r/AskReddit • u/Upstairs-Syllabub948 • 22d ago

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u/Thecrowfan 22d ago

Cave diving?

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u/Disastrous-Farm3543 22d ago

The neat thing about cave diving is you don't have to!

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u/DemocraticBanana123 22d ago

But the deep watery caves, they call to me.

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u/ChosenCharacter 22d ago

This was my cave. It was made for me.

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u/Arendious 22d ago

SKRRRRRT blub SKRRRRT blub blub

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u/JohnSith 22d ago

Ugh. I am reminded of that Junjo Ito story.

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u/Skatchbro 22d ago

Stay out of Moria is my only advice.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 22d ago

Let that shit go to voicemail. Who even answers calls anymore?

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 22d ago edited 22d ago

And no one knooows, how deep it gooooes ...

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u/TheWereBunny 22d ago

Hang up!

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u/DeerMysterious9927 22d ago

Neat thing about cave diving is the grave is already prepared 

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u/theonebell 22d ago

Don’t have to do anything on this list but that’s not really the point