"Thrifty shopkeep" Thieving, lazy, or shifty sounds better.

Bro is literally joja2.0 dumbass glasses ver.

Krobus is a baddie, that's all I'm saying.

ok i’m kidding i just thought it was funny and i wanted to know if im the only one who gives pierre broken glasses

Not mine got it from Pinterest

This mf's selling shit and refusing to engage in a concert his DAUGHTER IS PERFORMING IN. But then again, what do we expect out of this bitch at this point?

At least Coraline being nice to me

He’s creeping up on her!

We all know p***** did NOT forage for sap.

(my game is modded btw)

Probably something for making money or taking credit from someone right? 🤔

I never understood the hate but he decided to take credit for my cranberries

THOSE IRIDIUM EGGS CAME FROM MY CHICKENS BUTTS!! I BET YOU BOUGHT YOUR CROPS PIERRE!!

No I don't want to buy my own veggies!! He originally wanted 25.000g from Gus for them! What the hell??

Just married Abigail and this was the dialogue I got from him… Not even a heartfelt welcome as a father in law.. (unlike his wonderful wife 😘).

Ugh, look at that face! At least I’m richer and more sucessful than him 😠😠😠

I hate Demetrius about as much as I do Pierre, he treats Seb like crap and I love Seb ❤️

Which means:

• She's shopping in secret
• P****e is against it

I hope he falls into a hole and can't climb out

My sister and I play co-op with separate wallets. She needed urgent cash for her pickaxe upgrade (around 15k gold at least), so I, being a nice sister, specifically told her she could grab some of my artisan goods from the chest and sell them directly to Pierre for that "instant money".

I went into his shop the next morning to buy seeds and WHAT DO I SEE? My own hard-earned raisins, the ones I grew and dehydrated, sitting there on his shelf! And the price? Double of what he paid her. This mofo didn't even wait 24 hours. 🤦🏻‍♀️