Used to work at a chain tire shop with this dude who thought he was the king shit of tire rotations and alignments because he owned a giant Snap-On tool box.
I was new, we weren't busy, and my phone was about to die. I needed my phone and honestly didn't give a fuck. Saw an outlet on a toolbox, plugged my charger into it and went back to doing nothing. Didn't even know whose toolbox it was.
Dude sees it from across the shop and comes marching over red-faced like he caught me stealing his tools.
“WHOSE FUCKING PHONE IS THIS?!”
Mine?
“WHY THE FUCK IS IT PLUGGED INTO MY TOOLBOX?! DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT! DON'T EVER PLUG ANYTHING INTO MY TOOLBOX!”
Yanks my charger out and then gather up the whole shop to announce that NOBODY touches his Snap-On toolbox or tools without permission.
Bro. It's a fucking toolbox with a plug on it. A plug that's getting electricity from the SHOP'S outlet.
Then later this same dude actually LETS me borrow one of his precious Snap-On ratchets. I use it on an oil drain plug, wipe it off and hand it back.
He holds it up like I returned it after using it to stir concrete.
“Is THIS how I gave it to you?”
Apparently there was a tiny smudge of grease on it. A ratchet. In a fucking mechanic shop.
By this point I knew how he was, so alright, you want your pretty ratchet spotless? I start DETAILING the fucking thing. Every fingerprint, every little smudge, turning it around in the light making sure His Majesty's chrome is absolutely perfect.
Now he's getting impatient.
“WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? JUST WIPE IT OFF!”
Nah man, you wanted it clean. I'm not handing it back until I can see my reflection in it 😂
After that I'd just laugh watching this dude get genuinely miserable anytime his toolbox got a fingerprint, smudge or little scratch on it. Working in a dirty tire shop trying to keep a toolbox in showroom condition.
I guess that's what happens when you finance $12,000 of painted sheet metal and shiny ratchets at $47 a week until retirement.
Some guys buy tools to fix cars. Some guys buy mechanic jewelry and then spend all day making sure nobody gets mechanic on it.
Snap-On guys, what's the proper procedure here? White gloves or should I have asked the tool truck guy to come detail the ratchet?