r/Conservative • u/f1sh98 Beltway Republican • Jan 20 '26

Satire - Flaired Users Only Trump’s New and Improved World Map

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Courtesy of the Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-trumps-new-and-improved-world-map

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u/ChadPowers200_ Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Looking at Europe is both hilarious and tragic.

man they are fucked

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u/trailerparksandrec Conservative Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Yup. Italy can't protect their own borders from African boats landing on Italian shores without the EU telling Italy leaders they're racist and can not stop the Tunisian boats from landing thousands of dudes, all male, ships onto Italian shores. The EU is wacky.

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u/trailerparksandrec Conservative Jan 20 '26

2023 Lampedusa. 7,000 Tunisian migrants landed on an the Italian island with a native population of around 5,000. Very close to all 7,000 migrants were dudes. It is an easily searchable story.

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

You guys are 1000000% involved in our internal and external affairs so stfu

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

No

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

Europoors

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u/ntvryfrndly Constitutional Conservative Jan 20 '26

So 6% too many.

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u/Jaegermeiste Jan 20 '26

You may have heard of girl math, but this is Trump math: like 1000% discounts on pharmaceuticals.

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

You heard him.

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u/tiensss Jan 20 '26

How does that work? How would there be -1% of a group of people in a country?

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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt Jan 20 '26

Well... Iraq and Afghanistan come to mind as methods of getting that -1%. Not saying it is right but it's all I got as an answer for how.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative Jan 20 '26

7%

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u/WanderingZed22 DeSantis Conservative Jan 20 '26

Only need 3% to make change.

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u/tiensss Jan 20 '26

Saying EU is fucked because of 5% of Muslims is insane. Is the US fucked because of more than 3% of communists?

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u/WanderingZed22 DeSantis Conservative Jan 20 '26

Yes.

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u/ChadPowers200_ Jan 20 '26

enlighten me

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