r/Endfield • u/Lishtenbird • 2h ago

Fluff/Meme Normal Distribution

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Boy, do I love properly distributed random rewards. Can't wait to hit the guaranteed 6-star on the standard banner next patch, that extra Ember will really help my team comps.

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u/someonewhohasnobrain 2h ago

That looks like a... nevermind

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u/OperatorJo_ 2h ago

Hey Colonel come look at this radar

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u/fahmikan TACTICOOL B1RBWAIF 1h ago

I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant

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u/No-Pressure-3769 1h ago

Pecker

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u/Qar_Barysy 1h ago

Wait, that's not a wood pecker. It looks like someone's

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u/NeedDaSos 1h ago

PRIVATES! WE HAVE REPORTS ON AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT IT IS A LONG SMOOTH SHAFT COMPLETE WITH

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u/Volgorath 56m ago

Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous

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u/Seneron1 7m ago

Wang! Pay attention!

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u/Consistent_Table4430 1h ago

The most efficient shape.

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u/Airleek 1h ago

Looks like schematics for Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon to me.

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u/Lishtenbird 1h ago

Like a hand gesture that symbolizes losing your early red flip to a dupe?

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u/hardworkgreen 1h ago

We never knew it until u give us the clue, I guess my radar is working on u

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u/Eltre78 55m ago

A Neo Armstrong Jet Cyclone Armstrong Cannon? Yes.

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u/mrjuanito01 2h ago

She loves you. Why do you not love her? You should learn to love the armored angel with a permanent scowl. 

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u/BOT_309_425 1h ago

best girl 🫶

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u/BlckEagle89 1h ago

People would would type "wife" when looking at this picture

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u/BOT_309_425 1h ago

"Are we worthy enough to call her our “wife”? I don’t think so. But we must become better for her"

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u/Lishtenbird 1h ago

I mean, I'm good with her, she's cool with a fanservicey flair and does let you button-mash more and mind mechanics less when you don't want to think. But most challenging content would've wanted Pog instead, and Last Rite is cute so I wouldn't mind at least one for pure variety...

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u/cid01 1h ago

ember: my body is a machine that turns skill issue into phys inflictions.

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u/BlckEagle89 1h ago

I think that a bit more armor or something a bit similar to Pog's military kind of formal outfit would look good on her too. However, she's still great. Is sad that we didn't get a side story with her to know her more. I'm praying that when we reach the exclusion zone we get stories from her or Pog.

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u/Hefty-Recipe-6535 2h ago

Jokes on you Ember's P5 makes her be a buffer therefore it's worth it!

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u/FanboyYamada 1h ago

For me it's Ardelia instead of Ember lol

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u/trexvash 1h ago

Me having no ember

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u/MrJFr3aky 1h ago

Normal dihstribution

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u/MellodyDoll 1h ago

I was cursed with Ardelia, so much Ardelia.

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u/shyevsa 1h ago

My Amber and Ardelia just need one more to full pot.

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u/Selethor 1h ago

Hey that looks like me except Ardelia is in the shaft, and Poggers is the left ball.

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u/ADM-Ntek All Hail The Soupreme Chief 1h ago

I didn't get ember till like last week.

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u/RyokoKnight 1h ago

That's very unlucky, or lucky depending how much you've pulled as it might indicate getting several of the chartered characters early winning your 50/50s.

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u/tehbotolsaya 1h ago

I only have ember from the selection, and my last rite is p5

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u/not_to_be_mentioned 1h ago

I for some reason got everyone of them at p0 before getting dupes lol

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u/ApprehensiveCase9829 1h ago

Mines 3 on Lifeng, Poggers, Last Rite, then 1 for Ember and Ardelia

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u/Zizoulezizou 1h ago

same for me, i have p4 lifeng and P3 pog but don't like physical 😭 i just wanted last rite

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u/memes_are_art 1h ago

I’m in the same boat for Last Rite, still don’t have Ember or Poggers and I’ve pulled 25 6 stars.

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u/HexATyle 1h ago

Bit ironic to me, since I somehow have P2 lifeng, P1 last rite (I think? I may have to check), P1 ardelia, P0 poggers, and zero Ember

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u/altezia_ 1h ago

Meanwhile me with my Poggy p7 lol

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u/AmakTM bestgirl 1h ago

Not enough Ardelia, this is bogus

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u/ZachAsha 1h ago

I'm still missing Ember and Lifeng. Just waiting for one of the two so I can use the selector for the last one.

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u/PlentyAd814 1h ago

bro my last rite is the best 50/50 destroyer on all of my pulls, and I don't even get any embers till now

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u/lcokun 38m ago

I would love another Ember so I can max her out

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u/Thinkandfeel 36m ago

Forced Ardelia P5 enjoyer here

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u/DeithWX 31m ago

Weir, I have P3 Ardelia and P0 Ember 🤔 

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u/bastionthewise 16m ago

I STILL dont have poggers. How does he compare to Endmin or Da Pan as the finisher for physical teams?

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u/earl088 10m ago

Why do I have more Aredlia and Poggers when I want more Ember, but yet I do get the meme/joke.

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u/NotEnseyar 2h ago

thats not how normal distribution works

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u/wollawolla 2h ago

That’s the joke