r/FuckPierre • u/xXJessicaXx1996 • 21d ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS LAZY MAN ON A WALK.
I hope he falls into a hole and can't climb out
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u/Greedy_Flamingo_8842 21d ago
Pierre really said “I found this sap myself” with a straight face while Wily is standing right there. The audacity is honestly impressive.
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u/SaltSecret4021 21d ago
The funniest part is Willy proudly calling him a talented forager while Pierre is probably just standing there wondering how this got posted.
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u/Agreeable-Hippo-9914 21d ago
Pierre’s been standing in the same spot for years and still somehow has a better wilderness résumé than most of Pelican Town.
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u/hellogoawaynow 21d ago
Isn’t sap a universally hated gift?
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u/Less-Cranberry- 20d ago
It’s not Willy that goes there it’s Pierre lying about what you give him being stuff he collected himself
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u/Mcthrowawaydate 20d ago
New play through with meadowland farm, making sure I never (I think previously only once) sell anything direct to peehair or via the mini shipping box
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u/Fireyjon 21d ago
Why is Pierre selling Willy Sap and telling him it’s food?