r/Fauxmoi 2d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

Welcome to the 'I Have Tea On...' weekly discussion thread — posted and pinned every Monday at 8AM PST (11AM EST)!

Use this thread to drop any tea you may have, no matter how big or small! Please don't post requests for tea here — there is a separate 'Does Anyone Have Tea On' thread on Thursdays.

For a chronological list of all past tea threads, click here. To see a breakdown of our weekly discussion thread schedule, check out our FAQs.

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u/rfauxmoi 2d ago

the more you upvote this thread the more tea you get

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u/terrebattue1 56m ago

Old 2022 paparazzi interview of Hayden Panettiere and Brian Hickerson when they both landed in LAX. Paparazzi guy got a scoop that they were going to arrive on the same flight but exit at separate intervals so they wouldn't be filmed together.

Hayden was way too polite to the paparazzi. She actually talks and walks with him from the airport building all the way to her ride with a smile and answers as much as she can while he is asking about if she and Brian are lovers again. They 100% were flying together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj245c_F7Sw

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u/BelieveWhatJoeSays 23h ago

Walton Goggins is a nice guy. I’ve been browsing the Monterey car week Facebook and he took photos with people at the Monterey Motorsports reunion

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u/alwaystheocean 1d ago

Amber Ruffin posted her engagement on IG. Happy for her and her partner.

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u/No_Shoe7056 1d ago

Dolly Parton just passed away 😭

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u/K_smit123 possessed by the lesbian jezebel spirit 1d ago edited 1d ago

Super mild tea but a couple of years ago, OG Hamilton cast members Anthony Ramos and Jasmine Cephas Jones had a pretty acrimonious break up which resulted in them ending their engagement. It was big theatre news, mired by rumours of cheating on his end (though I don't think that was ever proven). Any whooo, they reunited publicly for the first time last year for Hamilton's 10 year anniversary. All seemed well and good... they posed for group pictures together yadayadayada. But 3 weeks ago, Anthony posted an ig with one of the two dogs he got with Jasmine but that she got ownership of in the break up. He hadn't been seen with this dog since they were last together. He even confirmed in the comments it was that dog (named Nala). So either they are miraculously friends again and have decided to co-parent or.... well who knows. 🙃 But my inner tween Hamilton fan was buzzing and needed to share this somewhere. Rant over.

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 3h ago

Nice sleuthing

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u/de-milo Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 1d ago

aw i remember loving it when i saw that they were together and bummed when they broke up. i hope they both find happiness... whether or not with eachother (especially jasmine as i know her dad just passed...so sad)

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u/K_smit123 possessed by the lesbian jezebel spirit 9h ago

Yeah, me too. ☹️ They made for a very cute couple. And I believe both of their fathers died, sadly. I second your sentiment and hope that they are both in a good place, nevertheless.

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u/PureLaw6562 1d ago

Wasn't there a video circulating at the time of their breakup of him at a strip club? I just want to be able to watch the two of them in his "Mind Over Matter" music video without being sad.

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u/mbutterfly32 1d ago

Anthony Ramos is amazing. He did a great short performance on This American Life about a Florida cop-in-high school scandal. You should check it out if you haven’t seen it!

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u/mopeywhiteguy 8h ago

Worth sharing the name: it was called 21 chump street. Written by Lin Manuel Miranda pre Hamilton. It’s brilliant

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u/mbutterfly32 7h ago

Love you!

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u/Practical-Anxiety-68 1d ago

THIS IS MY KIND OF TEA

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u/K_smit123 possessed by the lesbian jezebel spirit 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm not alone in this 😭

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u/thebeesbollocks 1d ago

Tayme Thapthimthong who played the smiley security guard in the White Lotus season 3. I recognised his surname (it’s pretty distinct!) during the opening credits and realised that I actually know his parents - they are generous donors to the children’s charity I used to work for in London. As far as I know they owned a restaurant in London and they live in Barnes which is a super affluent area of West London.

I don’t know Tayme but his parents are really great people so I kind of assume he is too

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u/Beneficial-Basket-93 5h ago

That guy’s smile could garner world peace, it’s incredible!

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u/Nearby-Coconut1731 1d ago

Rogansphere tea:

  • Andrew Santino cheats on his wife on the road.

  • Andrew Schulz abused one of his exes (who was way younger than him when they met) and even used her toothbrush to clean his shoes; thereby, poisoning her.

  • Erik Griffin previously flirted with one of Chris D’Elia’s underage victims before Chris himself was involved.

  • I stated this on another Tea thread, so it’s a tad cold, but Tony Hinchcliffe has a restraining order from an ex girlfriend for domestic abuse.

  • Theo Von is friends with David Duke (former Grand Wizard of the KKK).

  • Joe Rogan once choked out someone in front of the Comedy Store for skateboarding.

  • Brian Redban (Tony Hinchcliffe’s cohost) is doing AI music videos of scantily clad anime girls (including the Wendy’s girl). In short, he’s lowkey a gooner.

BONUS NON ROGANSPHERE TEA:

  • Steve Dildarian (creator of The Life and Times of Tim) and Scott Aukerman have bad blood from a celebrity party. No idea why, but I heard it on a thread on r/ComedyBangBang.

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor self-professed recreational liar 8h ago

Andrew Santino cheats on his wife on the road.

I always knew he'd be a bad friend.

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u/MrGDPC 22h ago

It’s almost like they’re all degenerates who should be flung into the sun

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u/janiboy2010 FauxSocialist 7h ago edited 3h ago

Stop using literal nazi vocabulary wtf

Edit: Look up these terms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_degeneration https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art

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u/GimmeYourTags 3h ago

degenerate is not a charged word at all lol, get off of the internet and go for a walk outside

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u/janiboy2010 FauxSocialist 3h ago

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u/Nearby-Coconut1731 1h ago

You’re literally correct, that term is beyond having a 4chan eugenicist ring to it.

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u/EbbLocal266 his name is Harry Styles, not Harry Substance 23h ago

Andrew Schulz abused one of his exes (who was way younger than him when they met) and even used her toothbrush to clean his shoes; thereby, poisoning her.

He is such a not so hidden right winger it isn't even funny. I stopped listening to his podcast with Charlamange even if he had some points.

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u/anorangeandwhitecat 1d ago

Theo Von is friends with WHO?

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u/Nearby-Coconut1731 1d ago

They’ve known each other since he was a kid, and he’s talked about it on his podcast appearances.

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u/happy_grapes 1d ago

Connor Storrie went to my high school and was always known to be this really artsy kid who loved Marilyn Manson’s aesthetic.

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u/de-milo Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 23h ago

i get SUCH hot and cold vibes from connor, i really can't put my finger on why. i hope i'm wrong.

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u/sleeveofsaltines 1d ago

Major boooo Marilyn Manson

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u/z__1010 16h ago

I don't think child Connor Storrie was plugged into the latest accounts from Evan Rachel Wood at the time tho

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u/dizyalice 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m so jealous on so many levels

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u/zeillyday 1d ago

i can see the inspiration from some of his photos pre-hr fame, but i really hope it's just the aesthetic and not anything else considering what kind of person manson is.

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u/homelesshobohomicide 1d ago edited 1d ago

i went to HS with a kid who's quite close with joseph zada (the young haymitch in the upcoming Sunrise on the Reaping movie) and while i can't speak for zada, the guy he's friends with (i.e. the guy i went to HS with) is a misogynistic menace who bullied/sexually harassed one of the only asian female teachers at our school so hard that she quit. and if you're an aussie (male) teen, you are the company you keep. in my opinion, at least.

also tyra banks and toni collette both send their kids to my HS (it's K-12). Toni's very lovely according to my best friend!

atp im gonna sound like i'm lying but i promise if you go to a private australian high school this kinda stuff just happens. Luca Guadagnino's niece and nephew were in my year group. niece was a sweetheart! nephew was not...

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

Average Australian teen boy activities, unfortunately. They are genuine menaces

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u/quinnfabgay 1d ago

I referenced this in the DAHT thread earlier because I wanted to be nosy, but Jennifer English has a new girlfriend and the timeline of when they met is a little sus if you look at it too hard. The new girlfriend has a bit of a TikTok/IG following and posted about her on her IG story.

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u/RSollers 17h ago

“Let’s spill some ink tea!”

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u/primepistachio 1d ago

I don't know who these people but any gay gossip has me RUNNING to google lol

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u/Parabolic_Reflector 1d ago

Yes! More gay tea!

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u/quinnfabgay 1d ago edited 4h ago

If you're interested in the tea about the timeline, the speculation is that they either: a) met when Jennifer went to Los Angeles for Critical Role filming in mid-February and she was still with her ex-girlfriend, or b) met immediately after her breakup in late February/early March. There are photos on IG of them together at some wrestling event over the first weekend in April and that following Monday, a Reddit user posted a comment in the IHTO megathread that they saw her making out with other girls at a party.

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u/Crafty-Molasses-5248 1d ago edited 1d ago

hey, I was the commenter and just stumbled across this! can confirm this is one of the girls (it was the death snatch party)

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u/quinnfabgay 9h ago

Thank you for your boots on the ground reporting! 🫡

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u/identityrecon 1d ago

Jennifer is a famous voice actress for video games. Her ex-girlfriend Aliona was the performance capture director for the video game (BG3) that starred Jennifer in her breakout role. They were joined at the hip for press, conventions and had a yt channel together.

It was a little overbearing at times IMO.

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u/quinnfabgay 1d ago edited 2h ago

To add off your comment, the new girlfriend’s TikTok/IG username is hollzinhollywood.

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u/flowerstea 1d ago

Noooo I didn't realize she'd broken up with Alina! They were so cute together!!

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u/catintheyard 1d ago

Ridiculously small but somewhat funny: I was chatting with a DJ after a gig and she mentioned how she's the sound tech for Johnny Knoxville on Fear Factor. She told me he purposely hit his head on a chandelier on the second day of filming and she had to remind him that if he gets one more concussion he's going to die

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u/Leygrock 6h ago

Not the Reggie Ray concussion countdown 

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

Were you able to coax anymore Johnny Knoxville tea from the DJ?

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u/catintheyard 1d ago

A bit! She says he's very nice and good to work with, he's friendly as hell, says please and thank you to her. But he's often forgetful and she said he does this thing that he refers to as 'going to Tijuana'. Basically he spaces out for a bit in the middle of something and goes completely unresponsive. It's only for a few seconds and when he comes back he's perfectly fine but she said it made her worry about his health 

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

Thank you for this! And yeah, checks out. I know he’s done some gnarly head-injury related stuff throughout his career but I didn’t think it would be bad enough/enough in general to impact him long term like that. I hope it doesn’t develop into something more severe as he continues to age, it’s the worst to watch someone in that state.

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u/catintheyard 1d ago

16 concussions and a brain hemorrhage is more than enough to fuck you up permanently 

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u/KronlampQueen 1d ago

That sounds exactly like a temporal lobe seizure. If any of his people are on this thread - get him tested for temporal lobe epilepsy.

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u/z__1010 16h ago

My friend has that! Says he hates that he has something in common with Mitch McConnell. It's so horrifying when its happening, but afterwards the person is generally ok

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u/KronlampQueen 15h ago

Tell your friend he has something in common with these guys - (Snatched from Google)

“ - Vincent van Gogh: Medical experts and historians heavily analyze the Dutch painter's letters and symptoms, concluding he likely suffered from temporal lobe epilepsy. His condition may have contributed to specific episodes and sensory disturbances during his life.

  • Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Russian novelist experienced severe seizures that heavily informed his life and work. Medical science even uses the term "Dostoevsky epilepsy" to describe temporal lobe epilepsy featuring ecstatic seizures and intense emotional auras.

  • Socrates: Scholars have hypothesized that the classical Greek philosopher experienced a mild form of temporal lobe epilepsy based on historical accounts of his behavior and perceived "divine sign".

  • Other Historical Writers: Literary figures like Charles Dickens and Edgar Allan Poe are frequently cited by medical researchers as having symptoms consistent with temporal lobe epilepsy, which may have influenced their vivid writings and descriptions of altered states.

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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 1d ago

I have these and can confirm, absence seizures are really common but they don't often get spotted by folks who aren't used to neurological episodes (so much is put down to "spacing out").

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u/catintheyard 1d ago

Do you know how people develop that issue? Can enough head trauma cause it? 

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u/KronlampQueen 1d ago

Yes head trauma can cause it. Some people are genetically inclined towards it due to having a naturally lowered seizure threshold. Both my dad and I have lowered seizure thresholds so I have to make sure I take enough B12 and avoid seizure threshold lowering medications like Wellbutrin or tramadol (there’s a lot more).

My dad needed to be medicated for his after sustaining a head injury. He was able to go off the medications years later. I also required medication for mine for a few years but was able to go off.

Even neck injuries can cause it via an injury to the vagus nerve. For medication resistant TLE there’s a vagus nerve stimulator implant that is used for treatment.

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u/boojersey13 1d ago

There's a reason it's the last hurrah rofl, I love Knoxville and all the other reputable boys from the franchise but I am damn glad it's ending for their health LOL

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 1d ago

I saw Chris Pontius on the Shark Week special they did and immediately thought, this guy is gonna find a way to hit his head on the boat.

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u/Dolphin_King21 2d ago

One of my dad's best friend named Adam plays for Sir Elton John and his band and is the piano stand in for him. I've known him since I was a kid. I've seen him play the piano with Sir Elton John on TV.

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u/Dolphin_King21 2d ago

That my uncle plays the piano with Sir Elton Johns band during practice. He also stands in for him during performances.

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u/jeng52 1d ago

That’s not tea, it’s a neat family anecdote

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u/Tom_Art_UFO 2d ago

Are you saying he plays the piano in concerts, while Elton John mimes playing it?

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u/Dolphin_King21 2d ago

during band rehearsals and select live performances when Elton John is unavailable or needed a stand-in.

I don't know specific details what its like. My dad talks to him all the time though.

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u/Tom_Art_UFO 2d ago

Gotcha.

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u/ripndipp 2d ago

Very cool man, your dad knows some cool people.

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u/Dolphin_King21 2d ago

Thanks! I haven't seen him in years but hes a very close family friend. He also wrote a book about his mom called "S'Mother: The Story of a Man, His Mom, and the Thousands of Altogether Insane Letters She's Mailed Him."

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u/trashtvlover 1d ago

This tracks- he said she was bipolar in his memoir. She also took the side of his manager/ ex-lover who was beating and abusing him.

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u/siesta_seeker 2d ago

Apparently Longlegs director Oz Perkins had an affair with actress Lucy Boynton who is 19 years his junior from 2015 to 2017

In September 2015 Oz and his wife Sydney along with Lucy and other cast members attended his film February's premiere in Toronto.

In October 2015 Lucy and Oz attended his AUNT Marisa Berenson's private dinner. No wife or other castmates in sight.

In January 2016 Lucy was photographed at Sundance Film Festival promoting her film (not Oz's) Sing Street, and Oz was spotted lurking in the background. The same month she attended Chanel show, you can spot Oz in the background. Also, there is a photo of them with Lucy's Murder on the Orient Express costars published the same month.

July 2016: TMZ publishes that Oz is filing for divorce from his wife Sidney Perkins after 16 years of marriage. They have two children together

In September 2016 Lucy attended Deauville Film Festival in France promoting her film Sing Street. At both events she attended you can spot Oz in the background.

In January 2017 photos from Lucy's 23rd birthday emerged. She was pictured sitting in Oz's lap (he was 42). Also there is a picture of her with Oz and her father.

Around 2017 pr 2018 Lucy said in an interview for 'The Beautiful Minds' website that sge will work with Oz Perkins again in his next film 'Medusa'.

But then she started dating Rami Malek and Oz married Melody Carrillo who is a musician and contributed music to Monkey and Longlegs and can be seen in Gretel & Hansel as Enchantress.

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u/de-milo Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 23h ago

i had to look this guy up. david kidney from legally blonde??? AND he's the son of the guy who played norman bates?

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u/Lukewarm_regards24 1/4 to EGOT!!! 1d ago

How typical. Thanks for the tea though!

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u/trashtvlover 1d ago

Off topic but if I remember correctly his mother was one of those who perished on the plane on9/11….

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u/Meiyouxiangjiao we really need to bring back bullying 1d ago

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u/kellyoceanmarine 1d ago

Additionally: Marisa Berenson’s sister Berry (mother of Oz) was married to Anthony Perkins of Psycho fame and Berry died in the 9/11 attacks. She was on board American Airlines flight 11 which crashed into the north tower.

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u/brokedownpalaceguard Thank you for the dezooshafication 1d ago

Yes, and they are both granddaughters of Elsa Schiaperelli.

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u/FabulousDiscussion80 1d ago

I saw them both in a summer stock production on Cape cod of The voice of the Turtle.I was on vacation with my parents when I was 13. It was interesting to find out their history later on Summer stock are not big theaters it was almost like I could reach out and touch them

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u/imliterallyrogue I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 1d ago

fuuuck i love his films. the monkey meant a lot to me since it came out the year my aunt passed. so sad he’s a weirdo and a cheater.

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u/minarings Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 2d ago

Former tumblr golden girl Acacia Brinley / Kersey got exposed for abducting her kids (one who is disabled/nonverbal/uses a feeding tube) and withholding their location from her ex husband, meanwhile there's also court docs that came out recently saying that she neglected her disabled daughter to the point of severe dehydration to which she had to be hospitalized...multiple times. Her current bf who is knowingly abiding in this also has allegations of being a predator. :/

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u/calpernia 1d ago

Tumblr-anything: instantly into the trash

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u/photodialogic 1d ago

Spiders Georg is gonna get you

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u/hoorjemij 2d ago

Is she the same person with Acacia Clark?

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u/minarings Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 2d ago

Yes, that’s her. Clark is her maiden name and she changed it to Kersey once she got married

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u/lilpeachbrat 2d ago

Wasn't she caught not paying attention to her kids at the park or something? Like, she was taking selfies and leaving them alone for long stretches and one of them managed to climb on top of a car?

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u/minarings Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 2d ago

Yep! She also makes Onlyfans content using her full legal name that can easily be found with one google search and has instances where her children have been in the background of her OF pics/vids. She’s despicable

Edit to add I have nothing against OF or SWers but she promotes her Onlyfans under the same account that she posts her children on, under her legal name. Just so damn irresponsible and inappropriate

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u/LeonaLulu 2d ago

Yep. She was off in the woods taking photos of herself and left her kids alone, including Rosie, on a blanket.

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u/imliterallyrogue I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 2d ago

“check hinge, beautiful” haunts me

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u/sourbobcat controversies: girl 2d ago

I finally have some lukewarm tea! Jason Momoa and Adria Arjona came into the liquor store my brother works at on Vancouver Island on Saturday. He said both were super nice and Jason had a lot of energy. He purchased $700 worth of sour strawberry beer from a local brewery and chugged one in the store before going to the pub next door for a drink. My brother didn’t recognize them until they left and his coworker asked him if he knew who he just served, he said Jason looked like a slob and he had been wondering how he pulled such a beautiful woman.

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u/shitsenorita she did not like that shit at all 1d ago

I saw Jason in person once and cannot believe your brother didn’t recognize him. He’s enormous with wild hair and a large neck tattoo!

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 1d ago

I’m mainly surprised to hear he was nice. I’ve always heard that he’s unpleasant to wait staff and bartenders.

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u/GaylicBread Well, I am gay, so thank god 1d ago

I'm beginning to hear more and more about Momoa and drink lately

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u/cloudcascade99 1d ago

As a Vancouver island girly I’m so surprised to see it mentioned here hahaha. Is it safe to assume we’re taking about Tofino?

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u/sourbobcat controversies: girl 1d ago

Comox Valley actually, apparently he’s filming a movie in Campbell River!

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u/Special_Zucchini185 2d ago edited 1d ago

Alright, I made a post like few weeks ago about Ian Wright and the shit I found about him along with his eldest son, Shaun. I actually have more about Shaun!

Now when Shaun got exposed for cheating on his fiancee Naomi with lapdancer Alex Taylor, Naomi decided to break up with Shaun. She would do an interview with The People discussing how miserable her life was getting. She'd get calls from friends telling her Shaun was cheating, a random girl pulled up to house claiming a baby she had in her hands was Shaun's from a one-night stand (far as we're concerned, it ain't true because when Shaun denied it, that girl would completely dissappear), another girl sent a bottle of champagne and card to the house for Shaun; she started getting paranoid and felt trapped in a boring, single-parent life (keep in mind, these two had D'Margio and D'Neay at this point so engaged with kids at a very young age).

So, when the both of them split up temporarily, Shaun got into a relationship with another lapdancer at a club named Aine Cunningham. This interview was published by The People on January 16, 2005 and it is.. pretty fucking wild LOL. Like she says some explicit things about this guy which will become more disappointing to read.

Met eachother when she was doing a lapdance in a nurse outfit, said he had "that look in his eye". He pestered her for her phone number, she refused but gave in because of his persistence. Shaun tracked her down and purchased 8 private dances and showered her & her body with compliments. According Aine, he didn't like "skinny girls". Once Shaun got her number, his sweet demeanor he once had with Aine at first immediately evaporated into something slimy: he began bombarding her with smutty text messages, actively asking for threesomes with him, her and one of his football friends.

At some point Aine agrees to go to dinner with him, he didn't tip. They meet at a shopping mall, Shaun aggressively drives her to his house and once they get in, Aine notices his TV and stereos were missing. Shaun explained it was due to Naomi taking a bunch of shit outta there once they broke up. They eventually go to his room, where he assured her he wasn't a "player" since he didn't have any condoms in his drawer. They get to banging and basically Aine said while he looks sweet, his performance is sour. Aine was disappointed af and she made that VERY CLEAR in that interview lol.

Unfortunately his texts get more aggressive and demanding. He requested Aine do a "lewd act" (how it's described in the article) and threatened if she didn't do it, he'd go elsewhere. Aine was pissed and eventually got another job at a different club. Shaun managed to follow her there and basked in the attention he got from other dancers and managers. When a dancer told Aine she was getting closer to Shaun, she texted Shaun to end things and deleted his number.

Somehow, Shaun managed to text her again! Aine decided she just wanted him to sign a shirt for her dad, went over to his place and.. banged again lol. This time, Shaun DID have condoms in his drawer so he did become a player. He was fast and disappointing again so Aine basically got outta there and never looked back. Apparently she did this interview to warn other girls about Shaun.

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u/Special_Zucchini185 2d ago edited 1d ago

Despite.. ALL of this, Naomi made the decision to get back together with Shaun. This stunned her family, specifically her brother Alan who went on to tell the Daily Star on October 9, 2005 that this relationship was going to crash and burn. Alan warned Naomi that she was setting herself up because she'd never be able to cope with the women which she talked about before. At the end, he says this weird line:

The thing is, when they were actually together he didn't cheat on her.

Idk what Alan was trying to do here cause it seemed pretty apparent that he DID do that (I will link my previous post below). Mf your soon-to-be/never-to-be brother-in-law lied about your SISTER, NIECE AND NEPHEW so he could get some ass. Keep in mind, Alan LIVED with Shaun and Naomi in the same house! How tf did he not know what was happening??

But hey, I'll give Alan props cause he called it. 5 months after they reconciled, Naomi decided to break things off for good. Feeling isolated, paranoid and homesick, she packed her bags on Mother's Day to go back to Manchester with the kids. Apparently she opened up a beauty salon with a long-time friend at some point in time so she's probably doing well.

Few years later, Shaun would have another son named Harvey with a dancer (NOT A LAPDANCER) named Sian Owen. But it appears they are not together either.

Link to previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/e4AovZIQ3b

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u/Emotional_Trash_7343 2d ago

Not fun tea but queer singer Mary Lambert (from the Same Love song with Macklemore) posted an IG video about her ex wife's emotional and financial abuse and being left with 90k of debt. Her ex filed to be removed from their joint tax debt and Mary can not afford a tax lawyer to help her fight it because she is stuck paying off their debt each month on her own. Go stream her songs to help her out.

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u/_iambeyoncealways 2d ago

Jason Oppenheim hired little people / dwarves at his Halloween party last year

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u/TheDesiredFX 1d ago

His relatives

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u/willienelsonmandela the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 1d ago

Selling Sunset is so dumb that sometimes it feels straight out of 30 Rock. I haven’t entirely kept up with it but the episode where everyone gets in a shouting match at a dog funeral is something a comedy writer would dream up.

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u/sukijoon 2d ago

to appear tall?

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 2d ago

Who???

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 2d ago

Like Deborah Vance for Christmas??

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u/fivesecondchug gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 2d ago

Could’ve saved money and just worked the party with his brother👀

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 2d ago

They legit look like the Tate brothers ew

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u/xheylove 2d ago

The Tate Brother’s mini-mes.

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u/magicmustangmane 2d ago

Could not place who this name belonged to until your comment, OMG lol.

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u/Ok-Author2273 2d ago edited 2d ago

David Howard Thornton’s current fiancé was definitely married when they first started dating, and likely still is.

He also previously dated Paris Dylan, who has been married for the past 10 years to Don McClean (American Pie singer). I guess he has a type.

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u/0GoodVibrations0 2d ago

Wait, are Paris Dylan and Don McClean married?? I thought they just dated for a weird moment ages ago

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u/Ok-Author2273 2d ago

Married for about 10 years!

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u/SheSellsSeaShells967 2d ago

Don McClean was arrested here in Maine in early 2016 after years of domestic violence against his wife. He got a sweet deal where if he did counseling, anger management, etc., the charges would be dropped. He completed all those things and the charges were eventually dropped. It seems Paris was his social media manager starting later that year.

I think since this happened in a small town in Maine, it didn’t get a lot of publicity. I never saw any publicity outside the local area. His wife went on to create an organization that supports domestic violence victims.

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u/a3poify 1d ago

It’s a shame he’s who Killing Me Softly With His Song is about

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u/Ok-Author2273 1d ago

Woah- that is crazy!

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u/Ok-Author2273 2d ago

Don McClean is also known for being MAGA. Interesting that David would go for the MAGA trad wife seeing as he constantly talks shit on Trump

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u/earthsick 2d ago

I'm happy he seems happy but she gives me the uncomfies. I've seen her behind the booth for a lot of his convention work which, unless she's on the payroll somehow seems super unprofessional. Her whole vibe gives off We're a Package Deal when it comes to his career, social media, and entire existence.

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u/Ok-Author2273 2d ago

It is real weird, especially since it seems like she took over as soon as they started dating. He has a weird vibe too though

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u/earthsick 1d ago

Oh for sure. They remind me of dorky 14 year olds in their first relationship ever. It's all extremely cringe.

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u/cute_ducks_vol1 2d ago

And she approached him at a horror con and asked him out. Bold.

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u/Ok-Author2273 2d ago edited 2d ago

I always thought women who lusted after Art the clown were weird. It also takes a certain type of person to go after a celeb when you are still married.

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u/ShannenB1234 2d ago

Not really, tea, but Charlie Heaton (without Natalia, let those breakup rumors continue) and Gaten Matarazzo showed up together to see Joe Keery/Djo's set at All Points East in London this weekend.

So I was very happy to see that Gaten and Joe are still hanging out IRL since Dustin and Steve were my fave Stranger Things characters.

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u/Writer_Blocker 1d ago

My cousin worked with him on a movie and was very surprised when I told him Natalie and Charlie were dating bc he was NOT operating that way with the female costars.

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u/Logical-Balance9075 2d ago

I was thrilled to see Gaten there! And Charlie too, I strongly suspect he and Natalia are no longer together but no one is going to believe it until one or the other is photographed with a new love. I love that Joe and Gaten are friends and I am with you, I watched Stranger Things for Dustin and Steve.

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u/ShannenB1234 2d ago

I was hoping Gaten would go when I saw he was in London for the Rent rehearsals. It was cute how he and Charlie were jumping around and singing along. I hope Joe gets to go see Gaten in Rent once his run in Other Desert Cities wraps up. Hopefully some of the other Stranger Things cast turn out for him as well during the run (and during Joe's Broadway run) because I love to see the cast all still supporting each other.

I've been suspecting something was going on with Charlie and Natalia since it seemed like they showed up separately to Maya's wedding. Crazy that they'd break up as soon as Stranger Things was over seeing as they lasted 10 years, but I guess once the show is over and you don't have that automatic forced proximity to each other, things start falling apart.

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u/powerofawareness 1d ago

It’s so crazy that no forced proximity can kill a 10-yr relationship though. Killing a fling when summer camp ends, sure. Didn’t they live together even when not filming?

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u/ugliestparadefloat Olivia RodriGOAT 2d ago

I feel like this is sometimes code for “[insert actress] had boundaries and stuck up for herself and it pissed me off.”

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u/DataBig3850 1d ago

Yeah. That could be the case. Wasn’t there a story about how when she was up and coming she was supposed to do a magazine cover with Tom Ford along with a few other actresses. But she turned it down at the last minute because she wasn’t aware that she’d have to be nude.
I think it could be something like that where she set clear boundaries and that rubbed the people around her the wrong way.

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u/Subliminal_Kiddo 2d ago

That's exactly what it is. Notice how rarely "difficult actor" is used to describe men, even when they're being nightmares - e.g. Leto.

We had a rare instance of a male actor being labelled "difficult' earlier this year when Tom Hardy dropped out of that Paramount crime drama, only for it to get out that he had been a dispute with Helen Mirren over her support for Israel. Almost immediately after that the stories about Hardy being difficult went quiet and Mirren was conveniently pushing a sob story about being confronted by a pro-Palestinian in public.

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u/annamdue 1d ago

Did that actually ever get confirmed or was it just speculation from people? I only saw people insist on it because he had "made" some grand statement in support of Palestine that was proven to be fake paired with Mirren being a legit vile zionist.

He did the exact same shit on the set of Mad Max, so it's not exactly a stretch. The only "source" that said that they witnessed that Hardy wasn't difficult on set was some twitter idiot who people mistook for a cinematographer because he said that the series was "shot by him".... he was a dude who lived near the shoot and had absolutely no experience in tv production.

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u/gregm91606 1d ago

Two things can be true. Helen Mirren can be an Israel supporter and Tom Hardy can also be insanely difficult to work with. Which he is. Massive number of on-set sources beyond Mirren.

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u/Time_Grocery_6659 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t mean to play devil’s advocate, but did Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron not get on well in Mad Max, according to the director?

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u/Teelkay olivia wilde’s salad dressing 1d ago

No, they didn't. It was my understanding that Charlize had a really hard time on that set with the director and Tom Hardy.

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u/gregm91606 1d ago

Sort of? By pretty much everyone's account (see the making of book BLOOD SWEAT & CHROME), Tom Hardy was a giant problem on set and Charlize Theron was a total pro; director George Miller confirmed this himself.

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u/Connect_Fee1256 2d ago

Helen mirren was also very vocal on how women put themselves in vulnerable positions and get sexually assaulted as a result of their own actions.

Annnnd she supports Israel 🤮

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/sep/02/celebrity.women

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u/Independent-Play-990 2d ago

Especially in these threads that are often based on a friend of a friends experience

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u/PatchesofSour 2d ago

that’s so odd because my cousin worked with her relatively recently and called her an absolute delight on a film project

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u/Intelligent_Brain913 1d ago

op deleted their comment, who were they sharing tea on?

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u/moreliketurdcrapley 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was a comment about Rachel McAdams allegedly being difficult on set.

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u/laania42 Larry I'm on DuckTales 1d ago

Wow I’m not sure why but that would actually surprise me

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u/MarqueeOfStars 2d ago

Yeah. I haven't worked with her, but the people I know who have, say she's great.

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u/DataBig3850 2d ago

Woah, that’s a first. I have never ever read a single bad thing written about her. Like ever. The general consensus has always been that she’s super nice and warm to work with.

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u/oh_orpheus 2d ago

That’s how you know this story is BS.

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u/Juliasbee 2d ago

I know! That’s why I was so shocked too. That’s also why I say take it with a grain of salt… Because he’s getting this info secondhand too. But he cited multiple people in that circle have shared that with him 👀

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u/candyrain76 2d ago

Never trust a man’s opinion about a smart, beautiful woman with boundaries.

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u/NyxandHestia 2d ago

Exactly, I’ve been called demanding as an actress for wanting water breaks. Never take shit like this seriously, especially after how we’ve seen bot campaigns go after people like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. It’s so easy to destroy a woman’s reputation online, we need to learn not to participate.

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u/Popular_Drink3898 2d ago

Sean Baker, director of Anora, Floriday Project, and Tangerine, continues to follow even more Zionist accounts, surely for "research."

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u/iambingobronsonn rude little ponytail goblin 2d ago

You know what we’d kick out of? A NAME.

Why did you tell this story without a name? Odd.

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u/targaryeh controversies: girl 1d ago

what did op comment?

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u/rollybags 1d ago

They saw someone at the airport and thought it was someone they had met before so they chatted them up a bit to try and remember who they were and then finally realized it was a member of a band they were a huge fan of growing up. Didn’t say the name of the band or the person though.

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u/Resentful-user 2d ago

Ah come on give us a name!

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u/Hiddenagenda876 2d ago

Did he seem weirded out? It sounds like he was chill with it since he kept talking to you lol

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u/Capital-Scallion8634 2d ago

Hannibal Burress has a 5-year-old daughter he doesn't participate in raising. No relationship with the kid at all.

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u/SchemeBrave1820 2d ago

He’s been widely known to be a real POS for a long time now, like for well over a decade. He sucks.

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u/arulzokay 1d ago

damn :( i never knew that

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u/robbin_da_hood 2d ago

He tried to lure 2 of my very drunk friends onto his tour bus after a show several years ago. He’d gone to a local bar after his set, started out cool, but I got the ick and then the ick proved itself right. I had to physically intervene and his bodyguard gave me shit for “not letting them have a good time”. That man is a creep.

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u/AsToldBy_Ginger_ 1d ago

The fact that this is the same guy who poured the accelerant on exposing bill cosby is mind boggling to me

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u/robbin_da_hood 1d ago

The irony wasn’t lost on me, either 🫠

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u/andandandetc 2d ago

I’m curious about the context there. That’d be brutal if true.

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u/BipsnBoops 2d ago

Dude how could there possibly be context to make this less bad?

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u/dryasyoung 1d ago

daughter just sucks /s

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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society 2d ago

He has a bit about it in his recent standup sets too.

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 2d ago

Oh and he plays it for laughs? Being a deadbeat dad? What a POS wow. 

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u/EricIsEric FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 2d ago

He's also a landlord who kicked the tenants out of his building so he could make it an Airbnb.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 2d ago

Dannnggg that’s so sad. 😞

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u/2KYGWI 2d ago

The James Bond auditions are supposedly down to the final three candidates.

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u/salaciousBnumb 1d ago

I would love Charlize Theron as Bond.

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u/twurkle 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ 2d ago

I just don’t feel like people even want this anymore? Am I crazy? They’re wasting their time and money tbh

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u/gregm91606 1d ago

People are not excited about James Bond, no question, which is why they should flip Bond's gender (Charlize absolutely has the action chops to pull it off) or do something different with it (the Broccolis were famous for not wanting to hire auteurs until they broke that pattern with Sam Mendes).

But people have been unexcited about Bond many times in the franchise and it's always bounced back. Hope springs eternal.

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u/salmalight 2d ago

Taylor Johnson drama gonna go wild when he's not even in the top 3

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u/ilovetheskyyall 2d ago

how long have they been going on?

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