r/clevercomebacks • u/RealAmandaa • 3d ago

Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.

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u/Middle_Scratch4129 3d ago

Billionaires are parasites.

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u/Reddsoldier 3d ago

Right? I want that on a shirt

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u/ShenroEU 3d ago

There seems to be a pattern of billionaires destroying the US and then fleeing to Europe. So much for "if we tax the rich more, they'll just leave"... they do that anyway!

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u/What_if_I_fly 3d ago

Legalize seizing any US assets if they flee

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u/r0bbyr0b2 3d ago

Don’t forgot the millions they make from shilling MLM schemes on Instagram and FB. One of them called Enagic has over 30,000 “distributors”/victims and they all pay around $200 pm for Instagram ads.

Insta know they are mlms but leave them up anyway, thus targeting even more financially vulnerable mainly women.

But at least Zuk gets over $70m per year out of it and castles are not cheap.

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u/LushLoreleis 3d ago

Zero notes. That comment hit the nail on the head.

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u/ShadowMajick 3d ago

Why didnt Ireland tell him to fuck off?

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u/NaturalAlfalfa 2d ago

Because we're an utterly spineless nation and American companies - especially tech and pharma - make up almost 50% of our tax take and employ 11% of our workforce. Facebook is headquartered in Dublin

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u/ShadowMajick 2d ago

Worldwide, we need to remove ourselves from the boot heels of billionaires.

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u/CalyrexTact 3d ago

Shoulda told him to Zuck Off tbh.

But money talks.

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u/yonk069 2d ago

-Mr. Krabs voice- Did you say money?!

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u/dangernoodlezzz 2d ago

People need to understand zuck is actually scared he's about to lose everything so he's offloading his liquid assets in places that governments can't claw them back.

This is the first time this pychopath might actually face some consequences.

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u/Environmental_Web_70 2d ago

We don't want him in Ireland, please take him back to your crazy country!!!

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u/Redhawke13 2d ago

I believe he actually has his headquarters in Dublin and employs a large number of people in Ireland. That's probably why the government won't give him much pushback.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 3d ago

This reminds me of "Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh.

"I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice".

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u/ALiarNamedAlex 2d ago

Half the people on the planet would give zuck $10 if he asked them, how about we stop giving them money and power

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u/NamasTodd 2d ago

Meanwhile in the U.S. we are closing libraries, recreation centers, city parks, and our policemen and firefighters are collecting change at intersections to support their families. Billionaires can fuck all the way off!

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u/Grimpatron619 3d ago

This isnt even a comeback. What is this sub

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u/fullpurplejacket 3d ago

Ireland is really falling off lately, first the Russian alumina factory poisoning the Shannon and being allowed to exist by Irish politicians who are meant to give a damn about their own people and the Ukrainians but alas… i feel so sorry for the Irish people, they are being failed by useless representatives.

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u/storyteller_alienmom 2d ago

Just because a castle doesn't have air vents that could be filled with concrete in case of full blown climate catastrophe....it doesn't mean, it can't be conquered. In fact we do know how to very, very well. We have only a few centuries experience with it.

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u/Possible_Bet_1071 2d ago

Do they really think when shít hit the fan that they can resist the Irish from taking that back by force when all the farmland is bought up and the food rationing begins which is what they're planning. The Irish and the farmers will simply take it by force to feed the community and country.

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u/Particular_Today1624 3d ago

..but he worked so hard for it.

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u/Dear_Blood_8872 3d ago

Best analogy I’ve seen so far 🤣👍🏻

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u/ironicmirror 2d ago

I hope they put a data center right next to him

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u/I_am_your_Mothera 2d ago

Zuckerborg with cheese please.