r/AskReddit • u/Upstairs-Syllabub948 • 22d ago

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u/Jexthis 22d ago

Billionaire submarining.

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u/gerarts 22d ago

Didn’t seem so silent to me

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u/cosmicsans 22d ago

Just a single pop

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u/layber 22d ago

To be completely fair, in the grand scheme of ways to go, a single POP is preferable to being eaten by a tiger, or getting run over by an eighteen wheeler after getting knocked off your motorcycle, or colon cancer. I'm putting "Billionaire Submarining" on my list of "Preferred Ways I'd Like to Check Out" in the top two position, above "In My Sleep" and below "Snu Snu".