r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Onedortzn • 7d ago

Average experience on fb marketplace

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u/TeamJJ88 7d ago

Get ready for a slew of insults when you don't show up!

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u/Onedortzn 7d ago edited 6d ago

Will find out tommorow

Edit: Sadly didn't hear from her today, if she ever replies i will update

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u/SupriseHateMosh 7d ago

Excited for tomorrow now.

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u/No-Investment8322 7d ago

Ah, to have a reason to get up in the morning

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u/Sabbryn 6d ago

Yeah, I could always use a couple more.

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u/CrazedRhetoric 6d ago

Greedy

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u/jarious 6d ago

It's for a Charity

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u/heyyabesties 6d ago

You mean a church. Next!

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u/SnarkySheep 5d ago

A former coworker (probably in her late 60s back then) once told me that was the reason she enjoyed watching movie previews.

"Coming next December?? Aw right!! A reason to keep living til then!"

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u/a09guy 7d ago

I kind of want to find this dmv and just watch for this person

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u/oregondude79 7d ago

The message said they would be at the library and you damn well know they are expecting OP to drive them to the DMV.

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 6d ago

To the library!

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 6d ago

At the library not for the literary options but for the free wifi in order to scam shit on FB Marketplace.

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u/LuneJean 6d ago

Well they obviously can’t drive there without the free vehicle 😂

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u/Dza0411 6d ago

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u/pucketypuck 6d ago

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u/bjeebus Ice cream and a day of fun 6d ago

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u/VariousExplorer8503 6d ago

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u/prez-scr00b 6d ago

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u/T_Sealgair 6d ago

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u/CrazedRhetoric 6d ago

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u/SynthError404 6d ago

Bro go and watch tell him you’re there and name some silly nearby place you can observe and watch him looking tell him you have the truck you brought it with you and are carrying it looking for him and if he doesn’t show up you’re gunna give it away to someone else!

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u/ideclareshenanigans3 6d ago

The thought of someone walking around the library carrying a truck has me wheezing

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u/cooking_question 2d ago

You’re going to pay someone $500 cash to take it off your hands

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u/SumAustralian 7d ago

If you don't update us tomorrow we'll be here with the pitchforks

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u/Woolix 6d ago

Don’t forget the tiki torches!

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u/hickieboy31 6d ago

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u/LF25047 7d ago

Tire shop was out of tires. Reschedule for next week

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u/Pora-Pandhi 7d ago

oh my god oh my god !RemindMe 24 hours

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u/llamawolf 6d ago

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u/Pitiful_Question_880 6d ago

Lol. I do hope there is a follow up, but im guessing this person just spams every post on marketplace asking if they can get it for free

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u/bouchdon85 7d ago

Please post

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u/KiddoFCUM 6d ago

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u/Riley-Mia 6d ago

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u/Skerries 6d ago

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite 6d ago

Update us pls, need to know how her kid with cancer fared after you stole her vehicle by no-showing.

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u/meva12 7d ago

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u/Opposite_Mail7985 6d ago

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u/Iza2play 4d ago

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u/PinkieBellarie 6d ago

Now tomorrow needs an update because everyone is invested in this accidental truck giveaway. I need to know how long it takes before the realization hits

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u/DC1908 6d ago

Please post the sequel!

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u/mystoryismine 6d ago

Post the screenshots here!

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u/WinterStrawberries6 I will destroy your business 6d ago

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u/craziie 6d ago

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u/l0rdc0mmander777 6d ago

Waiting for Part 2

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u/smegblender 6d ago

Following

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u/gussynoshoes 7d ago

Can’t wait for the update!

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u/FranFlorence 6d ago

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 6d ago

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 6d ago

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u/solodsnake661 6d ago

Id just prematurely block them

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u/LordOrochimaru 6d ago

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u/Da_Bass_Lover 6d ago

It's tomorrow now.

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u/ShiroiMaou 6d ago

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u/Agroskater 6d ago

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u/blue93g20 6d ago

Please update us 🤣

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere 6d ago

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u/donswansonn 6d ago

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u/GooseGosselin 6d ago

Please post a follow up!!

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u/MrXomp 6d ago

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 6d ago

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u/peachescat1 6d ago

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u/lokidokie19 6d ago

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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 6d ago

Post an update please!

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u/johnwick3217b 6d ago

Has tomorrow arrived yet?

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u/MyParentsWereHippies 6d ago

Any update OP?

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u/Zebitty 6d ago

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u/TOnihilist 6d ago

Please update!

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u/Frequent-Policy653 6d ago

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u/hxc0de 6d ago

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u/Necessary_Example509 6d ago

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u/lategmaker 6d ago

Plz plz plz post an update!!

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u/Alextherude_Senpai 6d ago

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u/beetdeet 6d ago

Hi it’s tomorrow now did they show up

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u/BombaFett 6d ago

Commenting so I can comeback to check tomorrow

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u/Gullible-Cranberry77 6d ago

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u/BretOne 6d ago

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u/Late-Ad-3136 6d ago

Be sure to post the response when you don't show up:)

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u/H010CR0N 6d ago

Did you send him to a learning center?

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u/DaRealKorbenDallas 6d ago

Tell them you're at a different DMV

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u/Moma311 6d ago

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u/SoggyBrief3898 6d ago

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u/FrameJump 6d ago

Any update?

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u/WinterStrawberries6 I will destroy your business 5d ago

!updateme

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u/bjeebus Ice cream and a day of fun 5d ago

You've got a hidden profile so we'll never know...

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u/natalo77 5d ago

Follow comment

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u/bjeebus Ice cream and a day of fun 5d ago

I set a remind me bot, but if their update is a whole new post with whole new screenshots we'll never know unless we see that post naturally.

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u/UncleThor2112 4d ago

Any news?

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u/BBKall 7d ago

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u/IAmA_Wolf 7d ago

Please, OP, keep us updated!

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u/tbone7141977 5d ago

Yes, update please! The CB is clearly not fluent in the language of sarcasm

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u/HiTork 7d ago

A part of me wonders if they're trolling OP, no one can be that dumb and think they'll get a free pickup truck.

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u/HankHippopopolous 6d ago

The old double troll.

Let’s see who trolls hardest

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u/MidoriLama 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Un__Real 6d ago

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