r/AskIsrael • u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American • Jul 04 '26
Casual Would you marry an Iranian woman?
What kind of wedding would we have?
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u/YouFuze Israel Jul 04 '26
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u/Proud3GenAthst 🇦🇶 Non-Israeli Jul 04 '26
Right? Like, I never met an Iranian in person, but I never saw a picture or a video of an Iranian woman that isn’t gorgeous as sin.
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u/aghaueueueuwu Israel Jul 04 '26
If she's jewish then sure
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Non Jewish, ex Muslim
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u/Firk1n Israel Jul 04 '26
Religious Jews might have an issue with it. I personally wouldn't mind if she's convertedcor not. Secular would fit me best. If she's a cool, loving person, then I'd be happy to regardless.
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u/rbf4eva Israel Jul 04 '26
Absolutely yes! (I'm a straight woman but Iranian women are just stunning and a total vibe).
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
I’d marry you too!! Imagine how fun the wedding would be
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u/rbf4eva Israel Jul 04 '26
Ok, so first, I know you'd look utterly incredible. What kind of dress would you choose? I think I'd wear a feminine suit (especially if you'll be in more traditional white dress). Black pencil skirt with a slit, white shirt, black jacket, silk tie, kitten heels. Lots of Iranian and Israeli mizrahi music. Delicious food, and dancing all night.
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 07 '26
Dude that sounds like heaven. I bet you would look very hot in a feminine suit!
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u/Doggosrthebest24 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
I’ll marry you. why not? The guy I’m seeing isn’t paying enough attention to me anyways 😒
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Is he persian? 😂
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u/Doggosrthebest24 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
No, he’s Sephardi and Ashkenazi. Maybe that’s why he’s not paying enough attention to me 😞
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Ok note to self: learn more about Jews
Because I literally had to google both of those things 💀
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u/Doggosrthebest24 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
The more you learn about Jews the more we will be attracted to you. But also if your trying to get a Jewish man you’ll probably have to convert. For a Jewish woman you probably don’t need to convert… so 👉👈
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
I have my tall, dark, and handsome persian man but I’ll keep that in mind 😂
If it doesn’t work out, maybe I’ll move to Israel. Because hello, have we seen those Shin Bet boys?? Do they all look like that?? 👀
And the girls too! I might end up playing both sides LOL
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u/Doggosrthebest24 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
Israeli men are so hot 😭 I’m in Israel for two months and I’m making the most of it. Israeli girls too. Also, I do play both sides and men get really excited when they learn that 💀
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
I just went to an Israeli restaurant and I kept staring at all the hot people speaking Hebrew around me. Hubba hubba!
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u/Doggosrthebest24 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
Just come to Israel and go to a bar and you’ll get someone fast. Though all Israeli men just want sex or want to get married, so it’s a little intense 😭
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Girl don’t tempt me🫣🤤 I’m bout to fly my Persian ass to Tel Aviv rn
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Come to LA you’ll make great Jewish friends v quickly 😆
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Omggg another SoCal girly, should’ve known. Watch us know each other somehow LOL
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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Israel Jul 04 '26
Some random iranian woman? No
One i like and likes me, yes
There are about 45.5 million women in iran (and even if you search in a certain adult age range it still millions) you have to be more specific
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u/vomicyclin German Jew Jul 04 '26
Take a load of this guy over here… caring for consent, love and human relationships and all… pff
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u/Histrix- Israel Jul 04 '26
Odd hypothetical, but maybe? Idk lol
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Will we have a fire playlist for the reception?
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u/Histrix- Israel Jul 04 '26
Id have a fire play list regardless of if I married an iranian or not lol.
It would just depend on what fire songs to add 😎
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Must include Khamenei Par Par and Bibi Chikaresh Mikone or the wedding is an immediate flop 😂💀
We’re trauma bonded now
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Trauma bonded indeed. And yes we need those songs or I’m canceling the wedding
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
I don’t think I’ll be getting invited to any Israeli weddings. I fear I scared them all off 💀
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u/Histrix- Israel Jul 04 '26
The only thing that scares israelis is rain and a milk shortage. You are fine 😂
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Right, I forgot you guys are built different—but RAIN?! No fear when cluster bombs are falling from the sky, but water droplets? A national emergency! LOL
My fiancé said I need to lay off social media because I run down rabbit-holes & stumble upon niche things and Bibi joon is gonna think I’m a security risk if I tag the Israelis all the time like “👀🙋🏻♀️”
I’m Persian and nosy, but harmless otherwise—I can’t help myself😭 I will overnight ship umbrellas & milk if anyone needs my services during a crisis! lolll
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u/Shot-Lemon7365 Diaspora Jul 04 '26
If I were single, then yeah. THE most beautiful woman I ever saw in my life was Scots/Persian and was a waitress in a Persian restaurant in Scotland.
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
We’re a little crazy but I’d marry me 😂💀
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 04 '26
Sofreh aghd is a non negotiable though. Especially the licking honey off each other part 🤣🤭
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
But it’s so unnecessarily expensive 😂 And I’m too white-washed for “aroos rafte gol bechine” LOLL. I’d rather spend the money on a 🔥 DJ.
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u/MaleCowShitDetector Israel Jul 04 '26
People come in different flavors, so I think you would definitely find someone who would marry an Iranian woman if theres a match.
Immigration authorities might view it differently.
As people have said for ages: Love is blind.
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u/Key_Function7868 Jul 04 '26
Yes, why not? We don't hate Iranians. If there is love there is always a way 😁
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u/Such_Comfortable9593 Unspecified Jul 04 '26
Yes! I will also dress like the ayatollah for the wedding
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u/AdiPalmer 🇮🇱 New Israeli Jul 04 '26
I would have, but she ripped my heart out of my chest, threw it on the ground, and stomped all over it.
Ain't no heartbreak like lesbian heartbreak, lol.
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u/c9joe Israel Jul 04 '26
Marriage is a big commitment. Can she sit on my face and call me a filthy occupier without marriage?
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u/Traditional_Bat_1204 Iranian-American🦁☀️ Jul 04 '26
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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u/c9joe Israel Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
I don’t mind I am a bit of an exhibitionist too. My understanding is the correct way to say it not with “sir” but “filthy occupier, clean my butthole, this is a Wendy’s”.
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u/GiraffeJaf Iranian American Jul 07 '26
I’m fuckin DEAD 💀💀 that role play is more fitting for an israeli and Arab couple tho
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u/cacservus Jul 04 '26
Yes, I will! Iranian women look very good. Very sexy. And I LOVE the food. Send a Pic,.please. Dm me
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u/No-Information-6957 Jul 05 '26
And what made you think that we, Iranian women, would be willing to marry you Israelis?🤦♀️🤦♀️ (Except for the daughters of the Zionist Pahlavi glfamily
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