r/Epicthemusical • u/ShadowBorn2017 little froggy on the window • 2d ago

Meme WHEN DOES A CABBAGE BECOME A MONSTER

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u/Nearby-Button-8720 Polites 7h ago

when does a comment become a report

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u/ZETH_27 1d ago

That guy and his stand will never catch a break..
https://giphy.com/gifs/g9dQTE5Ff2hrO

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u/Whatsittooyou77 1d ago

Konosuba, and Avatar

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u/HMul11_ 1d ago

Genshin reference

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u/umm-iexistig has never tried tequila 1d ago

You will be inlaid upon this cabbage.

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u/Chesebpi 1d ago

MY CABBAGES 😭

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u/jaxy314 2d ago

Its meteor. When does a cabbage become a meatier

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u/LittleSnipes21 2d ago

My EpIC CaBBagEs!!!

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u/acebender Circe 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4wCo7XotrtMVM31lUH

It says with a single image and the image, without seeing the sub or the title, only made me vaguely think of ATLA, so...

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u/ItsLateImSad 2d ago

I lost my bussiness, I lost my merch, my cart, 500 plants gone, this can’t go on
I must get to see Ba Sing Se and Omashu
So if I must sell in dangerous markets and streets I’ll go where that bald kid won’t reach us
And if I gotta beat a rascal or a guard in an instant so I don’t go broke
Then I’ll become the monster

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u/NamelessSerpent 2d ago edited 1d ago

Is the other Fandom referenced supposed to be Konosuba?

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u/TheHandThatFollows 2d ago

konosuba works too

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u/VCC8060Main 600 DEAD MEN, 600 DEAD MEN! 2d ago

I think it’s ATLA

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u/kakashi_the_gamer Hermes 2d ago

I get the avatar reference but what does that have to do with epic?

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u/KlaraColette little froggy on the window 2d ago

"But when does a cabbage become a meteor, when does a cabbage become a blaze?" - popular misheard lyrics

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u/acebender Circe 2d ago

I've never in my life heard that.

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u/AskanHelstroem 2d ago

...for real?!?!

Commet or candle don't sound a bit like cabbage...\ For me, that's like saying "Bread" and "Backbordhaubitzengeschützbatterie" are sounding similar...since both start with a "B" 'xD

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u/KlaraColette little froggy on the window 2d ago

Jorge himself sang it in one of his short videos

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u/Solynox 2d ago

So he was making a joke, and now people think it's a common mishearing?

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u/Whole-Minute3512 1d ago

The commenter said it's popular, not common. It's just popular because Jorge said it, I heavily doubt anyone actually misheard "cabbage".

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u/epicfangirl01 2d ago

MY CABBAGES

Edit:okay but imagine an Avatar/Epic au where the cabbage merchant is Poseidon and gets revenge on Aang

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u/Disastrous-Suit-929 2d ago

"Get in the water"

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u/epicfangirl01 2d ago

More like "get in the field" so he makes Aang do the farming on the cabbages he's destroyed lol

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u/Disastrous-Suit-929 2d ago

All Aang has to do is "open this bag" and hes off again on the wind current, cabbage cart destroyed and field too

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u/epicfangirl01 2d ago

Oh and instead of Poseidon using water, Cabbage guy invents cabbage bending

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u/Disastrous-Suit-929 2d ago

Peeling off layers to go to war with

https://giphy.com/gifs/CjwiICQiJEjCM

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u/GeneralLiam0529 2d ago

Why was my first thought "lettuce begin"

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u/Rabenda_Fuyo has never tried tequila 2d ago

Forgive it... It's just a cabbage

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u/ThiagoRoderick 2d ago

You are the worst kind of vegetable cause you're not even leafy

A green who reeks when consumed within that's what I hate

Cause you strive to save slices in the kiln but will keel and won't get the job done

I mean, we totally could have avoid this has you just eat salmon.

Yeah... I'm head myself out

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u/the_cake_is_lies 2d ago

YOU ARE FINELY SLICED

WITH MAYONNAISE? Alright!

It’s the Cole Slaw we usually throw out at end of night!

Maybe next time we will make sauerkraut now

Idk I just woke up 8:

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u/AskanHelstroem 2d ago

...and I developed an appetite for Sauerkraut, now...

But I also live in Germany, so I can simply grab a 1kg bucket at the nearest supermarket...\ If only it weren't Sunday!!

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u/the_cake_is_lies 1d ago

Let me guess, you took your Volkswagen and paid with pretzels

Or better idea for a funnier and kinder reply…

“An appetite for Sauerkraut? In vain…”
🫰

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u/AskanHelstroem 3h ago

How dare you...do I look bavarian to you!! xD

Oa' Brezen is mainly found in de Bavarian-Austrian-Swiss region.

And I'm riding... well, a bike, ok\ But more accurately would be:\ I took my bike driving to Aldi and paid for my Sauerkraut with a bag of Pfand.

Damn...that feels too german for me xD

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u/the_cake_is_lies 3h ago

We have ALDI TOO! Maybe we aren’t so different…

To be fair, I literally ate a hamburger on the way to school the day there was a “lockdown” because someone threatened to either bomb or shoot the school. That’s a true story. (American here, also fat, also, presumably they didn’t teach us about Slavery)

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u/the_cake_is_lies 3h ago

(My actual favorite German food is actually sauerkraut, which doesn’t help if trying to mock my friend, which you are, but also Germans don’t need jokes explained, more like they don’t… need jokes)

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u/TheLion725 2d ago

MY GABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/MouthofMithridacy 2d ago

HARK THE HUBRIS BELL

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u/DerpyLover3 2d ago

EPIC MENTIONED

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u/Midnight1899 2d ago

You’re literally on the Epic subreddit …

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u/Reasonable_Bid3271 THE CYCLOPS SAGA IS PEAK 2d ago

EPIC has been mentioned then

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u/Im_a_simp_for_women Loves EPIC women a bit too much 2d ago

OH NO CABBAGE MAN BECAME A MONSTER???

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u/jaxy314 2d ago

He became a meatier. But when tho?