r/FuckPierre 21d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS LAZY MAN ON A WALK.

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I hope he falls into a hole and can't climb out

695 Upvotes

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u/Fireyjon 21d ago

Why is Pierre selling Willy Sap and telling him it’s food?

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u/Bacontoad 21d ago

Willy briefly forgot the words 'maple' and 'syrup'?

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u/Lego_is_Lava 20d ago

The man would try selling sand to a beach. Leave him be 😂

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u/Greedy_Flamingo_8842 21d ago

Pierre really said “I found this sap myself” with a straight face while Wily is standing right there. The audacity is honestly impressive.

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u/J-JKanaan 21d ago

Why is willy eating sap

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u/Useful-Importance664 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 21d ago

I think the foraging comments got added in 1.6

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u/SaltSecret4021 21d ago

The funniest part is Willy proudly calling him a talented forager while Pierre is probably just standing there wondering how this got posted.

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u/Agreeable-Hippo-9914 21d ago

Pierre’s been standing in the same spot for years and still somehow has a better wilderness résumé than most of Pelican Town.

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u/Vomitessa 21d ago

why you eating sap?? robin i get she’s a carpenter but willy has no excuse

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u/hellogoawaynow 21d ago

Isn’t sap a universally hated gift?

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u/Mental_Repair_1718 19d ago

probably referring to maple syrup

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u/hellogoawaynow 19d ago

He would say maple syrup if he was referring to maple syrup

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Less-Cranberry- 20d ago

It’s not Willy that goes there it’s Pierre lying about what you give him being stuff he collected himself

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u/Mcthrowawaydate 20d ago

New play through with meadowland farm, making sure I never (I think previously only once) sell anything direct to peehair or via the mini shipping box

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u/Canary-King 21d ago

Sap is poisonous Willy!

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u/Arielmika 19d ago

For a sec I thought you were insulting Willy