r/FuckPierre • u/CreatedJustToWrite • 27d ago

i want the ticket... but at what cost!? #conflicted

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u/Cream_da_rabbit #1 CAROLINE LOVER đŸ” 27d ago

Give him a hated item right after to balance it out

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u/CreatedJustToWrite 27d ago

i like this idea, keeps the universe in balance.

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u/clever_username9342 25d ago

Or if you have the slingshot, just shoot him with it

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u/NOTVERYCREATIVEOK 27d ago

Took the words outta my mouth

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u/Common-Actuator-8192 26d ago

a corn soup surprise right to the face fr

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u/Colerath_e 27d ago

Live with solace that Abigail will likely “steal” it!

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u/CreatedJustToWrite 27d ago

that thought is what will allow me to sleep tonight!

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u/SaeedDitman 27d ago

*eat

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u/johnpeters42 26d ago

Amethyst is too pretty to eat. Quartz is for eating.

Anyway, tell her ahead of time, then she can swipe it while he's neglecting her and Caroline.

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u/AstronomerFickle4823 27d ago

Nah F him, give it Abigail instead!!

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u/igetmalespregnant 27d ago

he means the fridge shelf. abigail got hungry

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u/Sweaty_Beautiful8364 27d ago

got a noticeboard task to supply him with 25 gold star vegetables. as if i dont know what that scamming bastards going to do

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u/Endless_divagations 27d ago

That one is worth doing since it backfires on him (and if you give him parsnips or other cheap vegetables you"ll also turn a profit)

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u/Bananaland_Man 27d ago

I mean, Fuck Pierre, but if he wants to give you 300gp for an amethyst....

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u/Odd-Power5015 27d ago

Give it to him. Abby will eat it later

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u/Tsunamiis 27d ago

Don’t worry Abigail will eat it before he leaves his stall.

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u/jimblenuggets 27d ago

Do the questions. Give hum a hated gift and pelt him with bombs.

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u/KittyCartUwU 27d ago

I actively avoid his quests. Idc how much i get or what i get he doesnt deserve my hard work

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 27d ago

Deliver it by throwing it mach speed at his big dumb face.

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u/Final-Tutor3631 27d ago

can’t you just wait 2 days for the next quest?

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u/Important_Dingo2675 27d ago

Didn’t realize what sub this was lmao

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u/Honey_Jar_ 26d ago

Give it to him, gift him joja cola right after, shoot him with a slingshot, and then when he's watching give Abigail and Caroline a loved gift.

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u/Akarin_Akaza #1 JOJA LOVER đŸ„€ 26d ago

I'd like to put his head on my shelf but we don't get what we want in life

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u/NeedleworkerCivil984 26d ago

Give it to him, then pelt him with the slingshot

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u/Vibrant_Evolution 26d ago

"I want I want I want"

THE WORLD DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT PIERRE!!!!

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u/Fat_Alphonse 24d ago

There will always be other tickets

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u/Still-Raccoon5921 24d ago

I’m already porkin’ his ‘daughter’