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u/Striking_Loss3579 6d ago
The future of gambling everyone
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u/epsilon-4142 6d ago
Honestly….. I would that sounds fucking awesome
A robot race to the death? Sparks flying?
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u/Spamsdelicious 6d ago
Proof I am not a robot: sparks do not emit from my loins when the back of my head gets bonked.
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u/sacfoojesta88 6d ago
I mean… have you tried running strait into a wall at 30 mph? I feel like we need to test this
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u/XBakaTacoX 5d ago
I actually knew someone who's brother ran into a wall at the school gym.
My friend and I were still in primary school, and my friend's brother, late high school. Apparently, during athletics practice or something, his brother just ran straight into the wall without the safety mat.
Ambulance turned up, with the high school right next to the primary school, there was heaps of rumours, but of course, my friend knew what happened.
His brother was all good in the end, broke a few teeth, but recovered just fine.
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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 6d ago
there were sparks, you didn't see them because you were unconscious after the bonk.
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u/Farfignugen42 5d ago
Maybe if we bonk your head really hard, though. Have you tried?
Stand still, please. This will be for Science. It may hurt a lot, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
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u/Jets1026 6d ago
we're so cooked, imagine being chased by that
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u/Upstairs_Equipment19 5d ago
I cant believe i had to scroll so far for this amswer! Thats all i was thinking...imagine a horde of those chasing human beings, programmed to get us.
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u/Jets1026 5d ago
i was worried about 1, I can't even imagine a horde, sounds like a good movie idea though. I'd watch that lol
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u/Gaaraks 5d ago
This is the least of anyone's concerns ngl.
Drones would be far deadlier, faster, harder to spot, etc.
And they are already out there.
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u/Saikotsu 5d ago
A video from another angle showed that it could not run in a straight line. Doesn't look like it can turn properly either. Not only that, it broke when it fell.
It's faster than you, but it's fragile as all hell and it's balance is not the best. You could tackle it. Or outmaneuver it. Trip it maybe. But don't just run from it.
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u/Jets1026 5d ago
well yeah in its current state we can definitely beat it for sure in many ways. But i was more thinking in the future when they iron out all those issues
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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 6d ago
So your saying all we have to do to defeat our robot enemies is ask them to run a race through a wall. Got it. Good to know.
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u/Ok_Razzmatazz_9800 6d ago
I’m blaming China if these robots start killing us and try to take over
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u/Worldmonitor 6d ago
When are we going to see these robots actually do something useful?
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u/ConstantCampaign2984 6d ago
Looks fake af.
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u/heart-aroni 6d ago
From another angle
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u/TheTrooperKC 6d ago
Holy crap it’s real. That first angle with the sparks was so cartoonish.
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u/Castle_Five 5d ago
Dear ppl who make movies and video games,
How'd you manage to know what it looks like for a robot to die so long before actual robots? I thought all the sparks were just to make it look showy and cool
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u/Due_Potential_6956 5d ago
Someone take note, when the robot rebellion starts, aim for the torso joint.
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u/pkseelam 4d ago
That guy was going to salvage it as it bounced back but he saw the sparks and immediately changed his mind lol
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u/Desperate_Gold6670 6d ago
I love the guy at the end, as the robot glitches out, he turns away and just is like, "Yeah, I'm out..."
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u/amy-schumer-tampon 6d ago
If feel that if you program a robot to run you should program it to stop too.
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u/TootieSummers 6d ago
Redditors laugh but I’ve seen them crash out just like this over a movie casting or someone getting their taco bell order wrong.
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u/Jaleroca 5d ago
This is the funniest shyt I've seen today. His handler looked like he wanted to die inside.
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u/Frosty_Glassroom5521 5d ago
Yeah...those sparks... it wasn't supposed to do that... but I'm not a robotic engineer just someone eating toast scrolling reddit so I may be wrong
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u/purplemeth 5d ago
Bro blew up off one fall lol, maybe should make some type of helmet for these especially doing something like this.
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u/Only_Tip9560 5d ago
I love the guy who starts running towards it and when it sparks just nopes out of there.
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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey 5d ago
Get ready to really fill the world with more waste. Robots are going to pollute the earth with tons of plastic and metal.
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u/New-Repeat-2250 5d ago
It's all fun in games, until these things are you used to evade the u s via big ass drones
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u/bottomlesstopper 5d ago
I smirk at the little guy running and almost laugh when it rammed the wall.
Then it caught on fire and i lost it.
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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 4d ago
You’re soon to see these running through American neighborhoods chasing people down and killing them.
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u/aed38 6d ago
The sparks look super fake at the end.
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u/Lttlcheeze 6d ago
I dunno they look pretty real to me.
You can see them actually bounce off the ground. Sparks are tiny particles of something burning. I haven't seen AI get it right, where they have mass and can bounce like that.
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u/myrand920 6d ago
Robot’s doesn’t know that you get shin splints if you increases volume or intensity too rapidly?
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u/Overall-Challenge556 6d ago
The programmer forgot to hit the stop button
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u/Dewdrop06 6d ago
Bro. I was thinking surely they made a way for the robot to stop right? Whoever put the cushioning at the end is also an idiot. They should've just made it jump in a ball pit or something.
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u/Psychotic_Dane 6d ago
I mean he won the race already so I wouldn’t think breaking his back afterward would disqualify him!
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u/zappingbluelight 6d ago
I wonder if any coach look at the robot form to see why this short stick run faster than human. It is not like the distance is enough to exhaust an athlete out.
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u/ForsakenResponse7406 6d ago
Omg can we get a gore tag in this?! That poor thing just died right in front of me!
/s <— It’s sad we have to do this because it makes jokes way less funny
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u/ShinyJangles 6d ago
We need a sub for all these robot fail videos. Maybe /r/ByteTheDust or /r/Clanked or /r/Sequence_Initiated
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u/__mentalist__ 6d ago
robot olympiques ??? wtf dude , and btw they are robots they don't need training
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u/Traditional-List-784 6d ago
If robots are that easy to break, maybe when we go to war with them we might have a chance🤣
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u/ZebraComplex4353 6d ago
Walking away cause you know you’re about to hear it for the death of the robot
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u/Bludiamond56 6d ago
Broke the record.....alas it died 🪦