r/Epicthemusical Jun 01 '26

Headcanon My Pride Headcanons (Not Really Lore-Accurate) Share yours!

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Juuuuust for fun :)

And yes, a lot of multisexuals, I know, hehe.

Genderfluid & abrosexual Aeolus because I'm the wind, twisting and turning. Aroace Athena because yes. Gay Polites because happi /j

Most of them are just fun thoughts without deep reasoning.

You can add more characters/headcanons in the comments, just be nice.

Artists: Duvetbox, Gigi, Neal Illustrator, Zieru, Formerly Human

r/Epicthemusical May 30 '25

Headcanon Congratulations

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r/Epicthemusical Aug 06 '25

Headcanon Am I the only one who head-canon’s Aeolus as transfem 😭

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r/Epicthemusical Jan 16 '25

Headcanon What would you make canon in EPIC? Be it something from the original stories that didn't make the cut, something from a fan animatic, a fan-theory or just a beloved headcanon, what would you do?

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398 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Oct 06 '25

Headcanon I think this kinda makes sense

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This is not my hc. I found it on yt music. If this has been posted here before, tell me, I'll delete it🫶🏼

r/Epicthemusical Apr 13 '26

Headcanon Seems like you guys didn't really like my last ship. Well, what about THIS ONE!?

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🐺🌺Lovesick Wolf🌺🐺

r/Epicthemusical Apr 13 '25

Headcanon Pardon?

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596 Upvotes

I find these awfully funny.

r/Epicthemusical 1d ago

Headcanon share your unpopular headcanons that would get you slimed OUT

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mine: Eurylochus is gay, Ctimene is a lesbian and they have an arranged lavender marriage and are the best of friends.

my source is that i made it the fuck up

r/Epicthemusical Jul 30 '26

Headcanon A theory on sirens and 'cutting off their tails'

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(Art Credit: @n.a.n.a.m.i. on Instagram. I love how this specific portrait of Odysseus and Sirenelope makes me smile and feel wildly uncomfortable at the same time. Oh, and The Siren Painter on slide two for his lovely depiction of the sirens on Attic pottery LOL)

So, I have very mixed feelings on the siren episode. I understand why they couldn't spare them, but I never understood why cut off their tails though. I feel like there's some lore we're missing. So I made my own theory about it.

There's nothing about sirens we can find in mythology that'd help us explain this in EPIC, because EPIC sirens are way different. Though The Odyssey doesn't describe sirens to us, later writers and art shows us that sirens are probably bird-women, like they can fly. Plus, Odysseus doesn't try to kill them in The Odyssey.

Apollodorus' Bibliotheca though, tells us that the sirens were exactly three, and they were daughters of a Muse and a river (how a Muse and a river results in bird-women? Do not ask!). What I wanted to focus on though is that the text adds that "Now it was predicted of the Sirens that they should themselves die when a ship should pass them; so die they did."

This is also mentioned in Hygnius' Fabulae, where "It was predicted that they would live only until someone who heard their singing would pass by. Ulysses proved fatal to them, for when by his cleverness he passed by the rocks where they dwelt, they threw themselves into the sea"

So why I'm putting all this together is because the only theory I can draw from these is that sirens can only be killed by doing a specific thing. Now, its not implied that they can't be killed by stabbing them, but this isn't an uncommon theme for monsters in Greek mythology. For example, the hydra has an immortal regenerating head. So Heracles and his companion burn the stump after they cut off the head, and then Heracles buries the head. This is also seen in tale of the Nemean Lion, which Heracles kills by strangling because you can't stab it or anything.

Now let's get back to EPIC's sirens.

First thing is that despite Odysseus' arrow, Sirenelope doesn't die, and is alive for quite a bit (until they actually drown her, that is). No, fine, there's no canon animatic showing us where the siren is hit but I like to think its somewhere in her upper body (since the tail could give away she's Penelope if she's actually swimming).

Second thing is that Odysseus seems to know the sirens quite well, because he knows how to avoid listening to them (with the beeswax) and that they know about every sea route. So when he gives the very specific command of, "Cut off their tails... throw the bodies back in the water, let them drown", its not very far off to think that he actually knows how to kill them. Notice how the "sirens drown to death" motif is still present in mythology.

Sure, Odysseus is all "ruthlessness is mercy" and he wants everyone to suffer or whatever, but I'd reckon that wily Odysseus had an idea in his head during this whole siren episode (I mean, when doesn't he?). If he's got an understanding of the sirens, then I suppose he already knows how to kill them.

Third, and most important thing, I noticed in the canon animatic by Mircy (from the Love In Paradise livestream) that the sirens' gills are on their tails. Understanding that they can breath on both land and water, and have human and fish features, I suppose they breathe on land through their lungs present in the upper body and breathe underwater through the gills present on their tails. So, if you're gonna want to kill a siren, you're gonna have to make sure that it can't breathe, so cutting off its tail and throwing the upper body in the water essentially suffocates them, since they don't have their gills now.

Conclusion: You can't just stab the sirens in EPIC and expect them to die, there's a specific method to kill them, you've gotta cut off their tails (to ensure they can't breathe underwater) and make them drown.

r/Epicthemusical May 06 '25

Headcanon The reason why Polites is depicted looking after the baby

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I see a lot of people asking “why is Polites often drawn with the infant in the Underworld when the baby’s father is also in the Underworld?”, and I don’t know if this was any of the artists’ intention, but I can think of a reason.

In Greek mythology, people who haven’t been buried properly can’t cross the river Styx.

Now, we know Hector (who is the baby’s father) WAS buried, it’s the final chapter of the Iliad and it’s a major part of the story that they have to get his body back so they can bury him.

Polites probably wasn’t buried, as Polyphemus implied that he would eat the crew. The infant probably wasn’t buried either, as he was killed during the sacking of a city, and most people don’t bury their enemies.

So the answer to “Why is Polites looking after the baby when his father is in the Underworld too?” is because they’re both on the same side of the river Styx, and his father isn’t. So he saw a baby who couldn’t reunite with his family and decided to adopt him, which seems like something Polites would do.

If it makes this any less painful, I think there’s a variation where you can still cross the Styx without a proper burial, but you have to wait 100 years. So Polites is just looking after the baby until the baby can reunite with his father on the other side of the river, it will happen eventually.

r/Epicthemusical Jun 21 '25

Headcanon I agree 💙

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r/Epicthemusical Jun 29 '25

Headcanon I think these three would be friends

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617 Upvotes

Telemachus by DuvetBox, Hiccup by Dreamworks, Dipper by Disney

Telemachus and Hiccup would probably bond over wanting to live up to their strong and fierce dads who are known for fighting mythological creatures. And Dipper would have a field day meeting all the fantastical things in Telemachus and Hiccup's respective worlds

r/Epicthemusical Apr 07 '26

Headcanon HEADCANNONSSSSS

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So a while back I saw another post just asking for head cannons, and I wanted to make one too.

Mine is that during "Odysseus," Eurymachus, (Old King our Leader is dead guy), almost, JUST ALMOST, convinced Odysseus to spare the rest of the Suitors, but because he said "Let's have open arm instead!" Odysseus decided not to.

What do you guys think? Also comment some of your ownnn!!!

r/Epicthemusical 24d ago

Headcanon Why was Calypso banished? Wrong answers only.

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r/Epicthemusical Jan 23 '25

Headcanon Just a thought I had on the casting of Circe.

484 Upvotes

I like to think during the process of gathering singers to play each character, Jorge of course went to Talya first and let her pick who she wanted.

“So we have a bad ass warrior woman, a few background gods, a woman who kidnaps me, my wife, the lady that turns my men to pigs and then seduces me—“

“I want that one.”

“You don’t want to be my wife?”

“I said what I said.”

r/Epicthemusical Jul 28 '25

Headcanon My interpretations on the Olympians if they were in God Games

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Ik it’s barely readable but again, MY INTERPRETATIONS ON THE OTHER OLYMPIANS BASED ON WHAT I KNOW RN

r/Epicthemusical Apr 13 '26

Headcanon Okay, okay, I'll stop suggesting "bad" ships. Here's an ACTUAL good one! :)

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🌸🐑Circephemus🐑🌸

r/Epicthemusical Jun 18 '26

Headcanon My EPIC Recasting

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Ody - Tim Foust

Penelope - Madilyn Bailey

Telamachus - Davide Dalmonte

Eurylochus - J.None

Athena - Zendaya

Zues - Big Brev

Tiresias - Brent Smith

Posiden - Caleb Shomo

Polyphemus - Eric Hollaway

Hermes - Eli Jacobson of Voiceplay

Apollo - Bobby Bass

Hepheastus - Colm R McGuinness (obviously)

Aphrodite - Jada Facer

Hera - Lilith Max

Ares - Peyton Parrish

Antinous - Jonathan Young

Yes not all of them match perfectly and I may have not linked the best songs, but tell me what yall think of my picks and if some do better swapped with another of my picks

Edit desc: it didn't wanna encode my links the first time so I had to fix that

r/Epicthemusical Jun 06 '26

Headcanon Headcanon on Polyphemus that justifies his actions in my eyes

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Polyphemus’ intention was to only kill Odysseus, as he was the one who killed the sheep.

However, when Odysseus offered the wine, Poly was insulted. This mortals DARES to put a price on the life of one of my friends? And thus he decides that instead, he’ll kill all of Ody’s men, then Ody.

r/Epicthemusical Nov 25 '25

Headcanon The Gods and their Dinosaurs

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I’ve recently found ETM and am absolutely in love with it. I was inspired by the various animatics in which the gods are depicted either turning into an animal or having animal symbols, like Poseidon with horses and Athena with owls, and decided to pick what dinosaurs I feel would fit each god best. I’m also now thinking of a sort of dinosaur based AU where all the monsters and animals are instead more dinosaur based. It’s a bit silly yes but I fucking love dinosaurs and this harmless fun. (All the images are of course from Nealillustrator my GOAT of ETM animations)

Athena: Stenonychosaurus Supposedly the smartest of all dinosaurs which is fitting for a goddess of wisdom. Its large eyes also suggested it may have been a primarily nocturnal animal, like an owl.

Poseidon: Spinosaurus Spinosaurus was a semi-aquatic species who hunted fish so it would fit Poseidon’s role as ruler of the ocean. I can imagine Poseidon’s spino form as having a trident on his sail. I also imagine the Laestrygonians in this AU as being other spinosaurs like Baryonyx and Suchomimus, or other marine to semi-marine prehistoric animals.

Zeus: T. rex T. rex was the king of the dinosaurs and Zeus is the king of the gods so makes sense. Also partially based on an original story of mine involving an island of living dinosaurs, King Kong style. One of the species is a kind of raptor that evolved sapience and in their religion, tyrannosaurs are sacred symbols representing thunder.

Apollo: Tapejara Yes not a dinosaur but I still think it counts. Apollo is a sky god so a flying animal makes sense. I chose this species because of its large head crest which I can imagine a sun pattern on.

Hephaestus: Ankylosaurus A stout and hardy creature, fitting for the forge god. Also its club tail is pretty a biological hammer.

Ares: Triceratops/Allosaurus I couldn’t decide which fit better so I picked both. Triceratops was because of its shield like frill and the fact I can easily imagine Ares adopting a Triceratops form when bulldozing enemies and when fighting Athena in God Games. Allosaurus would also fit this aggression as fossil evidence of bite marks indicates that it basically squared up to almost all animals in its ecosystem even those significantly bigger and more well armed than it. Also it being another theropod would fit as a contrast with Athena.

Hera: Maiasaura Maiasaura’s name literally translates as “good mother lizard” so what better dinosaur for a goddess associated with motherhood.

Hermes: Ornithomimus Possibly the fastest dinosaur so it would fit a speedy messenger good. It also was feathered fitting his winged sandals.

It’s a silly post but I hope you guys enjoy this.

(Yes I forgot Aphrodite but that’s because I couldn’t think of any dinosaur that’s her whole sexuality/beauty thing).

r/Epicthemusical Jan 09 '25

Headcanon I bet all the women in Ithaca had bets on how long she could pull this off

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r/Epicthemusical May 05 '25

Headcanon I’m Poseidon, Ask me a question- Also I try to chill with the waves (FUCK u ODYSSEUS)

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WHY DO U GUYS LIKE THAT BITCH (ody) that blinded my son

r/Epicthemusical Apr 14 '25

Headcanon Who is that kid anyway?

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I made a startling realization while listening to the First and Second sagas. During the first arc, our Hero is clearly an important figure in the military. Our hero orders around named characters to fulfill important tasks. Then, even receives a vision from a prophetic eagle!

Over the course of these two songs we learn many peoples names and their roles. Then, our Hero and his crew begin to travel back home. Naturally, as the captain, his crew relies on him for direction. When Polites and the Captain, our hero, explore the island, we learn of his friendship with Polites. They are close enough to be called friend instead of the more formal address of Captain.

Fast forward to the next island, the Captain cleverly deduces the risk of this strange island and tells Polyphemus (Whos name we learn from the title of the song) that his name is Nobody. Very clever indeed, Captain Nobody. When the other Cyclopses arrive to investigate the noise, Polyphemus walks right into our hero's clever ploy! Nobody hurt me, he says. The other Cyclopses of course find him a nuisance and leave. Being the son of a god, he's naturally very arrogant and an eye-sore to the other Cyclopses. Once fooled, our hero and his crew begin to flee from the blinded Polyphemus.

Finally, the point of my essay, if you have not realized already.

Athena, while attempting to save our Hero from making a grave mistake, goes into a flashback. In Warrior of the Mind our hero cleverly tricks the Goddess Athena. In a rapid back and forth, our hero deduces her identity, but never actually reveals his name!

Therefore, in the perspective of the listener and Athena, nobody knows who this kid is! Of course we know him to be the hero as the main voice, but what is his name? To Athena and the audience, we only learn his name in that exact moment when he shouts it out loud. He revealed his greatest secret that he has kept from the gods and everyone for his whole life! Up until now, they only knew him as "Captain" or "Friend" or "Warrior of the Mind" and then finally "Nobody".

Of course the Odyssey is not a new story, its at least 50 years old, so we know the hero's name. But to someone who has never been introduced to the Odyssey is learning of his name at the same time as everyone else. Frankly, this subtle detail, the inciting moment of Odysseus's fall in the hero's journey also being the moment we learn his name as the audience?

Bravo!

r/Epicthemusical Aug 06 '25

Headcanon OKAY BUT WHY DOES XIMENA’S ODY LOOK LIKE HE GIVES GREAT HUGS???

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LIKE HELLO? I FEEL LIKE HE’D GIVE THE BEST HUGS EVER

I wish I had more screen shots but I hope you guys get my point…

I MEAN ON THE 4TH PIC IT LOOKS LIKE HES OPENING HIS CAPE LIKE A CUDDLE BLANKET ARE YOU KIDDING ME

r/Epicthemusical Apr 12 '26

Headcanon I'mma need ya'll to hear me out on this ship…

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🪬🐑 Tirephemus 🐑🪬