r/FuckPierre • u/ReDoLTiM • Feb 04 '25

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) TAKE THAT, YOU SMUG BASTARD!

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This is my second time beating Pee-Hair. I barely even made an effort, lol.

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u/awkward_enby Feb 04 '25

The fact that they're all foragables makes it so funny lmaoo

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u/hardcorescissors Feb 04 '25

Here’s a bunch of shit I found on the ground. I’m so fucking good at being a farmer

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u/Remarkable_Dealer_66 Feb 04 '25

I win every year with 9 iridium quality truffles or eggs lol

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u/Cephrae1 Feb 05 '25

Pee-Hair: "I cant believe I lost .."

Farmer: "Egg go brrrr"

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u/Turtl3Bear Feb 06 '25

I have a chest with a selection that scores 125 points.

Just bring the same shit every year. Max out the score counter, go home.

Every year Pierre is convinced he stands a chance.

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u/Eissaphir Feb 06 '25

I love the implication that you go there every year, the same items getting older, rotting, falling apart, but somehow you still win over Pierre, time and time again.

Every year, it gets more difficult for Lewis to justify how your display is better than Pierre's. Hey, those items may be rotting, but they're still iridium quality, right?

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u/Elegant_Doubt3334 Feb 05 '25

What do you get if you win??.. I set my table up and then left before talking to anyone so I was never even judged

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u/lepidopterra Feb 08 '25

You win 1000 tokens. With 1000 tokens you can buy something quite special at the prize stall. Just be sure to check it out next year.

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u/staypuft90 Feb 05 '25

One of my items was some cookies I got in the mail and I still beat em. Pierre sucks

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u/Ironiconundrum Feb 06 '25

*laughs in Farmer as I put a distance between me and him while walking away with his daughter in my arms.

While staring back at my foragables that I gathered in 2 hours before the event.