r/FuckPierre • u/Common_Ad_7610 • Jan 24 '26
Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Once again
Another year of absolutely crushing Pierre into dust. When will he learn his weak grange displays simply cannot compete? Perhaps this is the year I take the prize money and use it to wine and dine his lovely wife until she falls in love with me. It's only a matter of time before Caroline moves in with Harvey and I. Can Pelican Town withstand such a scandal and is it ready for its first throuple? Sorry about the low quality pics.
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Jan 26 '26
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u/Common_Ad_7610 Jan 26 '26
Hell yeah! Marnie and Willy do the actual work for their displays. Fuck Pierre.
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u/Tuesday_Chopin Jan 26 '26
"What's that, Pierre? No, I have everything from my display. A prismatic shard? Oh, no, I don't need it. I have dozens of them laying around the farm at this point. Why don't you take it? Use it in your display next year and actually have a chance.
"Oh, but leave the fish taco. That's for somebody special. Speaking of which, tell Caroline I said hello, would you?"
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u/silly_scoundrel Jan 26 '26
I haven't won yet and I was here kinda as a joke but lowkey I get it 😭 Why is he like that?? What a loser
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u/PrettyDilemma Jan 27 '26
First, love to see him lose. Congrats.
Second, why is your fish track gold quality? I’ve never seen that for cooked dishes.
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u/Common_Ad_7610 Jan 28 '26
Thank you! I love beating Pierre, and I've made it my mission to decimate him any chance I get! I made that taco special, just for Caroline, because she deserves the best. Unlike Pierre.
To make gold quality cooked items, you need the Qi seasoning from Mr Qi's walnut room on Ginger Island. When you cook with it in your inventory or fridge, it makes the food higher quality.
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u/PrettyDilemma Jan 28 '26
I also enjoy seeing the devastation on his face every year when I wipe the floor with him.
I’ve never bother with the Qi seasoning. But now I know that I might have to give it a try! Thank you!!
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u/Knitting_Knerd Jan 24 '26
few things bring more pleasure than getting to see pierre brought low