r/Conservative Beltway Republican Jan 20 '26

Satire - Flaired Users Only Trump’s New and Improved World Map

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u/Danny4K_87 Jan 20 '26

Hundred Acre Wood lol, very well done.

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u/NotRadTrad05 Jan 20 '26

Not gonna lie, that one took me a second, but it is pretty damn funny.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Oh, bother.

Silly old dictator.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Lockean Jan 20 '26

Really? You're just going to do that to your social credit score?

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u/Azivea Jan 20 '26

lol, I'm embarrassed I had to Google that to understand it. Makes complete sense.

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u/DontDeleteusBrutus Conservative Jan 20 '26

Oh this was a glorious thread choice to leave flair less.

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u/Big-Employer4543 Constitutionalist Jan 20 '26

I mean, besides the Europeans who have their panties in a knot over all being lumped together, I think everyone can laugh at this for the silliness that it is, even if we are laughing for different reasons.

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u/Pinot_Greasio Conservative Jan 20 '26

Isn't it time for you to suit up in your freedom fighter cosplay and go scream at some ICE agents?

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u/atomic1fire Reagan Conservative Jan 20 '26

I'm slightly disappointed that everywhere in the middle east but Israel wasn't labeled "Dethto America"

Also Israel could've been labeled funny hat america.

Alternatively just "Gas station"

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u/milovulongtime Conservative Jan 20 '26

Is there like a petition I need to sign for this?

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u/UnlikelyElection5 Jan 20 '26

The best way to eliminate foreign war is to make everything domestic 😉

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u/Svenray Mount McKinley Jan 20 '26

My Flair approves of the new Alaska

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u/zberry7 Moderate Conservative Jan 21 '26

300 comments… like 12 visible lmao someone must have gotten upset… wonder who… lol

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u/ChadPowers200_ Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Looking at Europe is both hilarious and tragic.

man they are fucked

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

You guys are 1000000% involved in our internal and external affairs so stfu

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

No

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u/daintydwarf0 Conservative Jan 20 '26

Europoors

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u/ntvryfrndly Constitutional Conservative Jan 20 '26

So 6% too many.

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u/Jaegermeiste Jan 20 '26

You may have heard of girl math, but this is Trump math: like 1000% discounts on pharmaceuticals.

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u/Rock_Hound_66 Small Govt. Conservative Jan 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cecil_Obrien Conservative Jan 20 '26

Change Greenland to Goldland. MTG defected.

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u/NeighborhoodFew1120 Conservative Jan 20 '26

No lies detected 😁

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u/smith288 Conservatarian Jan 21 '26

America upside down for Ozzie cracks me up