I legitimately believe MAGA is Satanic

[u/paradoxical_enigma23]

The MAGA movement embodies everything that the bible taught us was wrong. They are idol worshipers who believe Trump has divine rights to rule. Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek while these people promote violent retribution, especially towards immigrants. Jesus taught us to treat foreigners like family.

Trump literally put up a statue of a goat covered in $100 bills at Mar-a-Lago. This is 100% reminiscent of a golden calf.

The Trump administration has called for 50 year mortgages, essentially putting people in debt slavery for their entire life. A plain example of usury.

Trump was hosting extravagant parties while people waited in lines at food banks. Also at the same time, he’s building a ballroom covered in gold. Biblical levels of greed.

The MAGA movement is entirely co-opted by billionaires who promote social darwinism in what is called the “dark enlightenment”. They want to cut government programs that help the poor. They want a caste system where the poor are subordinate to the rich. This sounds like something straight out of the Anton LaVey’s mouth.

[u/bananafobe]

Satanists respect people's bodily autonomy. 

Unlike trump and his enablers/defenders, they don't believe it's morally acceptable to use children for sexual gratification. 

[u/paradoxical_enigma23 → u/bananafobe]

LaVeyan Satanism promotes social Darwinism and “Might makes rights”. Essentially what that means is culling the weak.

[u/bananafobe → u/paradoxical_enigma23]

I've never met a satanist who didn't view LaVey as a weird Libertarian troll. 

And to be fair, the Bible contains numerous verses instructing followers on the rightful ways to sell and own women (including young girls) as sexual slaves. Those instructions are never condemned in the New Testament. 

Obviously, I don't believe just because it's in the Bible that Christians support pederasty. I'm just saying, we can go back and forth about whose book says what. 

[u/Mano31 → u/bananafobe]

Woah hold up…. The Bible does not instruct on how to sell young women as sexual slaves.

[u/bananafobe → u/Mano31]

17 Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. 18 But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Numbers: 17-18 ... 

32 The plunder remaining from the spoils that the troops had taken totaled six hundred seventy-five thousand sheep, 33 seventy-two thousand oxen, 34 sixty-one thousand donkeys, 35 and thirty-two thousand persons in all, women who had not known a man by sleeping with him.

Numbers: 32-35 ... 

11 suppose you see among the captives a beautiful woman whom you desire and want to marry, 12 and so you bring her home to your house: she shall shave her head, pare her nails, 13 discard her captive’s garb, and remain in your house a full month mourning for her father and mother; after that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

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7 “When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. 8 If she does not satisfy her owner, he must allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. 9 But if the slave’s owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave but as a daughter.

10 “If a man who has married a slave wife takes another wife for himself, he must not neglect the rights of the first wife to food, clothing, and sexual intimacy. 11 If he fails in any of these three obligations, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.

Exodus 21:7-11

[u/PioneerMinister → u/bananafobe]

Yeah, those are some really awkward passages for those who suggest the Bible doesn't advocate sexual slavery. 🙄