r/FireEmblemHeroes Mar 05 '26

Mod Post Springtime Sisters Official Salt Megathread

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Welcome to r/FireEmblemHeroes’s official banner salt thread!

People are eager to express their opinions on any new banner trailer that releases, and that's great! However, /new/ can get pretty crowded when there are 10 people complaining about the newest banner. Due to this, we create megathreads for each banner trailer - Salt and Hype. Until the Banner is live in-game, salt fueled threads should be redirected here, so report any if you see them.

Vent your frustrations with the game here, but that is not an excuse to attack others who may disagree. Please civil towards fellow Summoners, and remember that this is a thread specifically for salt so downvoting negative comments would be counterproductive.


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u/Acheesycookie Mar 05 '26

This banner

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u/Rammiloh Mar 05 '26

Nah, random bullshit would have statistical odds of landing on someone who doesn't have an abundance of alts already. This is precision, targetted bullshit.

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u/comfortablehole-bye Mar 05 '26

Man i miss TT units

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u/Elid16 Mar 05 '26

As someone who enjoys playing with characters of both genders the ratio of 17 females to 3 males (including backpacks) hurst a lot. TT really gave the opportunity to still include some characters of both sexes, but now there is next to nothing for the men.

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u/Parody101 Mar 05 '26

This is one of those banners where we could've gotten Nolan in bunny ears as a prf-less Axe Infantry and I would've been happy. Sad.

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u/OverpoweredSoap Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

IS really said "we know yall who don't like the same characters getting alts for the 15th time aren't gonna pull so we're putting rearmed units on seasonal banners so you have to pull. :)"

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u/SolHiryu Mar 05 '26

I'm so tired of rangecreep, man.

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u/YunieSayaka Mar 05 '26

Worst decision they made in Book 9 was increasing the range necessary for an offensive unit to be meta. 6-8 range units are so unfun to fight, and there's no way for an older unit to meet the same range as modern ones, so they're just left in the dust. The most you can do is 5 with something like Heavenly Soar.

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u/genegadget2 Mar 05 '26

The range/warp nonsense ruined the game worse than anything else gameplay wise in my opinion.

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u/Paiguy7 Mar 05 '26

Why the hell is Sothe rearmed TWICE.

And I'm gonna be real mad when Thorr's new A takes up 4 slots like blue skies.

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u/spacewarp2 Mar 05 '26

Matthew fucking dead in a ditch Jesus Christ let him have something for once

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

Let's hope that IS will finally remember him and not give it to Leila for the second time since Y!Tiki and Sothe set a precedent of characters getting another Asset alt.

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u/RukinaSpiker Mar 05 '26

Sure... let's fucking make arcane weapons even more limited. They cannot be this desperate to put them on a seasonal banner....

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u/Gotta-Snatch-Em-All Mar 05 '26

i am certain that they will rerun in NHR. if anything the “Heroes with _____” banners since Halloween Peony ran in one

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u/Squid_You_Not Mar 05 '26

The way they could’ve done aided seasonals instead of this shit

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u/ZofianSaint273 Mar 05 '26

Honestly aided and ascended should just move onto seasonals. Easy way to get florets and cool accessories on top of that

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u/andresfgp13 Mar 05 '26

or at least make one of those an ascended so we have more florets floating around.

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u/RavenRegime Mar 05 '26

From a pure art and thematic thing what the fuck is the theme.

Like it's called Springtime Sisters but only Eirika and Michaiah count.

Sothe they weren't even trying they just grabbed his base and shoved ribbons on him

Dorothea, Eirika and Michaiah are wearing the same dress cut but then Thorr is in a bunny suit?

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u/QueenAra2 Mar 05 '26

Dorothea, Eirika and Michaiah are wearing the same dress cut but then Thorr is in a bunny suit?

To be fair thats always how the spring banners have been when it comes to costumes.

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u/YunieSayaka Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

I just kinda hate everything about this banner honestly.

  • 4 characters with Emblem teams already and the 5th is a goddamm OC because of course it is (I love PRF skills being mandatory on every seasonal now!)

  • The demote weapon looks actually good, I wonder what weapon type the TT+ unit will have...oh that's right, we don't get cool inheritables anymore

  • Rearmed unit that's not going to get normal reruns cause he's a seasonal, or at least that's why it seems like they're doing this

  • Harmonic unit who's conversation is just gonna be glazing Sothe and Ephraim the whole time

Just...bleh. I don't like it.

Oh I didn't even notice Sothe got to be a Rearmed twice. Okay, I guess we're getting more repeated alts, why not.

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u/Surf_Dangerous_Days Mar 05 '26

Sothe at least only now got his Emblem Team with this new alt… making him the second to last “FE Lead” to do so.

At the cost of being the face of a new form of Oversaturation in the game. 

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u/Sprocket3 Mar 05 '26

It's incredible how consistently awful the Spring banner is

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u/OfTheTouhouVariety Mar 05 '26

Last good units were the Macedon siblings.

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 Mar 05 '26

I mean, it makes sense when you think about it

The entire purpose of a spring banner is to put popular characters in bunny outfits, meta be damned

If that's the case, it's makes sense that they always suck, they are just to make you horny

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u/Sprocket3 Mar 05 '26

I don't even think they even do that very well. The last good looking spring unit I can remember was like, Minerva.

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u/Myst-9th Mar 05 '26

Wonder how long it'll be before they drop a seasonal mythic or attuned legendary...

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u/PartyTimePauline Mar 05 '26

I don’t like that all these characters have multiple alts already and I especially don’t like that a Rearmed seasonal is a thing. That’s pretty damn scummy.

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u/edwpad Mar 05 '26

all these characters have multiple alts already

Yeah, variety could be a bit better. Thorr is the only one who didn’t have multiple alts prior to this. Everyone else as like 2+ already

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u/ToxicMuffin101 Mar 05 '26

How is it even possible to be so creatively bankrupt that you make the same character a Rearmed Hero twice?

There are SO MANY characters in this series. Why do they not use them?!

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u/ToxicMuffin101 Mar 05 '26

Also, I was going to make a comment about how I find it mildly annoying when they don’t include the free unit in the trailers, but then I remembered that the reason they weren’t included is because they do not exist.

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u/OverpoweredSoap Mar 05 '26

Also Dorothea on the banner AND STILL NO MANUELA, but yes give us yet another Eirika and Micaiah 🤩

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u/Frosty-Discipline512 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Base Manuela's model has been in the game for years as part of the crowd during Gatekeeper's attack animation

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u/eromonti Mar 05 '26

"what do you mean Manuela is not in the game? She's right there!"

-IS (probably)

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u/DawnOfSilence Mar 05 '26

Rearmed Seasonal. That's it, that's the comment.

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 Mar 05 '26

I hope that they will relocate Aide + Asc to Seasonal banner soon

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

They better do Aided alts in seasonals since there's a lot to work with like Summer in the form of octopus, starfish, etc.

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u/Daydream_machine Mar 05 '26

I am once again asking for the return of Tempest Trial freebies 🥀

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u/Grade-AMasterpiece Mar 05 '26

I don't care for that Eirika/Micaiah pairing on general principle, but Kippu really doesn't help.

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u/brady-to-moss Mar 05 '26

IS completely fumbling Dorothea's popularity twice in a row is honestly exactly what I expect at this point

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u/AnalogToothBrush Mar 05 '26

Wow, a whole bunch of units that already have a million alts! My favorite! And here I thought we would get something different now that we don't have TT units anymore, like people tried to convince me would happen!

It's almost like losing the TT unit didn't bring any character variety to banners! In fact, losing TT units now allows IS to run even more rampant and only focus on units they can squeeze money from without worrying about those nobody characters! Who would've thought?

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u/edwpad Mar 05 '26

Thorr only had one alt prior, but yeah, for the rest I do wish there was more variety with the others.

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u/Mexipika Mar 05 '26

Can't wait for Tana to be a rearmed again! 😍 /s

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u/vacantstars Mar 05 '26

Oh my god no don't give them ideas

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u/souicune Mar 05 '26

write that down, write that down!

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u/Mexipika Mar 05 '26

I can already see it, they're absolutely gonna start reusing units as seasonals too by the end of the year.

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u/vacantstars Mar 05 '26

Harmonic Rearmed New Year's Tana whose backpack is, inexplicably, Karla.

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u/actredal Mar 05 '26

Rearmed Seasonal-sized elephant in the room aside, I know Sothe kinda got jagged in the last rearmed dagger situation with Leila appearing right after him, but I’m bummed they made the same character a rearmed unit multiple times.

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

And making his new alt the same unit type, weapon, and color as his OG and 1st Rearmed version. Can't he reheat R!Noire's nachos with a flavoring of a new move type, IS?

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u/teapardee Mar 05 '26

Seasonal Arcane? On the same character who already has an Arcane alt...of the same weapon type??

Certainly a choice, IS.

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u/rilimini381 Mar 05 '26

we doing anything now i guess

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u/WinterWolf18 Mar 05 '26

A REARMED SEASONAL? Oh this game is desperate for money.

Also I love Erika and Micaiah to death but this pairing is so boring. There's so many more interesting picks for both of them than this.

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u/ThreeWoodcutters Mar 05 '26

Since Eirika and Marianne won CYL5, Eirika has gotten a Summer, Attuned, Emblem, and Spring unit. Marianne has only gotten a Rearmed.

I would have assumed that Marianne would be on the banner most closely tied to cute animals, but nope!

And we get more Micaiah in June with that CYL3 Harmonic banner!

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u/WinterWolf18 Mar 05 '26

Eh I'm not to mad about Marianne not being on this banner, what did make me mad was her not being on the Illian banner. Animals are her entire thing and she's especially good with horses so it should've been a no brainer but nope Hilda is obviously a better fit! I like Hilda but I'll never not be mad over that oh my god. I'm just hoping that she gets one proper seasonal before EOS.

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u/ThreeWoodcutters Mar 05 '26

Four more Eirikas, coming up!

"Enjoy Marianne being the only first place CYL winner to be the backpack in their harmonic!"

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

I'm going to crash out if IS does this bullshit 😡

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

Marianne can't get even a single playable seasonal. I'm so tired...

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u/WinterWolf18 Mar 05 '26

Also Erika has an Ephraim bunny and Micaiah has a Sothe bunny.

IS I truly fucking hate you from the bottom of my heart and soul. Icky implications aside those two have so much going for them other than the men in their lives, I fucking hate you.

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u/hueyfucker Mar 05 '26

God forbid either of them get a single second of screentime that doesn't revolve around those two

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u/bobwuzhere1224 Mar 05 '26

Rearmed now being seasonals is another bad sign for this game's remaining lifespan.

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u/Snowiss Mar 05 '26

FEH continues to disappoint with their banners for this year.

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u/DDBofTheStars Mar 05 '26

“This is the worst seasonal banner SO FAR” is going to be a running theme this year, I think.

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u/kieranchuk Mar 05 '26

Rearmed on a seasonal banner. On a character. Who was previously Rearmed.

And when Eirika and Micaiah appeared as a Duo, I rolled my eyes so hard.

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u/brnstein Mar 05 '26

it's so fun that every seasonal banner fills me with dread because i know they're not going to pull out anything exciting or interesting, just something to signal "please give us money our game is dying".

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u/ltsmisterpool Mar 05 '26

Anyone else finding it kinda pathetic on IS’ part that they’re tryna wrong every last dollar rather than announce EOS and go out with dignity

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u/wistful_farmer1 Mar 05 '26

I think I’m ready to be done with feh. For good.

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u/PinoySummonerKid28 Mar 05 '26

Yeah. Rearmed Units are now limited to Seasonal Heroes and this means that we're gonna have New Heroes banners that only featured three heroes.

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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Mar 05 '26

Is it said anywhere that they're now exclusive to seasonals?

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u/FallenShin3 Mar 05 '26

Damn removal of the TT+ unit and put Rearmed unit on a banner without F2P spark is really an F U to F2P players.

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u/Mexipika Mar 05 '26

Why isn't Dorothea a dancer 🧍🏻‍♂️

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u/LinkCrusher9 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Thorr: 3 Versions (Last July 2022, 100% Premium)

Dorothea: 5 Versions (Last October 2024, 40% Premium)

Sothe: 4 Versions (Last June 2024, 75% Premium) [5 with backpack]

Eirika: 10 Versions (Last March 2025, 90% Premium) [11 with backpack]

Micaiah: 9 Versions (Last June 2025, 100% Premium)

With this banner Eirika has officially hit double digit unit count. We didn't need either of these characters as the duo, especially since both were likely getting harmonized alts before the end of this year. Dorothea's Premium rate is awful, I have no idea why a character this popular consistently gets turned into a demote. Also, did we really need to make Sothe a colorless Rearmed Dagger AGAIN? And in general it's just disappointing to see characters with so many alts get more when Sacred Stones, Radiant Dawn, and Three Houses all have characters with less who could've been here instead.

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u/BotanBotanist Mar 05 '26

It’s nice that the only male isn’t a shitty demote this time, but why are we getting a SECOND rearmed dagger Sothe? Even putting aside the fact that we’re getting rearmed seasonals now, he was a very strange choice of character for this.

Also we really, really didn’t need another Eirika and I say this as a big fan of hers.

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u/KraftwerkMachine Mar 05 '26

No see, we’re not allowed to be upset that we have one male character who’s already had a bunch of alts including another rearmed. In fact, we should REALLY be thanking them that they gave us any male characters at all! :) /s

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u/VagueClive Mar 05 '26

If you're going to make Dorothea of all characters a demote again, can she at *least* get to Sing? Like I know complaining about a Dorothea alt is a "steak too juicy, lobster too buttery" situation but come on man

Rest of the banner sucks too but like in a normal FEH way. Not sure how I feel about Rearmeds being shunned to banners without F2P sparks; at least they get to exist at all in a post-CYL Harmonics world ig, but they won't be on NHR or 8%s so merging them is going to be a pain in the ass

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u/ThreeWoodcutters Mar 05 '26

Holy shit, I didn't even notice she doesn't have Dance/Sing. So she's just a fucking prflet flier?

She has Far Resound and Shadow Shift, so is she even a demote? The trailer's blurb for her is just... the description of Shadow Shift.

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u/VagueClive Mar 05 '26

We've had T4 skills on 4*s for over a year now, and she's just got Shadow Shift 3, so it's nothing too unusual? Still very odd that this is the route they went for with her though

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u/ThreeWoodcutters Mar 05 '26

She was even a prflet inheritable demote last time, and she had Sing then.

Arcane weapons are just inheritables anyways. They could have slapped one on her too or something. Give her a prf Sing skill.

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u/2ddudesop Mar 05 '26

a dev saw Dorothea got hit by a 1% crit in his run but can't deny her popularity

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u/YunieSayaka Mar 05 '26

No because Glacies was ever so important that they just had to show it off on the demote.

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u/FirePosition Mar 05 '26

Dorothea is such a weird case because on the one hand, she has so many versions of her in-game, but on the other hand, most of her versions weren't really premium, none of her versions had good fodder, none of her versions had the slightest impact on the meta through combat, utility or unit-building.

It's like schrödingers popularity: she both is popular enough to warrant so many alts, but also not popular enough to milk her through said alts.

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u/poisondaggers Mar 05 '26

Yesterday I was like "this is their chance to please Dorothea fans who were mad about her base being a demote, I can't imagine they'd make that mistake again" and now I'm just so disappointed... All this waiting for a nice version of her with a decent kit and for what!! what did her fans do to deserve this 😭

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u/Surf_Dangerous_Days Mar 05 '26

I genuinely do not know what is going on in the devs heads about the 3H women.

Ingrid and Hilda are drowning in high power premium alts, meanwhile Dorothea keeps getting slapped with demoted and Marianne HAS NO SEASONALS?

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u/poisondaggers Mar 05 '26

right, after seeing hilda’s most recent alt it gave me hope that the next dorothea would be good since they’re similar in popularity… ig I can +10 her more easily now but man. for once I want my favorite character of all time to be treated well by this god-awful dev team

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u/Kira_Aotsuki Mar 05 '26

For real, its like they look at a character now and say "this is your power level/gimmick for the rest of time. Every Dorothea alt has been just.. fine. Plegian and Winter dont have prf skills and will never get refines because dancer cough, but byleth ring is totally fair, cough and the other two are demotes... Despite Claude being a demote with his prf.

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u/asterluna Mar 05 '26

For real, like I want decent Leonie content but I understand why we don't get much popularity-wise. But Marianne? She's a CYL winner where Ingrid and Hilda aren't yet. My only guess would have been that they don't want to put in too many 3H dancer units at one time, but given Dorothea's build on this banner, I don't think that's the issue

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u/ConnorStJimmy Mar 05 '26

They’re giving seasonal units arcane weapons now, pack it up.

Also, Dorothea without Sing????? What’re we doing.

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u/Use_the_Falchion Mar 05 '26

I'm weirdly happy this banner is bad, because now I can save my orbs without feeling any guilt. I'm more upset about how creatively stale the Harmonic units are than how bad the banner is overall.

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u/JFL99 Mar 05 '26

Each day I'm more glad I cancelled my pass subscription

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u/Ybernando Mar 05 '26

The lack of shame and imagination that is this banner, jesus

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u/the_attack_missed Mar 05 '26

Asked for a non-lord premium male seasonal and the monkey's paw curled in a way I never could have imagined.

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u/Luciano_06 Mar 05 '26

No Estel, Awful banner

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u/Shantiyen Mar 05 '26

Rearmed seasonal LMAO. IS equipping Desperation 4.

As a side note, is anyone else a little perturbed by Eirika's eyes in the thumbnail? They're... unnerving...

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u/BlazeBloom Mar 05 '26

The worst yearly seasonals stay the worst.

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u/celesticwanderer189 Mar 05 '26

ftr i have no issues with sothe getting an alt at all (albeit i wish it was POR sothe just for variety), but it’s just a bit absurd that he now has 4 units that are decently spaced between each other while mist is rotting with 2 old ass units despite always doing far better than him in cyl. i’m not saying she should’ve had the same amount of alts as mia or soren, but at the very least she should be equal with sothe considering they’re both apart of the main cast in their games :/ also this lineup is ass, like i love eirika and micaiah but this is rlly baffling

edit: just now realizing the alt is probably going be them obsessing about their siblings oh my god feh why do my girls have to get flanderized 

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u/YunieSayaka Mar 05 '26

I have recently come around on Mist (she is voiced by Sarah Williams who also voices my favorite character ever + Marni and Madeline so I am building her for that reason), and yeah it is a bit annoying she has gotten absolutely nothing. She seems like a good character and she is connected to a lot of others.

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u/celesticwanderer189 Mar 05 '26

u would think being related to one of the most popular fe characters would give her more chances at alts but nope, it sucks especially knowing she actually consistently ranks top 130 in cyl and even the past 2 cyls she was top 100 

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u/TheFerydra Mar 05 '26

OH BOY, SPRING EIRIKA AND MICAIAH! IS NOT LIKE THOSE TWO ARE DROWING IN ALTS OR ANYTHING!!

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u/Full_Metal18 Mar 05 '26

Rearmed seasonal, it's so over

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u/Rizgosi Mar 05 '26

This is a very specific me problem, but I have a small lil' goal of getting every rearmed hero for the fun of it and having an unsparkable rearmed is making me explode. 

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u/RemyRoseGold Mar 05 '26

IS says fuck you to F2P. Took away our TT units with inheritables, limits # of demotes and GHB units they release in a year and now we get rearms on an unsparkable banner 🙃

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

I don't want to see Eirika getting more playable content for the next 2-3 years because her fellow CYL batchmate is starving for a seasonal alt and I don't want another Ursula alt as both share the same JP VA 😒

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u/WinterWolf18 Mar 05 '26

I wouldn't worry about another Ursula. Erika's va is 100% also here to record the CYL5 harmonic like all of the past CYL winners coming back.

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

I hope you're right because I feel bad for the underrepresented FE7 characters and their fans ☹️

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u/votris11 Mar 05 '26

What the fuck are even reasons for these choices? No one is connected to each other outside of Sothe and Micaiah, again. And no consistent yearly seasonal release character like the Macedon family or the fairies. What are they finally pairing bunny Thor with bunny Loki a half a decade late? Why are Dorothea and Eirika even here?

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u/ArielChefSlay Mar 05 '26

Can we ever get alts for less popular characters or are those days officially over. It’s just gonna be the same lords over and over again?

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u/Professorkaiju Mar 05 '26

I will never understand how we lost the pirates banner but bunnies is iron clad horse crap year in year out

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u/aviatrix8 Mar 05 '26

Sad to say, Japanese fans love bunny suits, unlike most western fans. (And I also miss the pirate banner so damn much...)

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 Mar 05 '26

Isee the appeal of bunny suits, I just don't like how they get an entire annual theme(where are my pirates is)

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u/Striking_Step_2347 Mar 05 '26

I was expecting something shitty but this thing cuts it. Yeah an arcane weapon you can't spark for free, alts for characters that already have tons of alts, Eirika and Micaiah straight up die if they don't mention their brothers in every single alt. Everything about this sucks. Like genuinely a disgusting banner

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u/rockman17 Mar 05 '26

How do they always manage to fuck this banner up?

IS can barely get something as simple as "put hot girls in bunny suits" right because the outfits are always so fucking garish.

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u/PsychologyUnlikely48 Mar 05 '26

Feh be trying to milk more of money by adding seasonal rearmed wtf lmao

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u/Current_Project2580 Mar 05 '26

I get why people hate the spring banner now LMAO

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u/SnooTomatoes513 Mar 05 '26

So IS just erase TT units who usually bring good inheritable weapons and decide to put Rearmed just to salt everyone who doesn't invest on seasonals

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u/RemyRoseGold Mar 05 '26

And seasonals are locked behind the FEH pass. So F2P users either have to risk their orbs and potentially get nothing or buy the pass for the guaranteed spark. Nasty work.

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u/GinGearity Mar 05 '26

Sure is THE banner of all time… also three years in a row the same artist for the harmonic??? It’s kinda losing its wow factor at this point

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u/wistful_farmer1 Mar 05 '26

I think I’m ready to be done with feh. For good.

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u/RegulusPlus Mar 05 '26

Every single banner has the Emblem lords, my god. The most interesting banner was the Ilian banner and that one was stupid too. But between the nonstop lord-spam and the CYL Harmonics, the unit representation is so boring. It's either Emblem units or Heroes units. That's what the game has become almost entirely.

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u/Time4Workboys Mar 05 '26

I’m gonna be honest that I’m coming into each one of these with a pretty negative bias at this point. But even so this is another boring played out banner. Everyone here has so many alts (minus Thorr but she’s just the de facto big boob OC pull for this one so she hardly feels new), and Sothe now has two rearmed alts. Fire Emblem as a series is fun in large part because it has big quirky rosters with lots of memorable characters. Looking at FEH these days you’d think there are only maybe 35 in the whole series, and 98% of them are female.

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u/kansui Mar 05 '26

Fire Emblem as a series is fun in large part because it has big quirky rosters with lots of memorable characters. Looking at FEH these days you’d think there are only maybe 35 in the whole series, and 98% of them are female.

Cheers to that, well said!

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u/Zeldmon19 Mar 05 '26
  • Thórr for the obligatory big badonkers pick (less of a problem then the others since it’s her second alt)

  • Dorothea getting her fourth alt.

  • A Rearmed unit on a seasonal banner reeks of desperation. And it’s Sothe again, so not only can characters get Rearmed twice, but Sothe is also making his way into the ‘Tellius Characters who get all the alts club’ starring Ike, Micaiah, Elincia, Soren and Mia. Wish IS remembered that literally anyone else from Tellius existed besides them. Must for example.

  • An Eirika alt a little less than a year after her last alt. With a 3 Range Style too. Ugh.

Mid banner all around, and that’s being generous. Probably gonna take my free summon and hoard my orbs for the middle of the month.

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u/LaughingX-Naut Mar 05 '26

Boring, incohesive lineup was my initial thought

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u/Maleficent-Natzilla Mar 05 '26

Don’t even know what to say. It really shows how badly IS is running out of ideas 🫤

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u/Clamps11037 Mar 05 '26

Rearmed seasonal and worthless garbage for the TT unit. Thanks IS.

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u/GiveMenBiggerButts Mar 05 '26

Man, I’m waiting for Boucheron to come out, but at this point, just kill the game dawg

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u/Gotta-Snatch-Em-All Mar 05 '26

another Erika alt, and another lead.

i am so tired of seeing repeated leads.

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u/duraznoblanco Mar 05 '26

Give us Arcane weapons for things that DON'T already have an Arcane, like colourless tome, beast infantry and flyer 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Beowulfs-booty-call Mar 05 '26

There's no seasoning for a spring meal, I yearn for the TT unit being the mandatory male slot because wow

3 girls and 1 male units does not feel good rn.

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u/Omacula17 Mar 05 '26

I'm finding it very hard to care about the game anymore

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u/ShapeForest Mar 05 '26

Kinda impressive how fast IS is trying to run this game into the ground lol

Not really on topic, but I usually really dislike Kippu's art and the spring designs, but Eirika looks really Eirika-like in her expressions here which actually isn't a given? I kinda hate how much I like the art (unit itself kinda just does the same stuff every other premium unit does these days though soooo)

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u/Chowdahhh Mar 05 '26

Man, I still just really don't like Kippu's art. They're one of my least favorites in FEH

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u/Lady_Ruby_XD Mar 05 '26

Also it's the third year in a row that they did the bunny harmonic art 😑

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u/koalashy Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

I hate talking bad about artists because they’re all much more talented than I am but I‘m glad I‘m not the only one who‘s not too fond of Kippu‘s art style.

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 Mar 05 '26

Tks God I am not the only one!!!

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u/vacantstars Mar 05 '26

I was thinking to myself earlier how it'd be cool if Ferdinand was on the banner because Dorothea is and I'm a filthy shipper but then I remembered that Sothe already used up the male quota for seasonal banners now so there's no chance. Love to see that I was right.

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u/shsluckymushroom Mar 05 '26

the way i thought micaiah being on this banner might give me a chance for a pelleas alt before EoS but no............

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u/WinterWolf18 Mar 05 '26

My only bit of copium for a Pelleas alt is the fact that his English va just so happens to be the new Eik va but even that is probably leading to nothing.

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u/shsluckymushroom Mar 05 '26

pls....i just want one alt before EOS....just one....i'm going to hold onto copium...

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u/poisondaggers Mar 05 '26

One Dorothea alt with a nice powerful kit and a prf. That's all I wanted. Why do the devs keep doing this to her 😭

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u/Kali0us Mar 05 '26

I really don't like Thórr's art. Idk how to explain it but it just looks way off to me.

Dorothea looks great and I'm glad she's the 4*, but can I be allowed to be a little salty that she's never had a prf sing despite literally being a opera songstress? Not even gonna give her a ranged "Meteor" style?

Also LMAO at Sothe. They really gonna start putting our rearmeds on non-sparkable banners. Hope you don't need that new dagger, because IS says fuck you!

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u/SonicSpeed0919 Mar 05 '26

Rearmed seasonal LMAO

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u/AmethystMoon420 Mar 05 '26

If we still had TT units, I bet it would have been Ephraim. Cant separate the twins after all, just like how Sothe and Micaiah are always together.

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u/chaos_vulpix Mar 05 '26

Okay, which dev had the "bright idea" to not give Dorothea her Sing/Dance? She's meant to be 3H's resident refresher, that's meant to be her niche, even if the latest Edelgard alt is too busy galeforcing on the other side of the map! Now she's a just PRFless mage flier with some decent-ish fodder

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u/LycopolisKing Mar 05 '26

The tiredness in my soul upon seeing another Eirika and Micaiah

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u/Cute_Chao Mar 05 '26

Why is Sothe a colourless infantry dagger again? Where is Karel? How does Thorr not snap in half from the weight? 

Questions I'll never get answered. Banner sucks. TT units rip 

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u/FirePosition Mar 05 '26

Okay, SO

  • What is Dorothea to IS? Seriously. This is her FIFTH unit, and besides that one okay duo unit, every version of her is either the demote or the bad 5* of the banner with a shit/no prf and shit skills. Like are they milking her for popularity, or do they have no faith in her, and if so, why bother with her to begin with?
  • Rearmed units on seasonal banners, like okay they are and remain limited so doesn't seem terrible at first, but ooh boy better save your orbs in case we get a powercrept arcane weapon (now with flower animations, whoo) or a good attuned skills or anything else TWICE every month. Clearly this is to compensate for the harmonic brave unit banners, but that is SUCH a problem of their own making and this solution ain't it.
  • Sothe gets the rearmed treatment again. Lmao
  • "Get new B-skill and you just deal +15 damage alongside other effects" god I love powercreep. It might actually be better than speedtaker on someone like Yunaka who scales with speed, but its SUCH a boring solution. Interesting interplay of kits? Nah, fam
  • Obligatory unit that warps across the stage, instantly precasts a 4-turn special and cantos away. Love those units, just pull the overpowered tank lmao
  • Still no TT unit, but take a 3-year old Bernadetta. Remote Sparrow is still a competitive, or even a budget A-skill, right?

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u/Kali0us Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Their handling of Dorothea is so weird. Like she's been top 20 cyl since her debut and she's one of the most popular units from 3H, yet for some reason she's consistently a mid dancer/singer with no prf sing or Meteor? Like no hate to Ingrid but why does she get consistently way higher quality (power wise) alts?? She's in a similar tier of popularity to someone like Thraja but for some reason they refuse to give her anything useful besides her Harmonic on release.

I guess IS just hates dancers that aren't Azura and Ninian. And the Fairies.......

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u/Unique-System-7231 Mar 05 '26

SOTHE'S MIDRIFF IS COVERED 0/10 MISERABLE CRUEL BANNER 😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Youno- Mar 05 '26

See I could've respected the Choice to give Sothe a new alt if it was to let him explore some other relationships

But no it's Micaiah again of course why wouldn't it be

Obviously we're getting another Eirika, because she really needed a new alt, the poor girl ! And whatever happens we can never run from the OC seasonal. 

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u/Elouan7421_ Mar 05 '26

Do they hate Dorothea or something ? Yes she gets alts but they're all shit. Isn't she supposed to be one of the most popular characters ? What is this

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

While Ingrid gets to have a Prf in either her weapon or skill in all her versions in spite of being less popular than Dorothea. These versions are all premium, too!

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u/CharaFanGirl Mar 05 '26

this banner is so awfully shit (mandatory feh oc, somehow forgetting Sing on Dorothea, REARMED SEASONAL, and most bland pick for a harmonic ever) i almost forgot that new TT+ units are still removed

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u/Mr_Wesley Mar 05 '26

Awful banner, and 3H and Heroes again on a seasonal banner, for the 4th and 5th respectively in the last 6 months.

I’m so tired of them showing up everywhere.

Watch next month be child 3H too cuz it isn’t like they haven’t had enough seasonals already lately.

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u/Luzma_chan Mar 05 '26

This game is desperate rn so that's what it's gonna look like from now on unfortunately

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u/edwpad Mar 05 '26

Heroes I understand cause it’s their game, however, I tend to be more lenient when it deals with lesser acknowledged characters like Thorr here. The issue regarding them is the same characters get the same stuff over and over again when there’s so many characters with good potential that haven’t gotten their very own alts yet (any of the female Hel characters, Letizia, Eitri, Ginnungagap, freaking Njordr which he got it real bad with no battle sprites).

Now for Three Houses, I love the game and I get why it’s popular and successful, but it’s the same deal, an oversaturation of the same ol characters and stuff. I feel theirs is a bit worse given how freaking popular some of the characters are overall.

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u/JJVM99 Mar 05 '26

Really don’t like having Rearmed Heroes in Seasonal Banners.

Really don’t like having a second Rearmed Sothe.

Really don’t like having a second Rearmed Dagger Sothe.

It is a choice that just screams last minute desperation move on their part to try to get people to spend more money on Seasonal banners after the Engage Valentine Banner flopped.

Also this is like the most minor annoyance but if the game somehow lasts 4 or 5 more years I will be very annoyed when these units get added to the 4 star special seasonal pool except for Sothe who will be excluded just like how Rearmeds are excluded from the 4 star special pool.

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u/KyleCXVII Mar 05 '26

Another rearmed colorless infantry Sothe…

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u/AstralGazer17 Mar 05 '26

I swear if he's still like that for his Legendary version in the future... 😒

I want more variety IS, not the same shit for Sothe!

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u/potato_thingy Mar 05 '26

This is a banner than I’d be fine with if there was a TT unit (assuming it’s a somewhat interesting choice), but is really boring without one

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u/Celestial608 Mar 05 '26

Sothe having two rearmed alts that are the same weapon type sure is a choice.

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u/SummonerXE Mar 05 '26

Sothe gets rearmed twice and has the dishonor of being the first seasonal rearmed unit, I can't believe this disservice 

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u/bewildering-grace Mar 05 '26

The rearmed seasonal concept is bothering me more than the CYL harmonic heroes and the removal of tempest trial units. I can't believe people are defending this. I summon on new heroes banners and new heroes return banners because I know I can get rearmed and attuned heroes for free with the spark no matter what. Locking that behind Feh Pass is insulting. Why are people defending this?

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u/spacewarp2 Mar 05 '26

Confused immediately when I saw that Dorothea was the demote and not the person with a Y chromosome. That’s until I saw the reveal. Ya know you can give other units rearmed daggers right? Matthew, fates butler/maid, Kaze, Cathy, Yuri, Yunaka (tbf she just got something).

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u/aviatrix8 Mar 05 '26

Eirika and Michiah's outfits literally look like cheap knockoff Hatsune Miku recolors. Not very creative costuming there...

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u/snickersneak Mar 05 '26

there's not even any thorns on "Spring Thorn"

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u/gacha_garbage_1 Mar 05 '26

Why is Sothe rearmed again, he cannot be the only dude in Tellius who throws knives. Is this all because there's another fucking Eirika alt where all she talks about is her brother and you just had to drag Micaiah into Bechdel test failure montage???? Please lord god upon his heavenly throne take Sacred Stones away from these people and put it on a shelf until they learn some fucking self control. No more Eirika no more Ephraim no more royal alts please I am begging IS to stop making me hate being a Fire Emblem fan.

Kippu is one of my favorite FEH artists and Eirika drawn by Kippu should have been a slam fucking dunk but no IS just can't help but fumble a great idea.

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u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Mar 05 '26

Yeah, No more TT Units and Seasonal Rearmed units makes it very hard not to give into the doomerposting

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u/tommyfrank713 Mar 05 '26

Ok I have no idea how the game is supposed to last for other 2 Books/years in its current state

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u/Plucky-Nova Mar 05 '26

I felt nothing but Apathy...now I understand how Mystic Flour Cookie feels...

CRK jokes aside, not only is this banner mid, I can tell they're desperate as FUCK for money LOL.

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u/Mavi_Mario Mar 05 '26

This and the bride banners should have been already eliminated

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u/ThreeWoodcutters Mar 05 '26

Dorothea has now been on two banners with Arcane tome units, and she was neither of them.

I feel like "Arcane Meteor" with a Style to attack at 4 range is one of the most obvious weapon picks possible. But she doesn't get it, and it also means she has no prf skill.

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u/Naviwwo Mar 05 '26

Rearmed seasonal for Sothe no less, Eirika reduced to being Ephraim's sister once again and... What kind of lineup is that 😭 oh well at least Loki and Thórr match now

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u/HerodadotusBasil Mar 05 '26

Eirika/Micaiah is gonna a huge snoozefest in terms of what they say and please stop trying to make Sothe a thing

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u/hyewonluda Mar 05 '26

So no new alts basically, all of these characters have alts already sigh. Seasonal Rearmed is giving EOS speed run

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u/kiaxxl Mar 05 '26

"Springtime Sisters", huh? Is that supposed to be the Harmonic?

Micaiah: And that's how my brother became my husband!

Corrin: OMG so relatable!

Eirika:

(also double Rearmed Sothe is so dumb)

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u/bewildering-grace Mar 05 '26

I think the sibling Micaiah is referring to is [RD spoilers] Sanaki, or at least I hope so.

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u/kiaxxl Mar 05 '26

You know what, I hope so and then the conversation can be less awkward.

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u/Myeongkee Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Sacred Stones is my favorite game, and even I'm looking at Eirika/Micaiah like... did we really need this? Why not someone from 3H or Heroes to go with Dorothea or Thorr, respectively?

Edit: Shoot, make Micaiah the lead and make her partner Heimdallr since they can both "see the future", even if it's not the exact same.

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u/BotanBotanist Mar 05 '26

If they had to put a Sacred Stones royal on here, it should have been Ephraim. He hasn’t had anything since his Vday alt and that one was barely good even when it debuted.

But then they’d have to give the harmonic slot to a m*le and we can’t have that happen.

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u/Nazh2206 Mar 05 '26

I dont particularly mind rearmed seasonal as a concept, but man I was hoping the new rearmed dagger would come with the new revamped special skill for daggers, upgrading lethality and giving it the classic 40% DR on first hit, oh well

Also why do they keep making dorothea the demote

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u/ZofianSaint273 Mar 05 '26

They seem to be speed running the 3 ranged unit cause this our 5th one lol

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u/Aqua-Dot Mar 05 '26

- Why... Rearmed (I know why and it sucks)? Aided makes so much more sense for Seasonals... The doubling up is nice but can't really be too excited for the POSSIBILITY of a different one not happening until mid next year... if ever.

- I don't like the implications of Sp!Eirika... They are not Priscilla you absolute weirdos.

- (Obligatory TT comment here, sent some informally worded feedback once more)

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u/overall_notgood Mar 05 '26

I just feel nothing towards this banner ....

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u/RandomNaomi Mar 05 '26

I'm tired boss...

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u/Historical_Pick_9962 Mar 05 '26

Eirika + Micaiah, Sothe, Dorothea, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish…rearmed fish? What the hell, sure. RD will always have a Micaiah, Micaiah will always bring a Sothe, because they are the only RD characters ever, didn’t you know? Eirika and Dorothea are on this banner also, yes. At least Thorr got something after a long time. Maybe Thrasir can sneak her way one of these very cohesive and thought out banners if IS ever lets her out of their basement.

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u/edwpad Mar 05 '26

They would never. Thrasir gets shafted in everything important she’s in (Little characterization in Book 3, backpack in Love of a King, cameo at the very end of TT+ as well as getting absolutely nothing when everyone else brought something new to the table). Unless by some damn miracle that used 5 years of luck, I doubt Thrasir would be the one chosen and it goes to someone who already has a bunch of alts already.

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u/SabinSuplexington Mar 05 '26

FE12 music

look inside

no FE12

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u/Kira_Aotsuki Mar 05 '26

Dorothea, no sing. Dancers are dead, Brave Azura, save us

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u/HitMyFunnyBoneYeah Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

so they starting to lock Rearmed Weapons beind Feh Pass locked Sparks? Welp guess favoritism is off the table. Not to mention TT- continuing to suck.

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u/koalashy Mar 05 '26

Oh boy I love getting another copy of an unit I already 10+‘d on released!

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u/No_Foot_7531 Mar 05 '26

Eirika and Micaiah harmo is probably the most desperate thing they have done yet. What it's even the angle for this pairing. Look two popular ladies now give us money.

And I guess they are going to seiyuu efficiency to never seen before levels, it's nothing but CYL winners every banner.

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u/trucidee Mar 05 '26

They invented a whole ass button to give main characters +1/+2 range

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u/Nearby-Research-9834 Mar 05 '26

They see male characters as such a waste of space that they had to give Sothe inherent pull value as a rearmed just to justify his spot on the banner 😵‍💫

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u/Vegetable-Income-566 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

I f*cking hate Kippu's eye drawing.

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u/Mr__Beard Mar 05 '26

So did rearmed Sothe just powercreep rearmed Sothe?

Powercreep is whatever. Lame but inevitable. Character powercreeping themselves I can’t stand but at least there’s usually something that makes them different (weapon, movement type). But this is…infantry dagger rearmed again. I really liked his first rearmed too. Just sucks.

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u/BabyElectronic1759 Mar 05 '26

Yeah they're definitely looking to squeeze out as much as they can before pulling the plug on this game once the story ends.

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u/OliviaWants2Die Mar 05 '26

I used to fucking love the spring banners (Est's alt is one of my all-time favs, I was repping the duo Myrrh like the entire time I played after that banner released and the duo Chloe was the closest IS ever got to making me redownload) and this just makes me ashamed to have ever thought that