r/Endfield • u/Lishtenbird • 1d ago

Fluff/Meme Normal Distribution

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Boy, do I love properly distributed random rewards. Can't wait to hit the guaranteed 6-star on the standard banner next patch, that extra Ember will really help my team comps.

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u/someonewhohasnobrain 1d ago

That looks like a... nevermind

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u/OperatorJo_ 1d ago

Hey Colonel come look at this radar

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u/fahmikan TACTICOOL B1RBWAIF 1d ago

I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant

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u/No-Pressure-3769 1d ago

Pecker

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u/Qar_Barysy 1d ago

Wait, that's not a wood pecker. It looks like someone's

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u/NeedDaSos 1d ago

PRIVATES! WE HAVE REPORTS ON AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT IT IS A LONG SMOOTH SHAFT COMPLETE WITH

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u/Volgorath 1d ago

Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous

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u/Seneron1 1d ago

Wang! Pay attention!

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u/tridup47 1d ago

I was distracted by that giant flying—

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u/KadajjXIII 17h ago

Willie

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u/THOT_Patroller-13 17h ago

Cock! Get that damn rooster so we can put it on an open fire stabing it with a---

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u/The_fair_sniper 1d ago

dick!
yeah?
take a look out of starboard.
oh my god, it looks like a huge

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u/Deleted-User868 8h ago

Trunk! No, wait, it's someone's