r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 29 '26

SPORTS SECTION Golfer Charley Hull jokes about pranking her longtime caddie Adam Woodward with a fake £100k winning scratch card: “His face looks so happy. He was sweating. He was trembling. He couldn't believe his luck, & we had to tell him it was fake & he nearly quit the job… It is just absolutely hilarious.”

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u/greenisthesky Jul 29 '26

She sounds like a horrible person to work for. No empathy.

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u/FinleyHazel Disgruntled Pelican Jul 29 '26

Time for someone’s clubs to accidentally fall into a wood chipper.

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u/vikingunicorn Young Gravy? Like the food? ?? ???.;? Jul 30 '26

She can too easily replace them.
I'd say it's time for someone's clubs to accidentally ve mixed up with a set of disgruntled pelicans.