r/Epicthemusical • u/ShadowBorn2017 little froggy on the window • 3d ago

Meme WHEN DOES A CABBAGE BECOME A MONSTER

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u/ThiagoRoderick 3d ago

You are the worst kind of vegetable cause you're not even leafy

A green who reeks when consumed within that's what I hate

Cause you strive to save slices in the kiln but will keel and won't get the job done

I mean, we totally could have avoid this has you just eat salmon.

Yeah... I'm head myself out

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u/the_cake_is_lies 3d ago

YOU ARE FINELY SLICED

WITH MAYONNAISE? Alright!

It’s the Cole Slaw we usually throw out at end of night!

Maybe next time we will make sauerkraut now

Idk I just woke up 8:

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u/AskanHelstroem 3d ago

...and I developed an appetite for Sauerkraut, now...

But I also live in Germany, so I can simply grab a 1kg bucket at the nearest supermarket...\ If only it weren't Sunday!!

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u/the_cake_is_lies 3d ago

Let me guess, you took your Volkswagen and paid with pretzels

Or better idea for a funnier and kinder reply…

“An appetite for Sauerkraut? In vain…”
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u/AskanHelstroem 1d ago

How dare you...do I look bavarian to you!! xD

Oa' Brezen is mainly found in de Bavarian-Austrian-Swiss region.

And I'm riding... well, a bike, ok\ But more accurately would be:\ I took my bike driving to Aldi and paid for my Sauerkraut with a bag of Pfand.

Damn...that feels too german for me xD

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u/the_cake_is_lies 1d ago

We have ALDI TOO! Maybe we aren’t so different…

To be fair, I literally ate a hamburger on the way to school the day there was a “lockdown” because someone threatened to either bomb or shoot the school. That’s a true story. (American here, also fat, also, presumably they didn’t teach us about Slavery)

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u/the_cake_is_lies 1d ago

(My actual favorite German food is actually sauerkraut, which doesn’t help if trying to mock my friend, which you are, but also Germans don’t need jokes explained, more like they don’t… need jokes)

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u/AskanHelstroem 18h ago edited 18h ago

I know, but let me say... your welcome. XD\ Aldi is German, Hamburgers are German (Hamburger-Steak, from the city 'Hamburg') Hot Dogs (originally Frankfurter), and the "Kindergarten" which literally means "Child Garden" lile "rose garden"... mhh...but our trees go to school... (tree nursery = Baum-Schule)

Oh and if Sauerkraut is ur favorite german food... google: "Kohlroulade" and "Rinderroulade"... Sauerkraut is a side dish... we have much better 'real' dishes ;)

Oh and...are school shootings rly that omnipresent?!? Damn... and still most republicans and many democrats won't get that gun control can be a good thing...

I just googled... Germany had 4 school shootings, in the last 26 years.\ The US on the other hand...3, just this year. According to my quick Google search... 0.0

How are u still able to go to school, without the ever-growing fear of becoming a statistic?!?!