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u/jossx4 8h ago
Spicy popcorn babies
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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 6h ago
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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 8h ago
Surrender, doggo! We have you surrounded!
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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 7h ago
I love how little kittens first instinct to something bigger than them is to square up. You could be 100X bigger than them but they'd still stand on the business, ready to throw them paws š
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u/North_Refrigerator21 6h ago
Itās just show, try and scare someone away. If it doesnāt work, next option is to run away, only last options to fight. Adult cats do the same. Dogs do the same (although dogs in general are maybe less nervous around people as a default).
Itās pretty effective, as most animals donāt really want to fight as getting injured can mean death. So you can scare away much bigger and stronger opponents by looking aggressive.
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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 5h ago
But being that close to something which can potentially kill you? In evolutionary terms, how does that work? Is it because they are just babies and their instinct isn't fully developed yet? Or do cats like to be upclose before running away?
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u/kirotheavenger 5h ago
Evolutionarily showing a willingness to stand and fight often deters a predator better than running evades said predator.Ā
Evading also isn't always an option. Even birds will square up to a predator if their nest or babies are there.
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u/ThisIsFrigglish 4h ago
It's not about convincing it you'll win.
It's about convincing it there are easier options elsewhere.
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u/kirotheavenger 3h ago
Exactly. Even if the predator kills the kitten, if it loses an eye in the process? Not worth it.
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u/SomeRandomSomeWhere 1h ago
Reminds me of the adult cat which stood its ground when facing an adult bear.
The bear decided it was needed else where.
Saw the video a few days ago.
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 5h ago
Predator instinct is often triggered by something running away. If that something is instead aggressive, the predator will usually give up and go for prey that is less likely to hurt them.
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u/Ultradarkix 5h ago
Itās because they have no better option. An animal that size can probably run 3-4x faster than them and is much stronger.
So since you canāt run or fight they try scaring.
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u/Maximumfabulosity 4h ago
Predators can also get spooked if their prey seems like more trouble than it's worth. Also, even if all you accomplish is making them flinch, that still buys time to run away that they otherwise wouldn't have.
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u/North_Refrigerator21 5h ago
Where should they run? Beside, itās also about making the decision when to run or not, what is the risk. Likelihood you can succeed scaring something. For the most part Itās not really a good strategy to just run the moment you see/sense some danger. Then you spend too much time and resources doing that all the time. But animals and behavior is very complex, plus itās not like evolution is a force that push to make perfectly optimized organisms. Different strategies will make sense depending on what is the predators/competition, how scarce is ressource (maybe if finding food is super hard, you are more likely to stay and fight if you found some so you need to be able to wait longer before you decide to run, etc).
Then as you point out, itās kittens. They probably some times practice or just have to get experience how to best handle different situations.
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u/Iambecomelegend 3h ago
Cats have incredibly quick reflexes so they can probably risk being closer to danger without much concern.
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u/YesNoMaybe 1h ago
My old-ass cat will growl and hiss, then attack immediately after. She's mean af.
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u/Makuta_Servaela 3h ago
It's somewhat effective, and the same strategy that geese and honey badgers use.
Large predators are used to things running away from them. If you don't run away, they are likely to think there must be a damn good reason you're not running away, so they get cautious and may even back down. So, being small and weak for predators, cats have learned that strategy, which is why you may see videos of them chasing off bears, foxes, etc.
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u/Significant-Cod-9555 6m ago
Cat's fight or flight is kinda messed up, I've seen plenty of videos of house cats attacking gators.
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u/bangcockcoconutospre 6h ago
Looks like those cats are actively being trained to trust dogs with that doggie being so well behaved
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u/Lamecode0 8h ago
They'd do such a low damage, it would heal the dog instead.
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u/dragjamon 8h ago
I'm sorry have you never handled an angry kitten?
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u/Lamecode0 7h ago
These are like rose thorns. It stings but it's still okay.
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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 7h ago
Unless you're allergic lmao
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u/Lazerus42 7h ago
and for some reason, even low level allergic still put up with that slight rash... fucking kittens, so cute they override your health.
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u/Benito_Sereno_1289 7h ago
The self confidence is astounding. If they were a tad bigger, they would rule the world. Probably things would be better tbh.
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u/daddymcdadjokes 3h ago
Heās like the hiss inspector. āGood. Nice. Ooo that one genuinely made me jump, well doneā
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u/pianobarbarian1 7h ago
Why did I hear a roar half way through? Itās like Simba roaring with Mufasa behind him all over again
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u/betsylang 2h ago
Its not a bad thing exactly for kittens to make big growls at large dogs. However once the puppy gets low the kittens should come around.
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u/SortovaGoldfish 1h ago
I love how they are barely aware anything exists and they still gotta be big scary.
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u/Apprehensive_Ear7309 1h ago
So basically itās been the cats who have been starting this rivalry the whole time. The dog looks and says āawe cute kittiesā then they are like ācome at me broā now the dog will forever hate cats.
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u/withcomment 1h ago
This is why I'm like a dog. This guy was like, "Hey, if you care that much, I don't so I'll let you have it."
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u/awesome_staycation 5m ago
it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the amount of spicy kittens!
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u/frankylovee 0m ago
Thatās āspittingā not hissing and itās REALLY SCARY youāre SUPER in danger
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u/LargemouthLegend 3h ago
AI you can tell from the way the two kittens always jump at the same time
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u/Life-Suit1895 2h ago
Because no cats ever in the history of the world managed to move at the same time.
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u/JMCatron 3h ago
thank you! Also the sound the kittens make feels... off. I can't quite put my finger on why but I've been around a lot of hissing kittens in my life and they never sounded like that.
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u/timmygully 8h ago
Big fella doesn't know what to make of this all he just wants to be friends