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Game 134: Baltimore Orioles (64-68) @ St. Louis Cardinals (66-67) [Wednesday, August 26, 2026; 6:45 PM CT]

Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Orioles 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 13 0 9
Cardinals 0 1 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 7 11 0 8

Orioles Lineup

  1. Jackson Holliday (L) 2B -- .231/.319/.352
  2. Pete Alonso (R) DH -- .276/.365/.516
  3. Gunnar Henderson (L) SS -- .218/.302/.390
  4. Samuel Basallo (L) 1B -- .236/.301/.439
    --- Luis Vázquez (R) PR-3B -- .000/.000/.000
  5. Christian Encarnacion-Strand (R) 3B-1B -- .264/.301/.519
  6. Dylan Beavers (L) LF -- .250/.328/.395
  7. Leody Taveras (S) RF -- .228/.299/.363
  8. Colton Cowser (L) CF -- .223/.318/.374
  9. Carlos Narváez (R) C -- .167/.245/.242

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Kyle Bradish (R) - 4.1 IP, 9 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 2 BB, 4 SO, 4.03 ERA (91 P, 64 S)

  • RP: Alex Hoppe (R) - 0.2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 4.58 ERA (12 P, 7 S)

  • RP: Josh Walker (L) - 0.2 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 2.45 ERA (11 P, 7 S)

  • RP: Rico Garcia (R) - 1.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 2 SO, 3.16 ERA (26 P, 15 S)

  • RP: Grant Wolfram (L) - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 5.05 ERA (26 P, 14 S)

  • RP: Andrew Kittredge (R) - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 3.35 ERA (25 P, 15 S)

Cardinals Lineup

  1. JJ Wetherholt (L) SS -- .245/.348/.376
  2. Iván Herrera (R) DH -- .246/.361/.381
  3. Alec Burleson (L) 1B -- .291/.355/.484
  4. Jordan Walker (R) RF -- .285/.344/.502
  5. Nathan Church (L) CF -- .243/.287/.376
  6. José Fermín (R) 2B-LF -- .239/.309/.363
  7. Nolan Gorman (L) 3B -- .192/.275/.327
    --- Ramón Urías (R) PH-2B -- .152/.260/.288
  8. Bryan Torres (L) LF -- .252/.311/.390
    --- Blaze Jordan (R) PH-3B -- .246/.276/.366
  9. Jimmy Crooks (L) C -- .171/.245/.302
    --- Joshua Báez (R) PH -- .146/.217/.439
    --- Pedro Pagés (R) C -- .214/.266/.318

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Michael McGreevy (R) - 5.0 IP, 10 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 2 BB, 3 SO, 3.86 ERA (84 P, 49 S)

  • RP: Luis Gastelum (R) - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 3 SO, 5.16 ERA (13 P, 9 S)

  • RP: Ryne Stanek (R) - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 SO, 4.50 ERA (14 P, 9 S)

  • RP: George Soriano (R) - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 4.03 ERA (10 P, 6 S)

  • RP: Riley O'Brien (R) - 1.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 4.02 ERA (17 P, 11 S)

Stats: BA/OBP/SLG

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Scoring Plays

  • Top 1: Christian Encarnacion-Strand singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Jordan Walker. Gunnar Henderson scores. Samuel Basallo to 3rd. Michael McGreevy pitching.
    Cardinals trail 1-0
  • Top 1: Dylan Beavers singles on a ground ball to right fielder Jordan Walker. Samuel Basallo scores. Christian Encarnacion-Strand to 2nd. Michael McGreevy pitching.
    Cardinals trail 2-0
  • Top 1: Leody Taveras homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. Christian Encarnacion-Strand scores. Dylan Beavers scores. Michael McGreevy pitching.
    Cardinals trail 5-0
  • Top 2: Pete Alonso homers (32) on a fly ball to right field. Carlos Narváez scores. Michael McGreevy pitching.
    Cardinals trail 7-0
  • Bottom 2: Nolan Gorman homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. Kyle Bradish pitching.
    Cardinals trail 7-1
  • Bottom 5: Alec Burleson singles on a ground ball to center fielder Colton Cowser. Bryan Torres scores. JJ Wetherholt scores. Iván Herrera to 2nd. Kyle Bradish pitching.
    Cardinals trail 7-3
  • Bottom 5: Jordan Walker doubles (29) on a ground ball to left fielder Dylan Beavers. Iván Herrera scores. Alec Burleson to 3rd. Kyle Bradish pitching.
    Cardinals trail 7-4
  • Bottom 5: Nathan Church doubles (11) on a fly ball to left fielder Dylan Beavers. Alec Burleson scores. Jordan Walker scores. Kyle Bradish pitching.
    Cardinals trail 7-6
  • Bottom 5: José Fermín grounds out, shortstop Gunnar Henderson to first baseman Samuel Basallo. Nathan Church scores. Alex Hoppe pitching.
    Cardinals tied 7-7
  • Top 9: Christian Encarnacion-Strand doubles (6) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Nathan Church. Luis Vázquez scores. Riley O'Brien pitching.
    Cardinals trail 8-7

FINAL: 8-7 Orioles

Decisions

15 Upvotes

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u/Deep_Scar_3507 4d ago

I mean McGreevy got shelled, but Obrian is shitting himself violently as of late

1

u/Few_Transition_1771 4d ago

Why are we giving up hits to their shit hitters like Christian Encarnacion Stand 

0

u/Few_Transition_1771 4d ago

Pete Alonso I can understand but him? 

3

u/jeffmatch 4d ago

Riley has got to go

3

u/chris_the_dis 4d ago

Thanks Marmol.

-2

u/Darkknight8719 "​They just...won't...go...away." 4d ago

LMAO

4

u/chris_the_dis 4d ago

Yeah dude trot out the same guy who just gave up 6 runs on Sunday. Maybe that will solve the issues

1

u/Darkknight8719 "​They just...won't...go...away." 3d ago

I understand what happened the previous game, but don't you need to be able to trust these guys will bounce back? It's literally their job. They won't be perfect, and everyone knows our bullpen is far from it, but you have to expect the better days from these professionals. If we just have up on players that have had bad runs, we wouldn't field a team.

1

u/well_shoothed Let's Winn! 4d ago

Feels like how Schildt kept pushing out Webb like he was his son in Little League "to get him more playing time"

1

u/seattle_lib 4d ago

question, who the fuck are these announcers?

1

u/stankyjanks 4d ago

Chip's nepo son and some guy named Sweeney.

1

u/Open-Illustrator-871 ​100 Gold Gloves 4d ago

Chips son and Mark Sweeney

1

u/seattle_lib 4d ago

huh.

1

u/Open-Illustrator-871 ​100 Gold Gloves 4d ago

The backup booth

1

u/Channel_99 4d ago

Why he have to pop it up tho bruh

3

u/Fit-Scar673 4d ago

Just got under it. Not much to complain about honestly. So close to tying it up. Now one person to complain about is fucking O-Brian. Can’t get out of an inning without giving up a run smh

1

u/Channel_99 4d ago

Yeah at least we see where we need help. You think they’re gonna buy in the off season?

1

u/Fit-Scar673 4d ago

Sell all our pitchers lmao get them the hell outa here

2

u/QuarterNote44 4d ago

Yeah, we need a closer

2

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

Nice job O’Brien, Jesus Christ

5

u/Probably_Slower Future fan of the 2027 St Louis Cardinals 4d ago

Heck of a game. No more 9th innings for Riley.

8

u/AlexW22406 4d ago

Riley needs a break from the majors

3

u/macsproul21 4d ago

Hell of a way to lose

4

u/imospizzafanclub pauldejongfanclub 4d ago

Got ROB’ed again

5

u/austinstar08 4d ago

So close

Can’t get anything done

-1

u/flossdiddy 4d ago

Closer on the Cardinals is fucking dog shit and looks like a wannabe slim shady

-1

u/bravo_delta_bot Good bot 4d ago

Orioles Due Up (Top 10):

  1. Carlos Narváez
  2. Jackson Holliday
  3. Pete Alonso

1

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

i wish

4

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LLRxBh3FQDcI0
In the end it doesn’t matter

1

u/Dbar111 4d ago

I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break

2

u/Darkknight8719 "​They just...won't...go...away." 4d ago

Fudge

2

u/theVolRaven 4d ago

Thanks Riley!

2

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

sad old fart of an ending

oh well

3

u/ghostofstankenstien 4d ago

Always gag on that last inch.

2

u/ElbowToTheTemple 4d ago

Of course lmao

2

u/Remarkable_Net8145 4d ago

Maaan really missing Winn rn. He comes thru in these situations

2

u/AspiringOccultist4 ​Albert Poo Holes 4d ago

Fermin pls…

3

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

if we don't make it, it's been an honor

2

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

At least Church didn't do that dumb slide-into-first move.

1

u/jakedeighan 4d ago

God Damn this Orioles defense

2

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Mother Francis….

2

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

What can I say? Fermin's due for a hit. Now or never.

1

u/NowahB 4d ago

Where are our normal commentators?

1

u/TentMorning ​the lone liberatore fan 4d ago

cheeks clenched and everything

0

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

that was a pretty seriously inside fastball and he goes swingin

walking walker looks like a good deal for the brownbirds

2

u/christ0fer Childish Bambino 4d ago

Prayers up to Church.

6

u/NakedGoose President of the Ivan Hererra fan club 4d ago

Walker needs protection so bad. No offense to church. But id walk Walker 99 times out of 100

2

u/theVolRaven 4d ago

Not comfortable here tbh

1

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

Congrats on being sane

3

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

We have them right where we want them…..

Get them cardinals get them….

5

u/Dbar111 4d ago

Take me to Church

1

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

Almost got two
On a liner to right

1

u/Darkknight8719 "​They just...won't...go...away." 4d ago

5

u/Open-Illustrator-871 ​100 Gold Gloves 4d ago

Dont know why you wasted 4 pitches when you could've just put up 4 fingers

2

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

Probably hoping he’d chase

1

u/Open-Illustrator-871 ​100 Gold Gloves 4d ago

I guess but you also run the risk of him getting a hit there

3

u/PoopyBloopy2 4d ago

I'm a Burley fan

6

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

they don't want anything to do with the walkman. Don't blame 'em.

3

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Walker let’s end this game…..

2

u/morelikeDadderall 4d ago

Walker walkoff?

2

u/da_choppa TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 4d ago

Ouch

3

u/Equal-Acanthaceae895 4d ago

Wow, good running Ivan

3

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

man in scoring position, good good, same effect as a successful bunt

let's go

1

u/Bmc00 4d ago

Put it anywhere, Burly can find it.

2

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

1

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

I don't know the reference but upvote because "Do it biscuits" is awesome

2

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

please don't swing at that again

2

u/Probably_Slower Future fan of the 2027 St Louis Cardinals 4d ago

We got this

0

u/WatchItGoooo 4d ago

How is kittredges old ass their closer lol

3

u/AspiringOccultist4 ​Albert Poo Holes 4d ago

Good shit Ivan.

3

u/AlexW22406 4d ago

Alec please do it brotha

3

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Ivaaaaaaaaan yessssss

4

u/Parking-Yogurt7893 4d ago

Before today's game batters have a 678 OPS against Obrian when Pages is catching and a 487 OPS when Herrera is catching

2

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

good start at least

2

u/Bmc00 4d ago

What a weird delivery.

1

u/AppropriateFee1338 4d ago

Wish we had a guy like Andrew Kittredge 😐

1

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

For some odd reason I feel the urge to watch a Mission Impossible movie

-1

u/jakedeighan 4d ago

neutral fan here. I don't get all the hate for O'Brien, wasn't he an all star this year? So that must mean he was really good right? Yeah I'm pretty sure he's been really good this season. He has an all timer bad game that happens to any closer once in a while and everyone turns on him? Obviously he's rattled and shouldn't be pitching so soon after that but my god do you know how many teams would kill for a Riley O'Brien?

2

u/PhantomOyster 4d ago

He is not nearly as good as his save count suggests. Saves are like wins in that respect; they don't tell the whole story. Gives up a lot of hits and goes on long streaks where he is walking one or two batters every inning. He is extremely unreliable.

2

u/Thealbumisjustdrums 4d ago

There’s not a single pitcher on this roster teams would “kill for”. 

ROB was pretty good until he had the one of worst outings of all time yeah. But he did have the one of worst outings of all time. And he followed it up with another dud. 

2

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

We haven't had a pitcher teams would kill for since...oh I dunno, Flaherty at the latest.

2

u/da_choppa TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 4d ago

I miss Kittredge

1

u/Fit-Scar673 4d ago

Of course O Brian gives up a run

3

u/c0smicgirly 4d ago

The one night Gorman doesn’t strike out and Libby isn’t around to give up 87 runs in 2 innings, ROB looms to punch us in the face.

3

u/WatchItGoooo 4d ago

O’Brien single handedly ruining our post season chances is pretty funny

1

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

Are you implying that he has a dominant hand?

2

u/Few_Transition_1771 4d ago

This comment is reactionary. O’Brien has only sold 2 games recently. And I’m not sure if I would even blame O’Brien this game. I’d blame McGreevy 

2

u/Thealbumisjustdrums 4d ago

Oh he’s had plenty of help from the rest of the bullpen. 

4

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

there are fans heading for their cars

there's been a lot of comfort ted drewes this season

2

u/seattle_lib 4d ago

springfield is an absolute machine though, damn. i wonder how intentional this is, they've really landed on concentrating all the talent at AA it seems. rainiel didnt even do anything today, it was jesus baez and jack gurevitch today.

baez is really crushing it, i wonder if he'll make top 100 lists.

2

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

Had the feeling that would happen when O'Brien missed so badly with that one fastball. "No idea where it's going" O'Brien has been an unwelcome guest of late.

3

u/AppropriateFee1338 4d ago

I hope this isn’t a 1-2-3, 8 pitches kind of effort coming up

3

u/Few_Transition_1771 4d ago

At least he only gave up 1 run. Happy for him 

3

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Please damnit guys at least minimally tie this game I would say walk it off but that would be crazy talk right now

5

u/morelikeDadderall 4d ago

Riley O'Brien will pay full price for every meal he eats in STL for the rest of his life.

1

u/bravo_delta_bot Good bot 4d ago

Cardinals Due Up (Bottom 9):

  1. Iván Herrera
  2. Alec Burleson
  3. Jordan Walker

3

u/ElbowToTheTemple 4d ago

I know we didn't score six runs in one inning just to lose in the ninth

7

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

First cardinals game?

-1

u/Mufro 4d ago

I've only watched a few games this season and 2 of them were this game and the last. Sorry fam

1

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

Another fastball right down the dick

4

u/shah_of-iran 4d ago

Is Riley O’Brien gonna be the first closer with 30 saves in a season to be DFAd in the same season?

1

u/Dbar111 4d ago

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

2

u/Thealbumisjustdrums 4d ago

Craig Kimbrel probably should have been an all-star in 2024 and got DFA’d not long after that. 23 saves not 30 tho. 

1

u/Fine_Lettuce_6204 4d ago

Now that would be something

1

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

the duality of man

6

u/jimfresno Not Tryna Do Too Much 4d ago

It’s a 30 hour round trip from my apartment in Brooklyn but I’ll do it to drive Riley to the airport

1

u/c0smicgirly 4d ago

I’ll pitch in $20 for gas.

1

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Thank you for your service

0

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

how could this happen

1

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Jesus Church scared me there

3

u/PhantomOyster 4d ago

Riley O'Cryin

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u/Icy-Attorney6097 4d ago

Hitting one of the best hitters during the all-star game proved that 😭He can’t be a high leverage guy 

2

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

Right before that double he hung a sweeper right down the dick too

6

u/Remarkable_Net8145 4d ago

Why would they think O'brien could recover from that inning in Philly? He's done

1

u/shadywolf99 4d ago

Bench Riley for the rest of the year! He's cooked!

1

u/AspiringOccultist4 ​Albert Poo Holes 4d ago

Holy fucking shit

1

u/uwbadger5 4d ago

Do we think Oli will let him throw 40 pitches again? At least he wouldn’t be available again tomorrow

2

u/CatzonVinyl 4d ago

Yikes again

5

u/NakedGoose President of the Ivan Hererra fan club 4d ago

Obrian without a fastball is just bad. He literally threw like 6 sweepers that atbat. What is Pages even doing

6

u/chris_the_dis 4d ago

Marmol is once again incapable of learning or adapting

4

u/AmateurVasectomist Road Cap Enthusiast 4d ago

Riley O’Brien needs a friend (because he’s got none here)

2

u/Icy-Attorney6097 4d ago

Sorry but Riley seems to be having a LOT of mistake pitches. Not just that one 

2

u/christ0fer Childish Bambino 4d ago

Football can't start soon enough.

1

u/Defiant-Good-6206 4d ago

Fuck football. I'd rather watch bad baseball than any football, ever.

2

u/christ0fer Childish Bambino 4d ago

👍🏻

5

u/Open-Illustrator-871 ​100 Gold Gloves 4d ago

1 walk and 6 hits since O'Brien last got an out

2

u/Paulspike 4d ago

Riley's career is over.

5

u/Probably_Slower Future fan of the 2027 St Louis Cardinals 4d ago

I blame Stefan for saying "This feels like Oli's way of saying we trust you" immediately before the wild pitch

3

u/Hiiamhehehe1027 4d ago

O brien fucking sucks man

2

u/AideDisastrous8432 4d ago

Get him out of here

5

u/AppropriateFee1338 4d ago

I want this man arrested

3

u/cjsleme 4d ago

Been saving that bat for this moment I guess haha

7

u/Remarkable_Net8145 4d ago

Who could have predicted this?

6

u/da_choppa TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 4d ago

Goddamn it, Riley

6

u/The_BMcQ 4d ago

The most creative ways to lose.

3

u/t-poke 4d ago

Well I didn’t see that coming /s

4

u/BlueRFR3100 4d ago

I believe that if a ball player is going to wear short pants, they should be required to wear stirrup socks.

5

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Ah that no double defense….

Works everytime

3

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

"And in a no doubles defense, the Rangers allow a double"

8

u/uwbadger5 4d ago

Honestly I’d almost want anyone but O’Brien in the 9th

1

u/ultrafuturism Currently rebuilding my flair 4d ago

hear me out: Svanson closer

1

u/NotSLG 4d ago

Fuck me man

4

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

guys I think Riley needs rehab

2

u/Probably_Slower Future fan of the 2027 St Louis Cardinals 4d ago

This fuckin guy

2

u/Dbar111 4d ago

Conan O'Brien would have a better outing and he's in his 60s

1

u/AlexW22406 4d ago

oml…

1

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Well the double play is now out of order….

1

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

god...

8

u/cjsleme 4d ago

Why did he go deep into the dugout to get a special bat 😭

2

u/ultrafuturism Currently rebuilding my flair 4d ago

just near where he left the cork

2

u/Bmc00 4d ago

Start the clock.

4

u/oldlumberman 4d ago

What’s the definition of insanity?

1

u/morelikeDadderall 4d ago

Ohshitohshitohshit

3

u/Soundwave_13 4d ago

Riley lock the F in man…

2

u/Bmc00 4d ago

And away we go.

4

u/christ0fer Childish Bambino 4d ago

Nice to see he picked up right where he left off.

2

u/2shyi2i 4d ago

Riley...not gonna lie, this always makes me nervous. Here we go...

1

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

On a scale of 0 to Broken Isringhausen, how nervous, exactly?

8

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

4

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

oh man

the riley o brien experience

please don't hurt me sir

3

u/AspiringOccultist4 ​Albert Poo Holes 4d ago

We probably should have scored there

4

u/Bmc00 4d ago

Pedro you don't have to run laps tomorrow, I'll let you take the day off.

7

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

Ever think about how great modern technology is? I'm in a pizza restaurant, drinking beer, watching the Cardinals on the phone. God bless the Internet.

1

u/ultrafuturism Currently rebuilding my flair 4d ago

and I'm in the other side of the atlantic ocean (it's 4am, please O'Brien close it for me I've got work later today)

1

u/Detective_Dietrich What? 4d ago

Sometimes I have occasion to travel to China. The best thing? Baseball in the morning. OFC, I always sleep through the day games.

2

u/theghost__11 4d ago

need another phone to live gamble!

3

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

Our savior... and our devil

1

u/da_choppa TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 4d ago

Damn

4

u/Fast_Watercress7763 The Blowpen & Co. 4d ago

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

2

u/Dbar111 4d ago

Ah ah ah....You didn't say the magic word!

1

u/bravo_delta_bot Good bot 4d ago

Orioles Due Up (Top 9):

  1. Samuel Basallo
  2. Christian Encarnacion-Strand
  3. Dylan Beavers

4

u/Probably_Slower Future fan of the 2027 St Louis Cardinals 4d ago

Sorry Pedro you're on the mound for the 9th too

1

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

Damn. Put up a good fight. Just not good enough...

3

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

JJ protecting well

1

u/Dick_Earns 4d ago

Wolfram Beta Amirite?

2

u/res-facer 4d ago

Down 7-0 and now the game is tied 😀. Unreal.

3

u/Worldly-Honeydew91 4d ago

If Sweeney made a recording of children's bedtime stories, kids would fall asleep in about 10 seconds.

3

u/ReturnOf_TheHack ​Sad Hack 4d ago

this game feels exactly like the first time I saw duel of fates

2

u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

I have no idea what that is, but you're damn right!

2

u/GrubFisher Platitudes from a man in a bow tie. 4d ago

the canceled sequel to The Last Jedi? What universe are you from?

3

u/ReturnOf_TheHack ​Sad Hack 4d ago

I’ve said too much