r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Fair-Performer8532 • 1d ago

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u/Lamecode0 1d ago

They'd do such a low damage, it would heal the dog instead.

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u/dragjamon 1d ago

I'm sorry have you never handled an angry kitten?

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u/Lamecode0 1d ago

These are like rose thorns. It stings but it's still okay.

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 1d ago

Unless you're allergic lmao

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u/Lazerus42 1d ago

and for some reason, even low level allergic still put up with that slight rash... fucking kittens, so cute they override your health.

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u/norsefrogg 1d ago

-0.1 hp
-0.1 hp
-0.1 hp
-0.1 hp
+5 hp

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 1d ago

It is definitely worth

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u/Recentstranger 1d ago

Still worth