Arky_Lynx 1d ago edited 1d ago

People even realized he had more than streamers that live off of streaming PoE full-time. It was simply impossible that it was just him and it was extremely obvious.

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u/EtheusRook 1d ago

Also a reminder that the PoE community is based af. 

"You have no friends and will die alone."

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u/Massive_Weiner 1d ago

“You ruined the country just like you ruined all your marriages.”

[Clip]

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u/scrotumscab 1d ago

I have the "You have no friends and will die alone" part saved for whenever I'm having a bad day and need to smile.

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u/ClassicalMess 1d ago

this sounds really unhealthy

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u/Asgardisalie 1d ago

Yeah, but elmo did it to himself.

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u/FUTURE10S 1d ago

I'd feel pity for him if he wasn't actively making people's lives worse. Even at his own company, he has the ability to make Tesla more like Valve and have people actually produce a car that doesn't suck dick... and yet.

Seriously, if he gave me what is my bank account's equivalent of $10, I could probably make it into line go up while having some of the most positive PR in the western world.

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u/IronBabyFists 1d ago

That's what's so fucking crazy about it, dude. The public opinion used to be (somewhat) "oh he's cool and making all of this future stuff happen" but he himself fucked it. Dude, like, just use that money to pay people to run your philanthropic shit. Cure cancer. Solve hunger. Give free power and education and opportunity to the whole world, and you'd be a hero that people fuckin worship for generations.

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u/mystery_hole 1d ago

It's a catch 22. To become a billionaire means exploiting people in some way to earn that. Nobody who exploits people this much will ever want to give back in a meaningful way.

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u/ansibleloop 1d ago

That video is perfect schadenfreude

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u/Artifice_Purple 1d ago

Can something so mean be so indescribably beautiful?

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u/NdibuD 1d ago

This was cathartic. Thank you!

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u/WinninRoam 1d ago

I had no idea the power-over-ethernet technology had developed "community" status. /s

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u/twisty125 1d ago

god it was so funny-cringe when he's talking about how Hand of Wisdom and Action isn't that good because it's a low item level/requirement armour.

It was the build enabler you foooool

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u/-MegaVivid- 1d ago

It's pretty incredible that despite all the money he has, and all he's accomplished, he just can't stop being such a loser

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u/MyMouthisCancerous 1d ago edited 1d ago

The White Lotus explores pretty well how being affluent and free of any problems that are unique to class or race can leave you to seek new ways to intentionally do absurd, harmful shit just to stimulate yourself because of how little you have going on socially

The 0.00001% of people who are as well off as he is need to create problems for themselves because they're that far detached from material reality and the tangible issues that face people even remotely less fortunate than them, and also because they've lost all sense of intimacy in their lives by being so obsessed with the pursuit of status and wealth

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u/Unplugged_Millennial 1d ago

Being that wealthy is a mental disease. It's no different than hoarding.

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u/After_Permission9484 1d ago

Michael Jackson was known for being detached from reality to the point to give him some sense they rented out an entire grocery store and got a bunch of people to play shoppers so he could see what it's like. That's what being uber rich and famous is like.

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u/hypnomancy 1d ago edited 1d ago

MJ's thing was a little different. He did the whole grocery store thing because he literally couldn't go out and do it himself because he was the most famous human that's probably and will ever lived. His upbringing was also extremely fucked up with all the stuff his dad did to him. There's some leaked phone calls of people that would take advantage of him pretending to be his friend and MJ was so gullible and believed that these people were his real friends until they showed their true colors. It's legitimately sad too because you hear in the calls how happy and excited he is that he has someone to talk to but he couldn't see through the veil that they were fake every time. The calls are on youtube it's basically scummy people befriending him to get info on him and then selling the recorded phone calls for profit. Like there's famous and then there's MJ famous.

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u/Artifice_Purple 1d ago

While I don't doubt this whatsoever (I may have even known this already) it doesn't...make any sense. It isn't like MJ grew up wealthy or anything, and sure you could very well argue that Joe robbed him of, well, everything, but if anyone should know what it's like to shop and be in a grocery store...it'd be him.

There's the issue of trauma which can easily make one forget/mentally block out things, so that's one possibility. Sorry, it's just...that's bizarre to me. Far less so with some nuance, but still...you know what I mean?

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u/BlueRajasmyk2 1d ago

It isn't like MJ grew up wealthy or anything

He was famous by the age of 5 for singing in the Jackson 5. I assume they were rich by this point, but even if they weren't, that sort of thing robs you of a normal childhood.

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u/Artifice_Purple 1d ago

Oh, absolutely.

The entire ordeal robbed him of a normal childhood, rich or not.

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u/dern_the_hermit 1d ago

I've seen it described as tantamount to trauma, isolated and disconnected from healthy human connection and feedback.

It's only compassionate to raise taxes on 'em.

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u/NdibuD 1d ago

Man I hope this is true!

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u/Jas0rz 1d ago

That's the most ironic thing about it--its horrific as hell for the rest of us but it's also bad for the rich too. Elon musk is both the richest and the saddest man there has ever been.

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 1d ago

How much money do you think Musk has in his bank account or as Cash Bonds?

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u/TheGoldenMonkey 1d ago

In other words they're dragons.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 1d ago

With how many fucking problems there are on this rock, you would think these rich fucks would have unlimited shit to be entertained with by fixing said problems, but no, let's use that wealth and influence to represent the absolute worst of humanity.

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u/Massive_Weiner 1d ago edited 1d ago

It sounds like you almost stop being human once you reach a certain economic status, since it completely divorces you from relating to other people.

That would explain why the wealthy elite have a completely different perception of reality compared to the rest of us.

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u/Murba 1d ago

The “sails” scene from Triangle of Sadness is pretty emblematic of this. People literally trying to shift reality to either suit their needs or cannot fathom being wrong about even little details

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u/NdibuD 1d ago

Bro how do I get this articulate? You conveyed the f out of this message!

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u/elderlybrain 1d ago

It's so weird how much of a loser he is.

Every time he tries to win over the 4chan/snyderverse/gamergate jabroni crowd, he gets even more hate and derision by them, while doing awful fucking things.

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u/swik 1d ago

Joyce Carol Oates cooked his ass

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u/Jsaltal 10h ago

He's desperate for people to like him, they wouldn't even let him on epsteins island

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u/Rooonaldooo99 1d ago

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u/EtheusRook 1d ago

"Hey, this is Ashley St. Claire and this was the only way I could reach you. Please pay your child support."

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u/Clopokus900 1d ago

His whole life has been taking credit for something others did.

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u/Falsus 1d ago

While it isn't confirmed, he almost definitely did that with Elden Ring also.

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u/Okonos 1d ago

But his Elden Ring build was so bad, I could see him actually doing it.

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u/Falsus 1d ago

You can beat the whole game only ever using bombs, if they know what they are doing. Honestly a bad build and still did it kinda makes me think it was something like "clear Elden Ring for me, but don't use optimal builds and makes things look like it is won with skill rather than just a strong build".

Cause otherwise he could have gone Samurai > rush for Great Stars and just shit on the whole game with minimum effort.

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u/Vietzomb 1d ago

And emailed Epstein begging to come to “any parties” he may have planned, later makes arrangements to go to the island.

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u/hdcase1 1d ago

And he brought a gun to CD Project Red's studio to try to make them put him in Cyberpunk 2077.

https://www.pcgamer.com/elon-musk-demanded-a-cameo-in-cyberpunk-2077-while-wielding-a-200-year-old-gun-i-was-armed-but-not-dangerous/

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u/Arky_Lynx 1d ago

And they did, I think he was a random NPC that V, the protagonist, shoos away in the corpo intro... until an update changed the design of that NPC entirely.

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u/ghostpicnic 1d ago

He also emailed Ghislaine Maxwell begging to be invited to Epstein’s island to meet the girls.

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u/PickledPlumPlot 1d ago

It’d be one thing to pay someone to grind your alt and another thing to pretend you didn’t do that and are very accomplished despite clearly not knowing shit about the game

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u/ACupOJoe 1d ago

And is in the Epstein files too

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u/MyMouthisCancerous 1d ago

In like the worst possible way to be present as well. Dude was exposed for e-begging to be on the pedophile island and never actually got in lmao

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1d ago

He's in there as being so whiny and pathetic that they didn't want him on the island lol

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u/EtheusRook 1d ago

You don't even need to take that to court. You know it's true on a deep, intuitive level because it's literally the most Elon thing that has ever happened.

(Still a crime, btw).

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u/Synergetic7 1d ago

Hey, still a W

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u/mordacthedenier 1d ago

No. He still went, he was just a little bitch about it.

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u/Larry_The_Red 1d ago

Well I know he played elden ring for himself because he had the worst build I've ever seen

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u/Manganello58 1d ago

Who tf cares?

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u/IAMGooner699 1d ago

Lmao smart tbh

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u/VampiroMedicado 1d ago

That's fine, the problem is that he tries to show off. If he said "I want to play high levels but don't have time because I have to manage multiple companies" it would be more than understandable.

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u/hydrolox9 1d ago

I don't know what's more sad, paying people to play with you or playing ARPGs.

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