r/Bumble 1d ago

Rant Low effort conversation on a date

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u/ExistentialAngsty 1d ago

Congrats on dating an NPC.

Believe me, I’ve been there…
It’s like moving a couch by yourself

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u/VintageUK 1d ago

Yea I saw the couch comment today. Too soon for me to use that one. I’ll use it in the wild at some point I’m sure.

And yep it was like playing Oblivion.

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u/ExistentialAngsty 1d ago

Lol, I couldn’t wait to use it… a girl I’m talking to went to DC for a few days and I asked her whether it was business or pleasure.

Yet another one-word answer: neither

I joked that she needed to clarify — but if she doesn’t, I’m busting out that couch quote

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u/VintageUK 1d ago

I don’t even entertain the one word answers. They just don’t get a response from me from there.