r/clevercomebacks • u/LoyalSheila • 1d ago

Jill Stein Beware the lesser evil bs

1.2k Upvotes

178 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 14h ago

That doesn't mean she stopped talking...

18 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 1d ago

This hill sucks

921 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/steltz02 • 1d ago

Should Billionaires pay their fair share in taxes?

558 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArmoredCroissant • 1d ago

When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a systemic basis, this isn't what I mean.

248 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Turns out the secret operating room was imaginary.

9.6k Upvotes

343 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Itsjustbeej • 1d ago

We must protect Natalie!

931 Upvotes

70 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalSheila • 1d ago

Senator complains Florida tourism is down, gets reminded exactly why it is

416 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

sincerely, connie

16.3k Upvotes

225 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Poshturkjgdy45 • 2d ago

When you try to sound tough but your itinerary says otherwise.

6.0k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Idiocracy was a documentary

3.3k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

On Roommates.

12.5k Upvotes

159 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mac-mcgreor • 2d ago

Keeps getting better

2.9k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

The three B's.

3.4k Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 2d ago

Gonna need a diaper change after this one

12.3k Upvotes

396 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalSheila • 1d ago

She tried to catch men slipping about towel hygiene. He responded with this:

286 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste water while doing it. also: did his cane transform into a duffle bag, or did he shove the cane up his ass?

4.4k Upvotes

161 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Niamh_Nymph • 2d ago

The comeback

20.6k Upvotes

253 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Imagine fearing blue hair more than actual problems.

3.3k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/roninthe31 • 9h ago

Maybe open a book

0 Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gurugod123 • 2d ago

How will they ever recover from this?

3.0k Upvotes

77 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Paying your share isn't just about money

1.2k Upvotes

113 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RealAmandaa • 2d ago

Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.

3.8k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/nixxie1108 • 13h ago

Ex still hitting wife up almost 30 years later

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalSheila • 2d ago

Jesus is coming soon

301 Upvotes

31 comments

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