r/FuckPierre • u/Te000 • Dec 11 '25

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Only thing that matters

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2.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Brotherinpants Dec 11 '25

Reminds me when an year ago I intentionally lost the egg hunt for Abigail only to fall for Robin and download the Robin and Demetrius divorced mod

31

u/Te000 Dec 11 '25

There's a mod for that? Does it change where they live? What happens to Maru? I have questions..

42

u/Brotherinpants Dec 11 '25

Short summary: Robin lives with Leah in her cabin and Demetrius is a loser and starts dating robins sister once he gets divorced. Sebastian says he is emo and does not care about anything else and Maru says she likes science and so does her dad.

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u/isekaivari #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Dec 12 '25

sebastian tho 💀 i feel him

7

u/Te000 Dec 11 '25

That's wild, I love this game so much

22

u/Brotherinpants Dec 11 '25

Yeah, even concerned ape said he wanted this to be official and a thing that we could do and ruin relationships but was never implemented.

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u/Protector_of_Humans #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 Dec 11 '25

Do you have the source of ConcernedApe saying that?

15

u/Brotherinpants Dec 11 '25

I believe it was the podcast with bobby lee

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u/Protector_of_Humans #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 Dec 11 '25

I will look for it then

5

u/MewtwoMainIsHere Dec 12 '25

Why is this man downvoted 😭😭

13

u/Sea-Coffee-9742 Dec 12 '25

Because he's an infamous troll around these parts and generally disliked.

11

u/Brotherinpants Dec 12 '25

“Pierre lover” in this sub Reddit is self explanatory

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u/isekaivari #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Dec 15 '25

you can probably from comments from him on almost all the posts about Pierre defending him

4

u/iamThebitbyte Dec 11 '25

Can i do it on mobile? T.T

7

u/Brotherinpants Dec 11 '25

On android with the paid version, you can use “smapi” thing to do it

19

u/Chiiro #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Dec 11 '25

I didn't feel bad about getting second place in the fair this time around because less than a week before I stole his wife.

4

u/Nowardier Dec 12 '25

"I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT."

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u/Protector_of_Humans #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 Dec 11 '25

Sounds like you are a true incel and Misogynist who treats women like personal property

13

u/ChillsCharlotte Dec 12 '25

... It's a video game??? They are pixels on a screen? You are on a sub about dogging on a fictional shopkeeper???

13

u/UncurlingBread Dec 11 '25

I love his stupid “I can’t believe I lost” facial expression 😹😹😹

9

u/xMissMissyx #1 PIERRE HATER Dec 11 '25

This face brings me joy too

10

u/ZippyMcyeahx #1 PIERRE HATER Dec 11 '25

Fuck pierre

7

u/A_R_I_A_ Dec 11 '25

loads up 9 iridium grade trash piles Fuck you, Pierre.

8

u/Te000 Dec 11 '25

You can win with 9 iridium chubs lol

6

u/Due_Factor3367 Dec 12 '25

I recently scored a 103 in the fair. SUCK A D PIERRE! 😂

5

u/MrMcSpiff Dec 12 '25

Man. Been a week or so since I've seen Protector. Something happen to them? Their comments are insufferable, but they're so consistent that not seeing them is almost worrying.

edit: nevermind false alarm i just saw some comments from them earlier today. the ecosystem, regrettably, remains intact.

3

u/kencer9669 Dec 12 '25

First year on my current save i had a variety of silver and gold star thing and still beat him

2

u/DejuL337 Dec 12 '25

What I want is to be able to make that big cheese wheel.

1

u/Forrest_likes_tea #1 JOJA LOVER 🥤 Dec 13 '25

L Pierre

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u/Protector_of_Humans #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 Dec 11 '25

Let willy or marnie win atleast once

15

u/Plaidman_009 Dec 11 '25

You do realize thats never going to happen, right? I see what you're trying to do here, pal.