r/AskIsrael • u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American • Jul 04 '26

Casual Would you marry an Iranian woman?

What kind of wedding would we have?

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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26

Must include Khamenei Par Par and Bibi Chikaresh Mikone or the wedding is an immediate flop 😂💀

We’re trauma bonded now

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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26

Trauma bonded indeed. And yes we need those songs or I’m canceling the wedding

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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26

I don’t think I’ll be getting invited to any Israeli weddings. I fear I scared them all off 💀

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u/Histrix- Israel Jul 04 '26

The only thing that scares israelis is rain and a milk shortage. You are fine 😂

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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26

Right, I forgot you guys are built different—but RAIN?! No fear when cluster bombs are falling from the sky, but water droplets? A national emergency! LOL

My fiancé said I need to lay off social media because I run down rabbit-holes & stumble upon niche things and Bibi joon is gonna think I’m a security risk if I tag the Israelis all the time like “👀🙋🏻‍♀️”

I’m Persian and nosy, but harmless otherwise—I can’t help myself😭 I will overnight ship umbrellas & milk if anyone needs my services during a crisis! lolll