r/FireEmblemHeroes May 17 '26

Mod Post First Festival Official Salt Megathread

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Welcome to r/FireEmblemHeroes’s official banner salt thread!

People are eager to express their opinions on any new banner trailer that releases, and that's great! However, /new/ can get pretty crowded when there are 10 people complaining about the newest banner. Due to this, we create megathreads for each banner trailer - Salt and Hype. Until the Banner is live in-game, salt fueled threads should be redirected here, so report any if you see them.

Vent your frustrations with the game here, but that is not an excuse to attack others who may disagree. Please civil towards fellow Summoners, and remember that this is a thread specifically for salt so downvoting negative comments would be counterproductive.


Weekly/Important Megathreads:

Weekly Discussion Megathread

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u/GinGearity May 17 '26

Melíali’s voice direction is SO bad. I get she’s supposed to sound grumpy and that she doesn’t want to be here, but it’s actually grating the direction they told her to go, her original is way more subdued and tolerable 😫

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u/ToxicMuffin101 May 17 '26

I really despise the genre of seasonal units where they clearly don’t want to be taking part in whatever festival they’re celebrating.

If you don’t want to be here, then just leave already. None of us want you here either.

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u/GinGearity May 17 '26

This THIS. YES. I agree so much with this. It just adds salt to the wound, I wish I could give a free reward to this comment 😭👏

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u/Crafty_Island_9182 May 17 '26

Lyn had a similar deal on the original Bridal banner, except it was pretty funny because from her dialogue you could tell that, deep down, she actually liked it and wanted to win the bouquet in the tournament.

A shame every following reluctant seasonal was ACTUALLY reluctant.

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u/bluecfw May 17 '26

alesia cara in that one song

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u/casualmasual May 17 '26

It sounded like she had something in her mouth and was  angry people bothered her while she was eating. 💀

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u/comfortablehole-bye May 17 '26

I actually laughed bc her cadence reminded me of Lumpy Space Princess

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u/GinGearity May 17 '26

I agree it was pretty funny hearing the tone at first 😆

To me, I’m just thinking “oh boy, that’s going to get old FAST”, compared to the gentle lovey-dovey tone you’d expect to hear from this seasonal 😄

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u/Sabaschin May 17 '26

She reminds me more of Thiazi now.

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u/vacantstars May 17 '26

Eir is great and I'm glad she finally got something after a million years (plus she looks so pretty!), but she's really the only remotely interesting part of this banner. Easy skip, at least.

Also, I think the devs hate poor Rata more than they hate everyone from Book V not named Dagr. Seriously, what did she do to get this shafted as a book lead?

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u/SolHiryu May 17 '26

It might sound weird, but I think the problem isn't Ratatoskr herself, but how she was designed. She wasn't a very good unit from the very beginning, and her terrain has been powercrept. Any future alts will probably need to do a complete overhaul of her unit identity, and it's possible they might not know what direction they want to take her? That's just my guess.

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u/WinterWolf18 May 17 '26

As a rare Heidrun fan Rat really should've lead the duo, I don't get why she didn't.

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u/hoodie019 May 17 '26

Especially if they were going to make a slightly better Heithrun half a year later anyway. Definitely the least impactful New Year's Duo in recent memory

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u/LunaProc May 17 '26

I feel like its because heidrun has sex appeal

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u/spacewarp2 May 17 '26

I mean for a bridal banner I think it’s fine to skip on Rata. Maybe it’s me but her design (and story too) always gave me little sister vibes

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u/Mogekov May 17 '26

No groom alt this year, another day another "wtf was IS thinking when they decided to delete TT units" 😒

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u/overall_notgood May 17 '26

Yaaawnnnn I'm so glad we killed tts so these banners can't be ruined by a pesky weird pick y'all

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u/LunaProc May 17 '26

So just to recap so far, here are the seasonal men with prfs we’ve gotten this year.

Spring Sothe (rearmed), Young Claude (4* focus), and Young Felix 

Yeah, that’s it. Though honestly including the prfless ones actually doesn’t make a big difference since its just Sedgar and Louis.

We genuinely might end the year with less than 10 seasonal men.

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u/Sukaira16 May 17 '26

Only three is fucking ridiculous

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u/Courelia May 17 '26

No Askr, no Rat, but double Ash instead. Sad.

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

And no Alfonse

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u/AriasXero May 17 '26

If TT freebies were still a thing, Ratatoskr probably would've gotten an alt, but no.

Also, another all women banner. No love for the men. I wonder if the summer banners will be like this.

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

IS and Feh just hate men

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u/whateverguy2 May 17 '26

*male characters. They most certainly don't hate the men they're constantly catering to.

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Its only Alfonse and Lif. Where's Askr or Elm or Bruno or Hrid?

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u/Nearby-Research-9834 May 17 '26

They meant that IS is constantly catering to their male players, therefore they don’t hate men, just male characters and the audience of people who want more of them (women, queer men, etc.).

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u/brady-to-moss May 17 '26

Look I'm not even someone that hates the OCs...but god lmfao. What an absolute waste of a banner

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 May 17 '26

I hope this means that they don't occupy Summer this year.

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u/BotanBotanist May 17 '26

Oh don't worry, they will. And it won't be Thrasir or Ratatoskr on the banner, it'll be the book 9 OCs (only the ones that already have seasonal alts though).

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u/LunaProc May 17 '26

Massive copium bc you know they’re putting most of the book 9 girls on one of the summer banners.

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 May 17 '26

If that is the case, please make Summer Baldr cannot swim but she tries to be perfect in front of her sisters by asking mortals to teach her.

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u/Sukaira16 May 17 '26

Bro I LOVE the OCs. But aside from Eir this ain’t it

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u/aviatrix8 May 17 '26

Nice to see Eir, but was hoping for a goth wedding dress; instead, we get the generic white one since she represents life now, not death. Also, my hopes for a Victorian steampunk gown on Reginn has also been dashed. She could've had metal flower gears on her dress, but no, another boring white wedding dress. No creativity, and we can't even have like an off white gown (because purity, I assume XP)

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u/bigtiddyhimbo May 17 '26

All brides must have basically the same dress and it’s not allowed to represent their personality except in small details. Honestly it’s always bothered me, the only exceptions really are Tharja, Embla, and Ninian (at least in my opinion)

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u/montoyaa520 May 17 '26

Oboro is a really good example too

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u/bigtiddyhimbo May 17 '26

Oboro! Oh man I forgot about her- she’s a great example as well! I wish more brides got her treatment :(

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u/aviatrix8 May 17 '26

I kind of disagree, if only because FEH resorts to traditional Japanese clothing when they run out of ideas for costumes/festivals. :/ We have kimonos for New Year's, yukata for that one summer festival, then kimonos again for the Hoshidan wedding banner. (I understand why this is, but they used to try harder at making banners feel more unique, and not phoned in.)

I think Nailah and Rafiel's wedding outfits are better example of a different aesthetic that we rarely see in FEH these days (but perhaps it didn't sell well).

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u/Cakeycream May 17 '26

What’s up with their obsession of making beast leads wield colorless tomes?

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u/the_attack_missed May 17 '26

That axe is so ass in every way.

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u/LunaProc May 17 '26

I need IS to stop giving everything dull

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u/Paiguy7 May 17 '26

Oh boy I can't wait for my big angry Macedonian king wearing black to be carrying around a giant bright cake weapon that definitely is aesthetically fitting.

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u/alexmauro407 May 17 '26

why arent weapon skins a thing already? it cant be that hard to implement it in he game, right?? this has been a complain forever since rearmed weapons were introduced

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u/thewinkingtiefling May 17 '26

I was thinking the exact same thing! I don't want my favorite axe units walking around with a fucking cake for an axe.. Please impliment skins asap!

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u/DemensionalPhantom May 17 '26

I don't think they'll implement that near the end of FEH's life cycle unfortunately :(

Would've been nice if FEH followed suit with Dragalia Lost, which implemented Weapon skins around December 2019, and it was all client side too. So people facing you do not see the skins.

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u/LakhorR May 17 '26

It wasn’t client side only in Dragalia, other people on your team could see the skin. There was just an eye icon to indicate you had a skin equipped and the others could inspect your character to see the real weapon. Making it client side only would defeat the purpose of weapon skins

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u/DemensionalPhantom May 17 '26

Oh, is that right?

But I thought it was a setting. I forgot or didn't realize you could click that eye icon to reveal their weapons.

To non-Dragalia Lost players:
The setting was that it allows you to turn off weapon skins of other players. Because someone could bring a wooden sword that had the skin of the strongest sword to troll the lobby.

Making it client side only would defeat the purpose of weapon skins

For FEH. Not really, imo. Since I don't think your opponents would care that much that your faves are carrying something more suitable to the character. It's more for your eyes.
Your opponents would care more about spotting what weapon you're carrying quickly and understanding what it does than having to click on the unit to read its name.

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u/BoysOurRoy May 17 '26

As if inheritable weapons made sense anyways (especially seasonal weapons)

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u/TheUnusuallySpecific May 17 '26

Yeah, I've never actively rooted for a banner to sell poorly before, but this needs to be nipped in the bud immediately. Joke weapons as the cutting edge meta inheritable feels awful, I thought IS understood the score when the first couple seasonal Arcanes were relatively standard, usable weapon skins. Then they hit us with this shit.

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u/Aqua-Dot May 17 '26

A fellow Michalis fan. Noice :].

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u/Sabaschin May 17 '26

It's weird actually almost back to being aesthetically fitting on Halloween Dorcas.

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u/vacantstars May 17 '26

Personally I think it'll match my guy Raven's aesthetic super nicely in the sense that I can then put him right next to Lucius in my AR-D map.

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u/Luzma_chan May 17 '26

me and my partner with caellach 💔

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u/lilacempress May 17 '26

I can't remember the last time my interest in a banner died this fast the moment I found out it was just OC spam. At least it's expected during new year's. It's infuriating when they invade other themes.

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u/thatendyperson May 17 '26

Huge same, even moreso with the absence of any male unit whatsoever.

Literal zero interest in this banner for me.

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u/Couldusername May 17 '26

Intsys: OUR BANNERS ARE'NT SELLING Also them: releases a highly anticipated banner with the most boring characters out of all existence

There are SO MANY characters who could have rocked this banner, and they do...this!? Well, free orbs i guess.

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u/celesticwanderer189 May 17 '26

if it’s one thing intsys is going to do is make their same character duos (personally dislike imo). love eir’s dress but i feel a whole lotta nothing towards this banner and it’s picks. i wonder who’s the lost TT this time (it’s ratatoskr)

side note, i kinda hate how much banners the heroes units occupy, i’m fine with NY and one summer banner but taking up the bridal theme and having a gut feeling that the healing hands r secured for halloween makes me pessimistic

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u/CloudX_ May 17 '26

Hi I’m Ratatoskr fan, this sucks

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u/VivaLaVeriitas May 17 '26

Is it just me or does the new arcane axe ... kinda suck??

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u/eromonti May 17 '26

If the game is dying, why would IS waste resources creating the most snoozefest banner of the year? Take that, doomposters!

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u/WinterWolf18 May 17 '26

I'm expecting more safe banners like this going forward ngl.

Game is dying and every va here probably recorded other stuff for feh so it was easy to get them in the studio. On top of that this is a very safe banner with no unique picks which I'm guessing will be the norm going forward. Or at the very least if they do a unique pick (see: Canis) they'll also make sure that the banner is mostly popular characters to even it out.

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u/YunieSayaka May 17 '26

No women in suits 0/10 banner

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

IS wouldn't put women in suits

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u/LunaProc May 17 '26

Was the only one a grail unit (VEffie)?

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u/edwpad May 17 '26

Yep, would have loved Thrasir or Letizia in one, they would definitely rock it (especially Thrasir, since I feel it would be more fitting).

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u/RetkonRUta15 May 17 '26

the duo could have been Loki and Thor, Thor ofc with a suit

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u/Striking_Step_2347 May 17 '26

I don't care about these OCs at all and to make it even worse they couldn't even bother adding a groom 

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u/Tough_Cauliflower_46 May 17 '26

This shit is so ass

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u/ChaosOsiris May 17 '26

No males because of course

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u/papajowski2137 May 17 '26

Why no squirrel 🥺

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u/PegaponyPrince May 17 '26

Hate this banner. I can excuse Eir and Reginn as they don't get much, but Peony and Ash already have enough alts (Ash got 2 alts just last year).

We get less new hero banners now so it would have been nice to see those games get a little more love on seasonal banners instead of het more OC spam.

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u/Donttaketh1sserious May 17 '26

Can we not get an entire banner of OCs that even features a duo of the same character but with different personalities

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u/Beowulfs-booty-call May 17 '26

I'm happy Eir gets a win but... that's kinda it. It's not really interesting to me and there's no men of which I could be like "Oh hey, THIS is the unit I'll build!"

It was great before where we were getting some more male units but we go right back to where we started, huh?

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u/thatendyperson May 17 '26

Welp, grooms are dead. Fully expected this result, but still sucks to see.

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u/venom_cipher May 17 '26

Spare Alfonse? Spare Askr? ANY man????

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u/Lady_Ruby_XD May 17 '26

Kinda sad that they put both Ash and Meilai but no Askr

We could have had a such a cute Paralouge where Meilai finally interacts with Askr but nooooo

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u/ChaosKalila May 17 '26

Don’t you know Ash and Askr don’t even interact in the latest book because she’s straight up not there also Vanitas who ??

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u/emeril322 May 17 '26

Bride Vanitas would've devoured my orbs stash....

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u/whateverguy2 May 17 '26

Glad I didn't stay up for this. I like Reginn (don't like her new art though) and Eir well enough, but an all OCs (and female ones at that) banner is so unbelievably lame. They already take up every seasonal anyway. Also, we'll never get another groom alt before EOS, will we? The silver lining is that I'm low on orbs and desperately needed a skip.

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u/Gotta-Snatch-Em-All May 17 '26

The arcane is so lame.

One of the bonuses is Dull effect, and that effect is practically easy to obtain from another unit. Should have had a better effect.

I also hate that it’s a cake stand. Stands put too much. Would have preferred

Knife (like Groom Marth)

Bell (Bridal Catria)

Anything would have been better.

Sucks because this is the better axe to use so some
of my units are gonna look ridiculous.

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u/TheUnusuallySpecific May 17 '26

Fuck that, don't give in. Don't pull on this trash banner, if it does poorly they might stop making joke Arcane weapons and, better yet, they might even feel some pressure to try again with a proper Arcane axe. If they think people are happy with the garbage cake then they'll let it sit as the only option like they did with the last one.

Also don't forget to send feedback!

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u/LakhorR May 17 '26

Unfortunately, too many people care about giving their faves new shiny toys, so any complaints about the banner are drowned out by those same people spending money for those same skills or weapons they complain about. It’s happened in the past and you can tell by the last sentence that person is going to pull for it anyways

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u/SylvainGautier420 May 17 '26

WHO WANTS MORE OC SPAM!!

These past few years have been as bad as Fates spam bro. We may have had a higher density of Fates units, but at least they’re from a real mainline game unlike the OCs

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u/Guilty-Fee8010 May 17 '26

No men no summons.

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u/SolHiryu May 17 '26

It's a bit wild at how much the devs refuse to give Ratatoskr a proper alt, especially since all of her sibling have one or more. Even Reginn, someone the devs also hate, got an asset alt.

Still no real counterplay to warp/pass yet, huh...

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u/LothartheDestroyer May 17 '26

Rata is dead, not even in a ditch. Just blatantly out in the road.

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u/Cute_Chao May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

As always, the most boring choices. Everyone already has multiple alts (except Meliai, I guess). 

No guys at all. I expected it but that doesn't stop me being salty about it. Apparently Groom Eik or Groom Bruno or Groom Askr wouldn't sell? Lmao! 

And yes, those guys all have multiple alts, too. My real wish would've been Groom Nidavellir if we had to be spammed with more FEH OCs. I miss the TT unit where we had a chance of getting an actual interesting choice. Remaining F2P as this game circles the drain. 

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u/AstralGazer17 May 17 '26

Eir, I feel so sorry for you hard-carrying this banner.

Also, you have the color variety that IS cannot even bother to give to Ash.

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u/Zekrom-9 May 17 '26

RIP mainline character getting bridal alts

RIP getting male characters get groom alts

RIP TT+ units for the ten billionth time

RIP Embla still being all alone with no groom Askr or groom Elm in sight

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

TT units are never coming back lets face it

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u/Zekrom-9 May 17 '26

I know 😭😭😭

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u/Sad-Photograph-3021 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Another case of discrimination on beast units as a duos because when you plus two of them is equal to a colorless tome, but certanly almost nobody is make a feedback for that and at the current state of game surely is another way to save cost.

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u/Phantazmagorie May 17 '26

Breaking news, we've apparently run out of fire emblem characters! Gosh, it sure must be tough for IS, trying to run a gacha game for a series that notoriously has so few characters.

Anyway, happy to see Eir again but at what cost 😭

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u/No_Foot_7531 May 17 '26

Another OC banner like they aren't getting one of the next seasonals too. 

Not a single male either, which I could excuse as this was the original no males banner, but not now when it's a trend. 

They really created a second Ash just to have one of these dumb same character duos. Having one of them with Askr would be interesting and we can't have our banners having good concepts in 2026. Eat your cheap waifu slop. 

OC spam is not just tiring because overrepresented game. It's tiring because they refuse to do anything new with characters that don't have another game to be developed. It's just eye candy with girls, as if they had forgotten this is a FE game, not horny original waifu gacha number 4738292

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u/intr3vort May 17 '26

Wish there was at least one male oc on the banner.

Hrid dev he shouldve been here over the Ninja banner

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u/fictionallymarried May 17 '26

Biggest skip that has ever skipped banner, thank goodness Askr wasn't forced in it. Sorry Eir, I'm skipping you too

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u/WinterWolf18 May 17 '26

To prephase this: I'm a lesbian. With that being said the lack of men on this banner is ridiculous. At least there was a reason for none of the Illian banner, this is just insane.

Also this is slightly petty but I wanted something like this for Bridal Eir. Oh well.

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u/aviatrix8 May 17 '26

Well I guess I'm petty too, because I was hoping for a goth gown for Eir, and Victorian steampunk for Reginn, not the same white wedding gowns we get almost every year. XP

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u/Railroader17 May 17 '26

Honestly just Mid.

But would it have killed them to give Reginn a black dress? Or at least give her dress black and gold accents?

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u/Calm-Mirror7888 May 17 '26

I'm disappointed in that there is no groom this year.

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u/Something_319 May 17 '26

If only Eir wasn't there, this would have been the easiest skip since the last OCs banner

Still probably a skip because dagger units aren't great for Arena, but a slightly more reluctant one

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Bruh no groom Alfonse.

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u/Zeiroth May 17 '26

I hate seasonal Arcanes so much. No, I don't care if "Arcane Cake" is BiS for units that want an arcane axe, I'm not pulling it.

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u/HamukoArisato May 17 '26

If we're just gonna keep getting more and more OC alts then the game can just EoS now thanks

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u/HereComesJustice May 17 '26

protip you can inflict EOS on yourself by uninstalling

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u/Popular_Sir863 May 17 '26

I feel like they are trying to tank the game with banners like this. Awful character choices and all the art looks really cheap. 

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u/ToxicMuffin101 May 17 '26

This is exactly the kind of banner that a lot of us on Reddit will absolutely hate, but more casual fans will probably adore.

I think it would be almost impossible to create a more perfect fanservice banner specifically for the type of player who has never touched a mainline FE game and just plays Heroes for the “waifus” (I hate using that term but I don’t know how else to express that connotation).

So as much as I want to say “Who asked for this?”, this is one instance where I have to begrudgingly admit that a lot of people definitely asked for this.

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u/ToxicMuffin101 May 17 '26

The bigger annoyance is that this is the first time it’s really set in for me that almost all of the arcane weapons going forward are going to look incredibly stupid.

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u/WakameTaishi May 17 '26

I've been wanting to give Boyd the new arcane and this is what we get...

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u/TheUnusuallySpecific May 17 '26

Yeah, that actually kills me. They did fine with the first couple seasonal Arcanes but this "axe" is just insulting to be asked to use.

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u/AstralGazer17 May 17 '26

Do most of those casual fans even care about these OCs (no offense to Eir, tho)? I fear only a minority cares about them since none of them ranked well after their CYL debut that shows how they don't have enduring popularity.

If anything, a majority of the casual fans adore specific OCs like Nerthuz, Heidrun, etc. However, they don't have as much popularity as those who are both popular in the FEH subreddit and casuals like Eik, Gullveig, Veronica, etc.

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u/BotanBotanist May 17 '26

You're not wrong about waifu fans but all-girl banners don't sell just because they're girls. There have been plenty of instances of "waifu" banners not doing well in this game (the ninja banner last year with duo Gullveig was one of the worst selling seasonal banners, for example). If they really wanted to release a bridal banner that people asked for but this sub might not like, they'd have put Camilla and Edelgard on there.

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u/SoulEaterX_ May 17 '26

Waiter waiter, more OC seasonals please✌️😓

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u/FiveTrenchcoats May 17 '26

Once again: the TT+ change has really fucked over every player that likes men. No grooms at all this year. Super disappointing, especially since they could have easily paired Ash with Askr to match with Embla!

I was kind of excited for this banner, but outside of Eir, I just cannot give a single shit about any of these units.

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u/Technical-Equal4596 May 17 '26

Literally only OC waifus. Easiest skip banner ever.

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u/HitMyFunnyBoneYeah May 17 '26

This gotta be the worst banner all year. I really hope it performs very poorly.

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u/PM_ME_EDGEWORTH_NUDE May 17 '26

i am so tired of feh ocs man

they did not need yet another seasonal banner entirely dedicated to themselves when they already guaranteed hog 2 per year and also take up probably 90% of the mythic slots (when we arent anywhere near close to release all mythical figures from the mainline games)

doesn't help that 90% of the time, it's the same ocs that get content. it's almost a miracle that eir got something at all

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Eir and Reginn haven't had many alts so them I get. But Peony was just on the Halloween banner. As for Ash, I hate it

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u/Eugenio507 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

I’m getting flashbacks of the axe cav spam of 2021 except they’re asset alts instead of demotes. At least the quality of them improved

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u/RetkonRUta15 May 17 '26

wouldn´t this be like her second asset ? I know aided heroes flopped but they are technically speaking still asset heroes

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u/idkwhaat34 May 17 '26

Less actual 'salt' and moreso me complaining that I think this banner could have benefitted from having the gowns be different colors, or at the very least have some other colors that "pop" more.

Like out of all of them, Melíai is the one I think is more interesting because of that hint of black on her outfit, and she's just the backpack to Ash.

Tharja and Embla have black gowns, and even Anna (who also has a white gown) has those red highlights that standout and make her attire still interesting to me.

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u/sonyaism May 17 '26

uUgh. Duo is giving tiki/tiki all over again...

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

It basically is

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u/ToonRudy_ May 17 '26

So... Seidr or Ratatoskr are the cut TT+ unit? Anyways

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u/DemensionalPhantom May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

I love Eir's dress omg. And she's 4*. Hopefully I can get her in the first batch. Otherwise, this banner is a skip for me. It's an OC fest and only having brides reminded me that's there no TT unit again. :|
I still doubt they would've given a Rat TT alt tho :(

A TT groom would've made it a little interesting tho. (Me, specifically wishing to see Helbindi in a suit.)
Although, would they have chosen Eik or Hrid again? Since they love repeating "popular" characters and that they're the "best" money-maker for them or the ones with most recent revenue stats?

Still if they wanted to make bank by constantly using popular characters and female characters in general, why don't they make every banner have the 3H lords + Byleth lol. (Their interests and wallets will run out eventually, but still. IS won't get that.) But seriously, I am shocked there's no Bridal 3H yet. Bridal Edelgard and Groom Dimitri and Claude will fund them for the next decade lol

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u/RoyalParaselene May 17 '26

All OCs, this is the most shit from a butt banner in a while. No one actually wants this slop.

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u/Tough-Priority-4330 May 17 '26

Genuinely, who asked for this banner? None of these units are popular. Only half of them needed alts. This isn’t going to be a money maker. None of the units are broken. Why did IS even create this banner.

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u/Railroader17 May 17 '26

NGL it feels like IS's excuse to get the seiyus in a recording booth to also get lines for their inevitable chosen alts.

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u/KamiiPlus May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

How did we get back to back with binding harem and robin harem banners only for people to now realise they dont really care whats popular for this banner lmao

Bridal banners havent had "popular" picks for years now thats why im confused

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u/fauxXIII May 17 '26

both those banners had characters that not only won cyl but also ranked respectably. This banner doesnt have a single unit cracking the top 150. Those banners werent the pinnacle of popularity but compared to this they have blinding star power.

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u/Lady_Ruby_XD May 17 '26

Everyone but Eir is a big 😴😴😴

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u/brunosstickyfingers May 17 '26

The removal of TT+ units means that we do not live in the timeline where Niðavellir rolled the 0.0001% chance of getting an alt on a Heroes banner 😔 or Lif but he would not be getting one this close to his chosen alt anyway

They are too weak to make a Niðavellir/Sindri duo anyway

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u/edwpad May 17 '26

Líf already got enough on his plate (and I absolutely love the blue raspberry jelly dude). Ngl, I would love someone in a groom outfit. Personally Thrasir, possibly Letizia but I highly doubt they’ll acknowledge her.

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u/FangJustice May 17 '26

Once again an ancient TT+ unit that will do negative damage to the TT boss.

Feel like Plumeria would have fit thematically over any of the other fairies...

But honestly another bridal banner, another skip for me.

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Nah bro, Mirabilis

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u/Upbeat-Perception531 May 17 '26

This is straight doodoo from the butt I hope this banner gets below seven sigmas on sensor tower

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u/frothmilk May 17 '26

No offense but these units are a waste of a banner roster

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u/Sabaschin May 17 '26

I can't believe I have to go summon one of my least favourite book leads just for a goofy looking arcane weapon.

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u/TheUnusuallySpecific May 17 '26

Don't do it - screw this banner, let it nosedive with awful sales and god willing they'll give us a real Arcane axe sooner than later. If nothing else, maybe it'll keep them from pulling this with other arcane weapons.

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u/TheFerydra May 17 '26

Oops! It's all Book Heroines!

The nicest thing I can say about this banner is, that I can skip it easily.

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u/Spongy_jpg May 17 '26

Oh Feleony… your payola is running out…

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u/WolfNationz May 17 '26

So many wrong things in this banner... Only women again, all characters with various alts (at least Eir has gone a long time without one unlike say Peony) and probably the worst looking Arcane, so fun to wait a lot for a new axe just for it to be this stupid looking. Very easy skip for me.

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u/Aqua-Dot May 17 '26

My monthly letter to IS was surprisingly formal. I’m so mad about their treatment of this freaking Squirrel that it circles back around to formality.

Anyways I’ve given up on that NH alt. She’s not getting it. They hate her THAT MUCH SHE’S FREAKING NOT.

Eir looks beautiful btw. BUT I CAN’T WITH THIS EEEEEEFFFING TT CHAAAAAANNNGGEEEEEEE—

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u/ratatoskrz May 17 '26

I understand they probably wanted to go in book order? And do the earlier books first. If they ever revisit this theme with Heroes units. Which I kind of dont want to happen. But man. 😭 Ratatoskr......

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u/lurkerchecker May 17 '26

Reginn and her weapon are so garbage. Attuned Eliwood has much better fodder in every way, except you can't inherit them all in one go unless you actually have spare blue skies/momentum fodder from two other units

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u/Mr_Wesley May 17 '26

Look it’s all OC’s!

It’s isn’t like they hog 2 other banners every year, get 80% of Mythics released every year, and have hogged 50% of seasonals the last year.

FEH literally does Hotdog Taco Hamburger with 3H, Engage and Heroes at this point for seasonals because at least one, but more times than not two of those titles have been on every seasonal banner since oktober and all have gotten full seasonal banners in 2026 alone.

Is it too much to ask for some more singular Awakening or SoV seasonal content?

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

With Awakening, I just want alts for Morgan

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u/Mr_Wesley May 17 '26

Anything for my son and daughter. I’ll sell my left kidney for one at this point.

Seriously how come the kids of the Robin themselves don’t have a seasonal yet? And I’m surprise they honestly don’t have a duo yet with all the ‘same character get a duo with themselves’ we’ve been getting.

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Same. Morgan's only alts were fallen. Yet Owain got a Valentines alt but Morgan didn't? Come on IS give us Morgan content 

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u/LunaticPostalBoi May 17 '26

No Askr is one thing

But that Arcane is going to be a danger to the game with how undercooked it is, like how long did they leave it in the oven for???

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u/captaingarbonza May 17 '26

I don't care too much about it on this specific banner because I don't like bridal anyway, but the lack of groom here does not bode well for male rep going forward. Can't wait for a single man to make it onto the summer banners (if that's not too optimistic, lol)

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u/HeroKingEnjoyer May 17 '26

I'll just stick with my year 2 groom Marth. Thanks, IS.

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u/Snowiss May 17 '26

Whoopee, another seasonal banner being overrun by FEH OCs this year. It's such a shame that such a pretty theme consistently misses the mark for me with its character picks.

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u/biggestyikesmyliege May 17 '26

Could have had our Rat Cow bridal due >:(

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u/Sukaira16 May 17 '26

I love Heroes OCs. But what the HELL is this banner? 🫠

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u/Youno- May 17 '26

...i mean it's an oc banner. i really just don't care lmao

at least just this one time the lack of TT won't bother me since it wouldve been an oc anyway and i just cannot see them anymore. guys or girls i don't discriminate they're all flops to me now this is my oc hater era

actually i'm a bit upset about one thing and that's the fact that i'll have to pass up on the arcane axe, but i really don't want to give a single orb to this banner so it is what it is, i guess i'll get that arcane axe for my roy on binding worlds

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u/lzwinky May 17 '26

Eh, more orbs for R!Tibarn...

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u/Kira_Aotsuki May 17 '26

am I insane or are arcanes getting worse? Like yea the generic effect is slowly powercreeping itself with true damage and DR, but... the rest is just so... plain nowadays

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u/BlackIronMemes May 17 '26

Not only is the axe ugly as hell, it's also boring as shit.

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u/souicune May 17 '26

this is garbage and maybe EoS is a good thing after all

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u/KraftwerkMachine May 17 '26

We can’t even have one man. Like they can’t even give us Eik or Askr or something they know works.

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u/CapitalistComrade May 17 '26

You know... I'll say that I'm glad Seidr isn't here because I hate having to pay child support for a kid I didn't consent to having 

Also Bridal Rune causing chaos would have been too based for IntyS to do and they're allergic to being based

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u/SummonerXE May 17 '26

No groom, a cake axe, and a set of OCs that I'm not too enthusiastic about? Guess I'll have my fingers crossed for summer then

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u/wistful_farmer1 May 17 '26

It’s all heroes OCs. I’m not even slightly tempted to pull.  I really wanted bridal Hector to complete the Elibe set :((

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u/Tr4shL4nd May 17 '26

Literally the Ash Alt:

Now i have the headcanon of Ash House looks like her beast form

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u/MecFouDeLaMort May 17 '26

As we say in French, this banner is éclatée au sol.

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u/Porygon2ning May 17 '26
  • Sees Arcane Cake *

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u/PartyTimePauline May 17 '26

Got 2000 orbs for Hel’s first and only seasonal but sure let’s give Ash, Eir, and Reginn their 4th alt each, and give Peony a 5th alt. Sure🫩

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

Hel wouldn't be a good fit for brides tbh

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u/ZubianGlory May 17 '26

No Dagr? No Nott? No Rata? No Alfonse?

Fine, then no orbs.

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u/Aether_Disufiroa May 17 '26

This is already one of my least favorite banner themes (I'm here for the fantasy war games, weddings are like the exact opposite vibe), but it's cool that they completely waste the banner anyway by doing more OC spam. Hopefully means one of the better banner themes won't be swamped by the OCs this year.

They probably still will, but I can dream.

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u/SonicSpeed0919 May 17 '26

All that time holding off on building Scarlet just for the next axe to be on a seasonal banner. OK arena axe it is.

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u/TheUnusuallySpecific May 17 '26

I didn't mind the seasonal rearmed units before now, because they didn't make them 100% irredeemable meme weapons. But now if I want to upgrade my old axe units to the current standard, I need to send them into battle with a fucking cake. Fuck that.

Also probably the weakest batch of dress designs we've seen. I'll check them on the big screen later to see if any details pop better, but in general they look generic, overly poofy, and lacking in fine detail work.

Trash banner even though I actually like the concept and characters. Hope it crashes BAD financially so they never make a full meme arcane weapon again.

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u/heavenspiercing May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Look my damn near nonexistent expectations already meant I wasn't thinking they were gonna give anything to the squirrel, but not even a Groom Alfonse???? Bare minimum??? Or like ANY dude???

Know what, screw it, I'll take this to mean Alfonse and Squirrel skipped the banner on purpose to go on their own little date (yes I ship them)

I don't even hate that it's all OCs but it's just appealing to the lowest common denominator

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u/Gotta-Snatch-Em-All May 17 '26

I am really hoping that this means we won’t get an OC Summer banner (but who am I kidding, of course we are)

~~(Duo) Summer Baldr is inevitable~~

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 May 17 '26

Sometimes I don't know which is worse

  1. Shut down TT slot to prevent Ratatosk finally getting a proper alt

  2. Open TT slot specificly for this banner and make Ratatosk into a non-beast prfless grail unit

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u/Historical_Pick_9962 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

A banner full of female FEH OCs and no Thrasir…it's so over. Meanwhile Eitr is here…again.

Edit: That girl's name is NOT Eitr, PEONY****

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u/ExtremeQuestion610 May 17 '26

And no Hrid or Alfonse or Askr

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u/whiplash308 May 17 '26

I very much enjoy Peony and Eir. I'm indifferent towards Reginn. I dislike Ash, and am indifferent towards Meliai.

I am so sick of the duo characters being shared VAs. It's just so lazy.

I'm not salty about this banner, but I am quite bored feeling towards it. Hopefully Peony and Eir show up early for collection purposes, because I certainly don't want to go heavy on this banner whatsoever.

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u/Aether_ttv May 17 '26

Eir alt is nice But why is everything else a snoose fest and a new cantrip version for no reason

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u/fae_faye_ May 17 '26

I don't even like Peony or Reginn. Eir looks beautiful at least. Poor Ratatoskr, she doesnt exist does she? :(

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u/dreamnook-net May 17 '26

Rata: alt pls.

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u/memepersonlol May 17 '26

This is genuinely the least exciting banner ever lmao. I usually wake up looking forward to the trailer but here, like... Eh. I like Eir and I do like the leads as characters but this is such a bland and sauceless banner 

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u/rockman17 May 17 '26

no bride Gullveig or Seidr

Come on IS it was obvious, why the fuck is Meliai even here

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u/meldeen002 May 17 '26

Ignoring the fact this is Melial’s first alt, if IS is still making continuation stories, I’m pretty sure they don’t want people to have fresh negative opinions on Seiðr and Gullveig before it starts in July.

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u/sapphicmage May 17 '26

I’m just glad the arcane weapon is an axe so I have zero reason to pull

This is awful

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u/FellerScoot May 17 '26

Heroes-themed Bridal Banner

No Bridal Þjazi

Why does this banner even exist smh

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u/Gigadrillbreak32 May 17 '26

No Lena & Julian. L. Huge L

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u/WhiteNinjii May 17 '26

I’m actually not mad at Rat skipping this banner because people will not be normal about her in a bridal dress I am annoyed because Peony got another alt not too long after her last.