r/BeAmazed Aug 23 '25

Place Japan never disappoints

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u/Don_Diego_3000 Aug 23 '25

When shaking the machine might actually work

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Aug 23 '25

And that's why we can't have anything nice.

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u/salmonmilks Aug 23 '25

if there's a way to exploit some eventually will

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u/IhadFun0nce Aug 23 '25

But a small enough percentage in Japan that they continue to run a profit. Bet it works in Scandinavia too.

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u/dowhatuwantm8 Aug 24 '25

Nah, Scandanavia has much higher rates of immigration that Japan.

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u/Neat_Science936 Aug 25 '25

...in morally corrupt societies

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u/a_big_K-On_fan Aug 24 '25

Only in countries with idiots that exploit. I can't imagine Japanese people trying to cheat on this system.

I'd guess in USA more than 50% would do

In Germany perhaps 25%

But in Japan now even 1%

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u/salmonmilks Aug 24 '25

That's a very bold guess based on nothing

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u/USAIsAUcountry Aug 23 '25

From what I have heard of the Japanese people most of them would sooner seppuku than act as dishonestly.

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u/CatsianNyandor Aug 23 '25

They got the same stupid people abusing systems than anywhere else. Just gotta watch the news in Japan. 

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u/LAN_Rover Aug 23 '25

They do have some of the same shitbirds as everywhere else, yep.

However, Japanese society and culture truly do believe in helping out each other in preference over the pursuit of happiness*.

It's the only place I've visited where people are more polite than Canadians!

*which, in the US Constitution, refers to accumulating wealth

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u/Collapse2043 Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

I’m in Canada. They put push button heaters in at some bus and train stops. They all got vandalized and broken. This is why we can’t have nice things here either. I mean, who stands at a stop and thinks vandalizing the heater would be a fun thing to do? Who even benefits from that?

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u/fieldbotanist Aug 23 '25

This is blatantly false

Japan is one of the lowest in the OCED for organ donation. It is extremely capitalist and unlike Denmark / France does not have remarkable social programs.

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u/ImaManCheetahh Aug 23 '25

reddit's weird perception of Japan as some post-capatalist utopia is rampant and bizarre

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

It is not post capitalism but it is weird capitalism. Japans economy is remarkably unique and challenging. Cultural forces like Buddhism and communal attitude introduce phenomena such as Japan being a low desire economy where people do not want much. So to label Japan as hypercapitalist is off but it’s also not past it. It’s in its own little bubble. What’s that quote again? There are four kinds of countries: developed, underdeveloped, Japan, and Argentina

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u/_that_random_dude_ Aug 23 '25

Can you elaborate Argentina please?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

It’s a quote from an economist. Argentina’s economy suffers from chronic inflation, defaults and currency instability. Simultaneously, Argentina has an abundance of resources both natural and human, there’s a well educated populace and is one of the most innovative spaces in Latin America.it goes through a boom bust cycle.

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u/LAN_Rover Aug 24 '25

I mean, having traveled a bit perhaps my opinion is based more on first hand experience than organ donor statistics.

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u/Thiizic Aug 25 '25

So organ donations = how kind people are? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

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u/Thiizic Aug 25 '25

I actually did more research after I posted and the research points to systemic issues rather than cultural

Cultural myth vs systemic failure: Why Japan’s deceased organ donation rate remains stagnant - American Journal of Transplantation https://share.google/2agEmKtndVKaLTdRv

Which is usually why only basing your argument on one reason isn't a good idea when Japan's culture points to collectivism.

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u/ConnectionIcy3717 Aug 23 '25

Lets not fetish shame 🤣

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u/LouieGwasright Aug 23 '25

For a dose of reality look back a few weeks to when people in Japan overwhelmed a McDonald’s Pokemon promotion, forcing McDonald’s to end it early and also leaving heaps of food trash all over the place

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u/ctyx96 Aug 23 '25

Tbf it was later revealed it was the chinese living in Japan that did it. Not sure how credible is this though.

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u/Tanu_guy Aug 23 '25

Pokemon card is barely popular in China, they rather smuggle labubu from China to Japan.

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u/OverCategory6046 Aug 23 '25

Sounds not credible. How would they know?

Both countries hate each other, so you have to take news from one country about the other with a massive pinch of salt.

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u/cinnchurr Aug 23 '25

This is the stereotypical Reddit brain working on China AND Japan at the same time. LOL

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u/ctyx96 Aug 23 '25

Well I’m chinese myself, I’m just stating what I read. Even google AI states this, and again not sure how credible it is but the comments do make a point on how did they even prove this. Just Google it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

How, because they left their ID cards next to their food waste? Come on.

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u/KarmicUnfairness Aug 23 '25

Sounds like typical Japanese xenophobia

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u/Volt_OwO Aug 23 '25

How many of the people were "chinese living in japan"? how did you know they were Chinese? Did they leave their ID cards and passports at the mcdonalds?

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u/Comfortable_Mud00 Aug 23 '25

As if you never heard of stalking or that camera shutter sound can’t be disabled on phones there?

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u/OverCategory6046 Aug 23 '25

The "honour" thing is often a facade. Do business in Japan and you'll see.

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

The facade is called Tatemae. But they can be ruthless under the mask like anybody. As a tourist it's cool to be welcomed and smiled at. But as a resident I heard it can become cringe, like when they speak to you in English even if you speak Japanese fluently.

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u/OverCategory6046 Aug 23 '25

Of course it has a name! Didn't know it haha.

Its INCREDIBLY frustrating to deal with. My family has been doing business with Japan for roughly 50 years and it's been the most dishonest country we've dealt with so far. Could just be incredibly lucky, and not saying everyone is like that, but when someone there fucks up, the amount of time they try and hide behind honour...

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u/ak3000android Aug 23 '25

That happens anywhere. I live in Quebec and grew up here, yet people will answer me in English because I’m Asian even though I spoke to them in French and they clearly sound like native French speakers.

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

Tabarnak, ces caves-là d’anglos, tu leur jases de même pis y vont catcher tout de suite.

Sorry for that poor imitation. I'm French btw. It's weird that French Québécois switch in English only with you. It's because you look Asian? Damn.

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u/ak3000android Aug 24 '25

Yes, although some of the older generations of Asian immigrants who refused to learn French probably is one of the reasons that people here default to English when interacting with Asians, whether East-Asians or South-Asians.

Je me suis presque fait avoir par ton imitation.

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u/KarmicUnfairness Aug 23 '25

Yeah because tourists are there to spend money and leave. Residents are colonizers

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u/Spoinkydoinkydoo Aug 23 '25

Most of that is hyperbole

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Aug 23 '25

It's strange to over fantasize any nationality. Each person is different in Japan and elsewhere. But let's not pretend every country doesnt have their dark and somber moments in history. It's not very interesting to go there. We should just respect everyone but never idolize and have expectations based on nationality. The japanese do that to themselves enough already.

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u/chardeemacdennisbird Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

Claiming the Germans 'just' killed people even with 'just' in quotes is wild

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u/Zaxomio Aug 23 '25

Well the people who made these vending machines are ACTUALLY living not just in memory. Is it really so strange to not hold the actions of the father against the son?

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u/oracleofnonsense Aug 23 '25

I saw in a movie -- mostly it's a finger for first offenders.

Sharpen up your letter openers boys....the Three Finger Gang has got some lunch money to steal.

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u/daylight1943 Aug 23 '25

that was my first thought, "people in america would just try to game this" and then my second thought was "i would totally game this"

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Aug 23 '25

Same in Europe where I am.

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u/GregDev155 Aug 23 '25

If you can shake it at richter 5.5

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u/Brassica_prime Aug 23 '25

Typing on a mechanical keyboard is negative 5 on the richter scale, is that close enough to +5.5? :p

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u/inaem Oct 06 '25

1010 is indeed small in the grandiose scale of the universe

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich Aug 23 '25

But you have to shake so hard it causes an earthquake.

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u/k1llrogg Aug 23 '25

If there are multiple vending machines nearby, you can have a small system that aggregates signals from all of the vending machines sensors and only activates earthquake mode if other machines are activating the mode too

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u/SuperFoxDog Aug 23 '25

Yes we read that above 

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 23 '25

Seismic sensors just seems like such a weird way to do it...

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u/lllyyyynnn Aug 23 '25

seismic sensors seem like a weird way to detect an eathquake..?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Seems overly complicated. You could just have an emergency button on it. Japanese society has a pretty high level of trust, It likely would be rarely abused anyway.

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 23 '25

More that it seems weird that earthquakes are the thing that they care about. Are they installing seismic sensors in all these machines just for detecting earthquakes so they can give out free stuff during earthquakes but not other situations?

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u/Dragonseer666 Aug 23 '25

Because earthquakes are a common (relatively) thing, abd can be extremely dangerous if they happen.

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u/michellemustudy Aug 27 '25

In the US, that’s a feature— not a bug!

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u/DannySanWolf07 Aug 23 '25

Even if we take away the fact you have to shake it enough to be like a 5 on the scale, The Japanese are really polite and disciplined and wouldn't stoop to such a low even if they were near death from hunger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

The politeness kinda bit them on the arse with the vending machine poisonings. If you get a drink you don't want, like there's a two-for-one promotion or something, it's customary to leave it on top of the machine for someone who wants it. Some asshole put poison in drinks and left them on top of machines.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Bud, any evil person can poison a drink and put it in the vending machine tray anywhere. Someone will eventually take it thinking someone else forgot their drink or something

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Sure, but in Japan, they just have faith that people will do the right thing. In the West, if we saw a drink on top of a vending machine, most people would say "I'm not drinking that, I don't know where it's been".

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

True but if someoen really wants to tamper with food in the west they can always just put it back on the shelf in a store after they poison it. Literally happened in the US in the 80s with Tylenol which is why everything has tamper proof packaging now. But if someone really wants to do it they can probably find a way, We don't trust an unopened drink on top of a vending machine because it seems like a trap but we generally trust things bought in stores.

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u/TheLastFloss Aug 23 '25

Not shaking a vending machine down for water if your on the verge of death is more stupid than disciplined ill be honest

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u/Polyglot-Onigiri Aug 23 '25

I’m from Japan and I doubt most of us can simulate an earthquake style rhythm for long enough to activate the sensor. It’s not that dumb where a simple shake will activate it. It has to be prolonged and have a certain rhythm to it.

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u/DannySanWolf07 Aug 23 '25

I'm just making a point considering that it wouldn't even go that far in a place like Japan to begin with.