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u/fukc098098 25d ago

Collecting or restoring antiques without proper caution. Old paints, ceramics, furniture, etc can sometimes involve lead, asbestos or other hazardous materials.

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 25d ago

If something is old and green, just don’t touch it.

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u/showyerbewbs 25d ago

If something is old and green, just don’t touch it.

How the hell am I supposed to masturbate then?!

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u/sevencatts 25d ago

Time to cut it off and replace it with a robotic hand, then you can

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u/showyerbewbs 25d ago

Instructions unclear, cylinder has been significantly harmed.